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Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!

 
Major Doom
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02/14/2012 03:30 PM

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Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
From this day until my death, I now have the proverbial "ball and chain" around my ankle.

It's a good feeling getting married for the first and last time in my life!

luvya
DOOM is what you make of it.
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02/14/2012 03:31 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
congrats beer2
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02/14/2012 03:33 PM

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congrats beer2
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thank you
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02/14/2012 03:35 PM

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wow... 2 people are 1 star bandits fuckoff2
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02/14/2012 03:37 PM

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Grats - but

Get off the computer fool...
THREE LAWS OF TYRANNY


Tyranny Law #1:
"Any power that can be abused will be abused."

Tyranny Law #2:
"Abuse always expands to fill the limits of resistance to it."

Tyranny Law #3:
"If people don't resist the abuses of others, they will have no one to resist the abuses of themselves, and tyranny will prevail."
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02/14/2012 03:41 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
Cheap bastard you are trying to get out of a Valentine or anniversary gift.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 03:43 PM
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Congrats. Is Mrs. Doom a GLPer as well?
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02/14/2012 03:58 PM
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Congratulations mate! Can't wait to get married and have kids whom I will protect with my life.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 04:06 PM
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Congrats and good luck!
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02/14/2012 04:08 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
My daughter was also married on Valetimes day in 2004 that is 8 years and they are sooo happy and stil in love.

Pray the same for you!!!band
Monstrum

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02/14/2012 04:10 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
God bless you,congratulations i wish you happiness,love and understanding in every way.
You are now one body,so cherish yourselves AT all cost.

You are truly blessed :)
Isaiah 44:22 I have swept away your offenses like a cloud, your sins like the morning mist. Return to me, for I have redeemed you."
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 04:12 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
when you have children do not, i repeat, do not watch the delivery live
Mia41

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02/14/2012 04:13 PM

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Congratulations OP..

As a previous poster stated, good way of wrapping it all up in one day to save $$ on gifts..lol!!
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02/14/2012 04:13 PM
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congratulations!!!
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 04:16 PM
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My Condolences to your stick and berries.

When her lawyer ass rapes you down to your boxers in a few years, and you realize it's not your baby that your going to pay $800 per month for until it's 18, then come back and tell us.

Hey look on the bright side: you don't have to walk more than 1 block to see 20-30 guys who've banged your woman.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 04:17 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
Congratulations! The best recipe for a happy and long-lasting marriage is to make Jesus Christ the center of it! That may sound hokie but it works. We are 16 years strong and blissful! May you and the new Mrs. Doom be as blessed!
hf
Kamon

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02/14/2012 04:19 PM
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Congratulations!! ana
Kamon
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02/14/2012 04:19 PM
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Congrats, may your marriage be full of nothing but love and blessings.
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02/14/2012 04:20 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
From this day until my death, I now have the proverbial "ball and chain" around my ankle.

It's a good feeling getting married for the first and last time in my life!

luvya
 Quoting: Major Doom


congrats...

the best advise I ever got was "Never Go to Bed Angry" at each other...hf
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02/14/2012 04:20 PM

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Grats - but

Get off the computer fool...
 Quoting: Lemon


+1 on both counts hf
For nothing is secret that will not be revealed…

:blue-faeries:
JLK

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02/14/2012 04:21 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
What are you doing posting here? You should be off fucking your brains out.

Last Edited by JLK on 02/14/2012 04:21 PM
The first thing we've got to do is take out all the lawyers and shoot them down like dogs.
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02/14/2012 04:21 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
My Condolences to your stick and berries.

When her lawyer ass rapes you down to your boxers in a few years, and you realize it's not your baby that your going to pay $800 per month for until it's 18, then come back and tell us.

Hey look on the bright side: you don't have to walk more than 1 block to see 20-30 guys who've banged your woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10132842


Well aren't you just a bundle of joy. huffy
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02/14/2012 04:21 PM
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The best recipe for a happy and long-lasting marriage is to make Jesus Christ the center of it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8711233


Threesomes with Jesus?!

I've officially heard it all.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 04:24 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
Very Nice!!

Congrats OP

dance
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02/14/2012 04:25 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
I hope you both croak.
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02/14/2012 04:29 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
You should have waited until February 29th.

You would have a good excuse for missing all those future anniversaries.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 04:29 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
I got one of my final divorce degrees on Valentines Day 2008
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02/14/2012 04:34 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
On average,

it takes about 11 months to convince

the female to allow sodomy.


vegas now has a divorce-drive-through.
JLK

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02/14/2012 04:35 PM
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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
On average,

it takes about 11 months to convince

the female to allow sodomy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600352


5a
The first thing we've got to do is take out all the lawyers and shoot them down like dogs.
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02/14/2012 04:44 PM

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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
From this day until my death, I now have the proverbial "ball and chain" around my ankle.

It's a good feeling getting married for the first and last time in my life!

luvya
 Quoting: Major Doom

Nah, not a ball and chain. A tether, to keep you grounded!...May you have joy and happiness, with a true life mate!y_lovin
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02/14/2012 04:45 PM

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Re: Today, February 14, 2012, I got married!
What are you doing posting here? You should be off fucking your brains out.
 Quoting: JLK


Maybe he needs a rest!
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