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What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 11:06 PM
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What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
I work shift-work and have just moved into a new area, problem is that the neighbours have a dog (unbeknownst to me when I moved in) which barks late at night. Last night it woke me up every half an hour from 11pm till 6am ALL NIGHT. These people look like low-income dumshits and don't seem to care that their bloody dog is barking all damn night.
Any creative ideas on how to shut the !%$!^%ing thing up?
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 11:08 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Earplugs, or white noise to drown out the sound (loud fan/s, heater..ect. ect.)

Or go let the dog free (it is probably barking for a reason) ..don't kill it.
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02/14/2012 11:09 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Shiftworkers have to use earplugs, the soft ones.

Should let the neighbours know politely then leave it up to them.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 11:09 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Its barking for a reason idiot..not the dogs fault
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02/14/2012 11:10 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
If it looks mistreated or malnourished take pics and call the RSPCA.
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02/14/2012 11:11 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Its barking for a reason idiot
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1112347

No, deliberately barking to annoy me because it's a shithead.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 11:12 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
heavy sedatives..like thorazine,had to do it myself,,nobody will notice, dog just goes to sleep, does not get sick, i figure, i lose my job from lack of sleep, dog is a goner
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02/14/2012 11:14 PM

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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Say nothing to the neighbor, relocate the dog for them free.
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02/14/2012 11:15 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Feed it and talk to it ,after a short while, it will obey you
then tell it to SHUTUP and it will
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 11:28 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Enjoy your security system. Ask the neighbors if they could crate the dog at night. Let the dog sleep in a crate, and then they are comfortable just like a burrow or den.
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 11:29 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Earplugs!
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 11:29 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
get quiet shells for a 22 caliber they're 29 grain bullets and borrow the gun if you have to.... sound like a pellet gun but pretty lethal id aim for the belly
Anonymous Coward
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02/14/2012 11:36 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Rat poison??? Are you serious? Only a very evil person would kill an innocent dog.
emerald_glow

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02/14/2012 11:39 PM

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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
There is some kind of gizmo that prevent them from barking, saw it on TV once. name is NO-BARK or sumthing
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02/15/2012 12:37 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Say nothing to the neighbor, relocate the dog for them free.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


Done that with cats before. With dogs you use a sonic gun with laser for targeting. Way more fun and less hassle than relocating them.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 12:37 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Say nothing to the neighbor, relocate the dog for them free.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


Done that with cats before. With dogs you use a sonic gun with laser for targeting. Way more fun and less hassle than relocating them.
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02/15/2012 12:52 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
There is some kind of gizmo that prevent them from barking, saw it on TV once. name is NO-BARK or sumthing
 Quoting: emerald_glow


Its called Bark Off :)

If it really becomes a problem report it to animal control because there are bylaws to prevent this but first I would talk to the owners. If the problem still isnt resolved most likely animal control will give you a log to fill out to document when the dog is barking along with talking to the owners about the complaint.

If barking continues say bye-bye doggie in around 2 weeks of documented barking.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 12:58 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
I wonder how a dog would react if you went to a sporting good's store and got some wolf urine or bear urine? That might make the dog think a predetor is in the yard. Maybe it will be scared to bark. Either that, or it will be interested in sniffing and sniffing the spot and maybe it won't want to bark if it is sniffing.
Jammer

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02/15/2012 01:01 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
The dog needs attention and training.

It's not the animals fault, they know not the humans rules...
Your VILLAGE called, their IDIOT is missing.

Your IDIOT called, their VILLAGE is missing.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 01:03 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Kill the dog.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 01:05 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Poison that dog and I'll come and find you, you ignorant fuck.
 Quoting: Jesus's Swinging Dick 8926474


STFU Liberal
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02/15/2012 01:08 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Poison that dog and I'll come and find you, you ignorant fuck.
 Quoting: Jesus's Swinging Dick 8926474


STFU Liberal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9203729


That's not a liberal.

That is somebody who understands the value of life.
Your VILLAGE called, their IDIOT is missing.

Your IDIOT called, their VILLAGE is missing.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 01:11 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Poison that dog and I'll come and find you, you ignorant fuck.
 Quoting: Jesus's Swinging Dick 8926474


STFU Liberal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9203729


That's not a liberal.

That is somebody who understands the value of life.
 Quoting: Jammer


DSTFU Lib
Jammer

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02/15/2012 01:14 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Poison that dog and I'll come and find you, you ignorant fuck.
 Quoting: Jesus's Swinging Dick 8926474


STFU Liberal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9203729


That's not a liberal.

That is somebody who understands the value of life.
 Quoting: Jammer


DSTFU Lib
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9203729


Ooops, hadn't realized I was responding to an infant.

Goo Goo Ga Ga...
Your VILLAGE called, their IDIOT is missing.

Your IDIOT called, their VILLAGE is missing.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 01:22 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
I'm pretty sure inserting a butt plug will help you in this situation.5aratdance
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02/15/2012 01:43 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
antifreeze
msg

watch out for karma
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 01:52 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
hamburger with glass or rat posion in it
Peace_Maker
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02/15/2012 02:06 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
If its an apt that you live in then complain to the office.
If its a house then ask a policeman or SPCA to see what u can do.
If it was me, I wouldn't complain to the neighbors because that might start something bad up. And since u mentioned low income then they might be the "I don't give a "f" kind! So watch out for that.
I use a fan when I sleep because I don't like all the noises or creeps from the house settling.
Hope you resolve this in a good manner!
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 02:39 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
dogs are absolutely terrified of being squirted with water and it's harmless.

a good supersoaker is cheaper than rat poison, shoot it with water.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 02:42 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Feed it and talk to it ,after a short while, it will obey you
then tell it to SHUTUP and it will
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10656782


best advice so far....your neighbours may hate you forever, but their dawgs will love you and want to please you
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 02:50 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Put the rat poison in your breakfast cereal. You'll sleep better.

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