I am a cat and I've been trying to communicate through dreams. Please HELP!

For some time now I've been trying to communicate with my human caretaker using the normal feline to human communication techniques. My caretaker must be mentally deficient as they apparently do not comprehend what I've been trying to tell them.

So, I switched to a higher level communications method involving dream-state quantum entanglement, but their puny mind can't seem to receive the messages properly. I'm remote controlling a more receptive human now in an attempt to get a message to my caretaker. Thank you for your time.

Message follows...