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Whitney Houston Jokes

 
DefiantSix

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this is funny coming from a croc fucker! throw another shrimp on the barbie!
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sorry, have to say it...

WE DON'T THROW FUCKING SHRIMPS ON BARBIES

we never have

we never will

we call them prawns

and we don't fucking barbeque them

we barbeque steaks and snags.

that's it

alright?
 Quoting: Aucuparia


you guys are the english rejects your forefathers were fucking CONVICTS.and yeah you're still croc and roo fuckers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211873


The English actually sent criminals to America before it became united under the constitution.

Then they started sending them to Australia.

So you suffer the same lineage. Buffalo Fucker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7114099


The problem with slurring all the criminals in somebody's heritage is that "criminal" doesn't necessarily carry with it the same connotation that it did back when our ancestors were being exiled to our current respective homelands.

Back then, "Criminal" could simply be someone who disagreed with the King, and lacked the basic self-preservation instincts to keep his mouth shut about it.

By that definition, I'm still a "criminal".
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02/15/2012 11:06 AM
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Maybe the U.S. will finally get some snow this winter..

Whitney was hogging it all.
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rofl
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02/15/2012 11:08 AM
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After she died I tweeted:
"Whitney Houston has died, when asked the coroner said the official cause of death was Waiting To Exhale"

Last night I posted this image to my Facebook page

[link to www.facebook.com]
(More of a Bieber joke though)

banana2
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One can only wish. (About the Bieber part of the joke).
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its the Auzzies having the last laugh whether they are ex cons or not... they have great weather, laid back culture - family oriented lives - where us brits and yanks work our fucking asses off.... get me a plane ticket to oz today and i'm off




The majority of these ex convicts were deported here for small misdemeanours.
Mainly for stealing food like a loaf of bread.


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sorry, have to say it...

WE DON'T THROW FUCKING SHRIMPS ON BARBIES

we never have

we never will

we call them prawns

and we don't fucking barbeque them

we barbeque steaks and snags.

that's it

alright?
 Quoting: Aucuparia


you guys are the english rejects your forefathers were fucking CONVICTS.and yeah you're still croc and roo fuckers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211873


The English actually sent criminals to America before it became united under the constitution.

Then they started sending them to Australia.

So you suffer the same lineage. Buffalo Fucker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7114099


The problem with slurring all the criminals in somebody's heritage is that "criminal" doesn't necessarily carry with it the same connotation that it did back when our ancestors were being exiled to our current respective homelands.

Back then, "Criminal" could simply be someone who disagreed with the King, and lacked the basic self-preservation instincts to keep his mouth shut about it.

By that definition, I'm still a "criminal".
 Quoting: DefiantSix


hey, you said I didn't, look how you people have stolen america, not only the land but also the BANKS and WALL STREET.
Dr. Rick

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02/15/2012 11:11 AM

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For all you haters....
They're jokes.... jokes... jokes... (most funny, some dumb..)
Lighten up. Everyone gonna die someday.
If you live your life in the spotlight especially airing your dirty laundry, people gonna make jokes...
And no, I don't care what people say about me when I'm gone.
I'd rather have them laughing and remembering good times than boo hooing and being sad when I move on...
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02/15/2012 11:17 AM
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For all you haters....
They're jokes.... jokes... jokes... (most funny, some dumb..)
Lighten up. Everyone gonna die someday.
If you live your life in the spotlight especially airing your dirty laundry, people gonna make jokes...
And no, I don't care what people say about me when I'm gone.
I'd rather have them laughing and remembering good times than boo hooing and being sad when I move on...
 Quoting: Dr. Rick


SREW YOU ASSHOLE, HOW BOUT THAT WITH YOUR LIGHTEN UP ASS!
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For all you haters....
They're jokes.... jokes... jokes... (most funny, some dumb..)
Lighten up. Everyone gonna die someday.
If you live your life in the spotlight especially airing your dirty laundry, people gonna make jokes...
And no, I don't care what people say about me when I'm gone.
I'd rather have them laughing and remembering good times than boo hooing and being sad when I move on...
 Quoting: Dr. Rick


