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What were Whitney Houston's last words?
Blub, blub, blub.

Whitney Houston is now starring in a new film called "The Bodybag".

Bobby Brown has committed suicide over Whitney's death. His last words? "Two can play at that game, bitch!".

What song was playing on the radio when Whitney drowned?
Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath. Long about a Saturday night.

What do the Titanic and Whitney Houston in common?
Both were black and sunk to the bottom.

What don't they have in common?
One cracked before going down, the other smoked crack before going down.
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heres a good one..

whitney houston
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02/14/2012 06:56 AM
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What was the first clue Whitney was in trouble?

There were several Bobby Browns floating in the tub.
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Insensitive, cold-hearted, rotten piece of shit. Is this supposed to be funny? You are a useless eater, I can't wait until you're next and judging from your character...I am sure someone will have some jokes for you.
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I sure hope my death gets some laughs. As opposed to when you die quietly without notice.

Lighten up dude.
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I sure hope my death gets some laughs. As opposed to when you die quietly without notice.

Lighten up dude.
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Lets see how you feel when your mother dies and people around you start making crack jokes about her smart ass.
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02/14/2012 08:32 AM
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I love a good joke. And who cares if someoen makes a joke about someone (alive or dead). No one cared much about her but now everyone was her best friend and biggest fan. What's sick is everyone being fake. So jokes for all
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What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on valentines day???







Whitney houstons crack pipe........
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I sure hope my death gets some laughs. As opposed to when you die quietly without notice.

Lighten up dude.
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Lets see how you feel when your mother dies and people around you start making crack jokes about her smart ass.
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There has always been a sense of humor in my family. When my mother had her leg amputated in she was the one to first crack a joke about it when she said the only place that would hire her now is IHOP. She passed away three years ago, and even during the visitation my uncle started talking about how she is fixing hash browns for Jesus now. Scattered, Smothered, and Covered. I think she would have really liked that one.

Proverbs 17:22 "A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones." Lighten up people
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What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on valentines day???







Whitney houstons crack pipe........
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lol
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houston, we have a problem.

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I guess nobody told Houston that drugs are bad Mkay.bonghit
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What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on valentines day???







Whitney houstons crack pipe........
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LMAO!!!
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heres a good one..

whitney houston
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here's another the queen of england.applause2
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What were Whitney Houston's last words?
Blub, blub, blub.

Whitney Houston is now starring in a new film called "The Bodybag".

Bobby Brown has committed suicide over Whitney's death. His last words? "Two can play at that game, bitch!".

What song was playing on the radio when Whitney drowned?
Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath. Long about a Saturday night.

What do the Titanic and Whitney Houston in common?
Both were black and sunk to the bottom.

What don't they have in common?
One cracked before going down, the other smoked crack before going down.
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hey OP, what's the difference between a pig and your mother? nothing they both eat their babies.
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I sure hope my death gets some laughs. As opposed to when you die quietly without notice.

Lighten up dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1559694


Lets see how you feel when your mother dies and people around you start making crack jokes about her smart ass.
 Quoting: . 4371304


There has always been a sense of humor in my family. When my mother had her leg amputated in she was the one to first crack a joke about it when she said the only place that would hire her now is IHOP. She passed away three years ago, and even during the visitation my uncle started talking about how she is fixing hash browns for Jesus now. Scattered, Smothered, and Covered. I think she would have really liked that one.

Proverbs 17:22 "A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones." Lighten up people
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heathen asshole! heathens don't go to heaven and that includes you momma5a
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hey OP, what's the difference between a pig and your mother? nothing they both eat their babies.


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heres a good one..

whitney houston
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here's another the queen of england.applause2
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Dont give up the day jobs lol.
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I sure hope my death gets some laughs. As opposed to when you die quietly without notice.

Lighten up dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1559694


Lets see how you feel when your mother dies and people around you start making crack jokes about her smart ass.
 Quoting: . 4371304


There has always been a sense of humor in my family. When my mother had her leg amputated in she was the one to first crack a joke about it when she said the only place that would hire her now is IHOP. She passed away three years ago, and even during the visitation my uncle started talking about how she is fixing hash browns for Jesus now. Scattered, Smothered, and Covered. I think she would have really liked that one.

Proverbs 17:22 "A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones." Lighten up people
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2421834


NIce for you,thankfully i dont think like this.and joking about someone who has just died,is unrespectfull.No matter how you look at it.
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hey OP, what's the difference between a pig and your mother? nothing they both eat their babies.
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you wouldn't understand you blood pie eating neanderthal wood wose!
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I sure hope my death gets some laughs. As opposed to when you die quietly without notice.

Lighten up dude.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1559694


Lets see how you feel when your mother dies and people around you start making crack jokes about her smart ass.
 Quoting: . 4371304


There has always been a sense of humor in my family. When my mother had her leg amputated in she was the one to first crack a joke about it when she said the only place that would hire her now is IHOP. She passed away three years ago, and even during the visitation my uncle started talking about how she is fixing hash browns for Jesus now. Scattered, Smothered, and Covered. I think she would have really liked that one.

Proverbs 17:22 "A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones." Lighten up people
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2421834


NIce for you,thankfully i dont think like this.and joking about someone who has just died,is unrespectfull.No matter how you look at it.
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I guess that's the case if you look at death as an awful, unwanted, dreaded thing hf
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You nasty sick fucks.
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death and birth people, inseparable, natural parts of the whole big life thing

relax folks, making light of the situation and turning it into joy/laughter is a good way to honor a person who has passed

when i die i hope people make fun of me and turn it all into a big joke because i'd rather that than grief and depression attached to my passing

some folks here probably believe we have the same body after we die hehe like whitney is somewehre going "hey shut up that's not nice!" lol
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This thread made me LOL.
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Whitney Houston in "Waiting to Inhale" coming soon
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What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on valentines day???







Whitney houstons crack pipe........
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That's a good one!
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What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on valentines day???







Whitney houstons crack pipe........
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lmao
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Whitney Houston in "Waiting to Inhale" coming soon
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02/14/2012 11:30 AM
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here's my favorite headline (stolen from ... not sure where)

WHITNEY HOUSTON BEATS BOBBY BROWN TO DEATH!
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whats the differencve between whitney and my car!?


MY CAR CAN MAKE IT YO FIFTY ! HAHHAHAHAHAHAA
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The reason Whitney Houston dies is not clear..... Of course, everyone knows that crack is white...

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