Whitney Houston Jokes

Okay, I did laugh. Now Im gonna stand in the corner.

Has this been posted yet?


What do Whitney Houston and Spiders have in common?


They're both black and can't get out of the bath.


I'm here all day kids.

What were Whitney Houston's last words?
Blub, blub, blub.

Whitney Houston is now starring in a new film called "The Bodybag".

Bobby Brown has committed suicide over Whitney's death. His last words? "Two can play at that game, bitch!".

What song was playing on the radio when Whitney drowned?
Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath. Long about a Saturday night.

What do the Titanic and Whitney Houston in common?
Both were black and sunk to the bottom.

What don't they have in common?
One cracked before going down, the other smoked crack before going down.

Apparently Whitney is being buried in new jersey.

Personally, i thought one of them nice sparkly dresses would look better.

Lets see how you feel when your mother dies and people around you start making crack jokes about her smart ass.

Why would someone be cracking jokes about her smart ass?
Nobody would know what her ass looks like?
Strange thing to say...

Why is someone's death so funny. I guess I'll never get this kind of sense of humor.

The problem with slurring all the criminals in somebody's heritage is that "criminal" doesn't necessarily carry with it the same connotation that it did back when our ancestors were being exiled to our current respective homelands.

Back then, "Criminal" could simply be someone who disagreed with the King, and lacked the basic self-preservation instincts to keep his mouth shut about it.

By that definition, I'm still a "criminal".

A full day of Whitney Houston on MTV.
I don't know who is in hell, me or her.

I sure hope my death gets some laughs. As opposed to when you die quietly without notice.

Lighten up dude.

that's because your mother was a pig.