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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

 
grrttsgar
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
POLL: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
 Democrat.
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 Southerne.
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Got an e-mail thought I would share.
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Here is a little test that will help you decide.



The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:



Democrat's Answer:
· Well, that's not enough inform-ation to answer the question!
· What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
· Could we run away?
· What does my wife think?
· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
· What does the law say about this situation?
· Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it?
· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
· Should I call 9-1-1?
· Why is this street so deserted?
· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
· This is all so confusing!

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
Republican's Answer:

BANG!


............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!

I removed one question from the Democrat list "· What about the kids?" because I do not believe that the gov. is in any way concerned about the well being of children.
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02/13/2012 09:47 PM

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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
I am from the north flatlands....but must be a southerner at heart. Nice post.battleflag
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02/13/2012 09:47 PM
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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
polltards. I've never seen so many at once.
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02/13/2012 09:50 PM
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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Got an e-mail thought I would share.
:eagle:
Here is a little test that will help you decide.



The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?


THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:



Democrat's Answer:
· Well, that's not enough inform-ation to answer the question!
· What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
· Does the man look poor or oppressed?
· Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
· Could we run away?
· What does my wife think?
· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
· What does the law say about this situation?
· Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it?
· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
· Should I call 9-1-1?
· Why is this street so deserted?
· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
· This is all so confusing!

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...
Republican's Answer:

BANG!


............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!

I removed one question from the Democrat list "· What about the kids?" because I do not believe that the gov. is in any way concerned about the well being of children.
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why does he have a 12 round clip and a 9 round clip? That's just silly.
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02/13/2012 09:55 PM

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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Squeaky wheel gets the grease
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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

why does he have a 12 round clip and a 9 round clip? That's just silly.
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1dunno1Just an e-mail I got that I thought GLP might enjoy.
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02/13/2012 09:56 PM
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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

why does he have a 12 round clip and a 9 round clip? That's just silly.
 Quoting: grrttsgar

1dunno1Just an e-mail I got that I thought GLP might enjoy.
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lol.. just messing with you.
grrttsgar (OP)

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02/13/2012 09:57 PM

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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
polltards. I've never seen so many at once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8461156


Jealous because you can not add a poll unless you register.
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02/13/2012 10:16 PM
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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
polltards. I've never seen so many at once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8461156


Jealous because you can not add a poll unless you register.
:jrbbtnbi:
 Quoting: grrttsgar


The path to enlightenment, you're still new here, after more than 2 or 3 years of joining you'll know what I mean.
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02/13/2012 10:18 PM
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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
bang, but that does make me a republican.
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02/13/2012 10:23 PM
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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Good cop, bad cop or redneck?
If those are the only choices I'm moving to bottom of the ocean.
grrttsgar (OP)

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02/13/2012 10:24 PM

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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
polltards. I've never seen so many at once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8461156


Jealous because you can not add a poll unless you register.
jrbbtnbi
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The path to enlightenment, you're still new here, after more than 2 or 3 years of joining you'll know what I mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8461156

Joined 7/24/2009.
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02/13/2012 10:30 PM
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Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
polltards. I've never seen so many at once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8461156


Jealous because you can not add a poll unless you register.
:jrbbtnbi:
 Quoting: grrttsgar


The path to enlightenment, you're still new here, after more than 2 or 3 years of joining you'll know what I mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8461156

Joined 7/24/2009.
 Quoting: grrttsgar


Yes, that's what I said.

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