SREW YOU ASSHOLE, HOW BOUT THAT WITH YOUR LIGHTEN UP ASS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211873


lmao
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02/15/2012 11:40 AM
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For all you haters....
They're jokes.... jokes... jokes... (most funny, some dumb..)
Lighten up. Everyone gonna die someday.
If you live your life in the spotlight especially airing your dirty laundry, people gonna make jokes...
And no, I don't care what people say about me when I'm gone.
I'd rather have them laughing and remembering good times than boo hooing and being sad when I move on...
 Quoting: Dr. Rick


SREW YOU ASSHOLE, HOW BOUT THAT WITH YOUR LIGHTEN UP ASS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211873


Are you flirting?
bananasexsideways
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02/15/2012 11:45 AM
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Whitney be drinking Purple Drank with St. Pete now.
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02/15/2012 12:35 PM
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I sure hope my death gets some laughs. As opposed to when you die quietly without notice.

Lighten up dude.
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Lets see how you feel when your mother dies and people around you start making crack jokes about her smart ass.
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Why would someone be cracking jokes about her smart ass?
Nobody would know what her ass looks like?
Strange thing to say...
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02/15/2012 01:50 PM
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Whitney be drinking Purple Drank with St. Pete now.
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banana2afrobanana2
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sorry, have to say it...

WE DON'T THROW FUCKING SHRIMPS ON BARBIES

we never have

we never will

we call them prawns

and we don't fucking barbeque them

we barbeque steaks and snags.

that's it

alright?
 Quoting: Aucuparia


you guys are the english rejects your forefathers were fucking CONVICTS.and yeah you're still croc and roo fuckers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211873


The English actually sent criminals to America before it became united under the constitution.

Then they started sending them to Australia.

So you suffer the same lineage. Buffalo Fucker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7114099


The problem with slurring all the criminals in somebody's heritage is that "criminal" doesn't necessarily carry with it the same connotation that it did back when our ancestors were being exiled to our current respective homelands.

Back then, "Criminal" could simply be someone who disagreed with the King, and lacked the basic self-preservation instincts to keep his mouth shut about it.

By that definition, I'm still a "criminal".
 Quoting: DefiantSix


Was just trying to bring things to light about how stupid it is to badmouth other people just because of their home country or heritage.. When most are too stupid to learn the roots of their own country.
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02/15/2012 02:00 PM
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Whitney Houston was the first Black person to provide evidence that Black people DO, in fact, take baths.
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02/15/2012 02:03 PM
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Whitney Houston - Took more shots to the arm than a Norwegian Youth camp.
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02/15/2012 02:05 PM
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heres a good one..

whitney houston
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here's another the queen of england.applause2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1211873


Dont give up the day jobs lol.
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i know. lol fucking pathetic. 1rof1
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Whitney Houston's life was like skiing. Once you get on the white powder its all downhill from there.
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Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she's just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.
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Lots of bad puns being made about Kevin Costner/The Bodyguard/Whitney Houston.

Waterworld we're living in.
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There's going to be a huge line outside Whitney Hustons funeral next week... Which coincidentally is what killed her
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Okay, I did laugh. Now Im gonna stand in the corner.
By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth.
Song of Solomon, 3. 1
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Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she's just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.
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lol

it's funny cos it's true.
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Ramsey scores v Utd, Bin Laden dies.
Ramsey scores v Spurs, Steve Jobs dies.
Ramsey scores v Marseille, Gaddafi dies.
Ramsey scores v Sunderland, Houston dies.
Surely if he scores 100 more, we can wipe out Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black.
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02/15/2012 02:13 PM
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1963 - Whitney Houston
2012 - Whitney Houstoff.
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02/15/2012 02:13 PM
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Ghost 2 starring Whitney Houston and Patrick Swayze...
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02/15/2012 02:14 PM
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A full day of Whitney Houston on MTV.
I don't know who is in hell, me or her.
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02/15/2012 02:17 PM
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1963 - Whitney Houston
2012 - Whitney Houstoff.
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lmao
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02/15/2012 02:17 PM
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Whats white, fluffy and bone dry?
Whitneys bath towel.
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02/15/2012 02:19 PM
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Someone should have told her you're supposed to take a bath then hang your towel on the line..

Not do a line off the towel rack and then take a bath.
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02/15/2012 02:24 PM
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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can hit 50.
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Just wait til Whitney sobers up and realizes she's dead.