HELLO PERSON WHO LACKS PROOF.

YOU PROBABLY HEAR THE WORD "DELUSIONAL" DAILY.

DO NOT BE ALARMED BY VOICES IN YOUR HEAD.

QUADRUPLE AMPUTEES WILL GROW LEGS FROM THEIR STUMPS

IF YOU JUST POUR MAGIC HOLY WATER ON THEM IN

MAGIC JESUS NAME.

REMEMBER WHEN LOT HAD SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTERS ??

OR WHEN WHAT'S HIS FACE WRESTLED AND ALIEN, I MEAN

ANGEL ??

SPEAKING OF ANGELS, DO THEY HAVE PENISES?

BECAUSE YOUR BIBLE SAYS THEY HAD SEX WITH THE DAUGHTERS

OF MEN AND CREATED NEPHILIM, IE , GIANTS???

WHERE DO THE ANGLES GO PEE?

ARE THERE BATHROOMS IN MAGIC HEAVEN?

WHY CAN'T WOMEN SPEAK IN CHURCH?

BAD BREATH?

DO YOU STONE PEOPLE TO DEATH ON SABBATH FOR MOWING THEIR LAWNS?

OH YEAH, THE LAW IS FULLFILLED BY MAGIC MAN.

BLOOD ERASES EVIL BY MAGIC.