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What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 02:51 AM
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I feel for you...we used to have a neighbor who's dog would bark all night while the neighbor was gone. I called the police but soon as the police would pull up, the dog would stop...then bark again when they left. You have to leave a notice on the door. Document everything with official looking notices. FIRST NOTICE: Make your first notice short and to the point-friendly cause they may not realize it bothers you. SECOND NOTICE: Make a youtube video documenting their barking dog with time as evidence and that they are breaking the law and further action will be taken with the youtube video as evidence to the police. Try to give them the benefit of the doubt because you don't want neighbors who will get offended and allow it to continue to be mean.
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02/15/2012 02:53 AM
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Also this too.....

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Killing a dog can get you arrested.
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Feed it and talk to it ,after a short while, it will obey you
then tell it to SHUTUP and it will
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best advice so far....your neighbours may hate you forever, but their dawgs will love you and want to please you
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*^THUS^*
Your VILLAGE called, their IDIOT is missing.

Your IDIOT called, their VILLAGE is missing.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2012 02:55 AM
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Teach the dog to read then show it how to log onto GLP . the mindsuck that will ensue will keep it speechless...er....barkless. I have the same problem if I just step one toe outside my backdoor the dog next to me barks forever.It seems the former owner of my house would go to the fence and "rub its nose" as my neighbors have told me. I called the police twice and even talked to the people who own the house. the dog still barks.what can I say how long can a dog live anyway?I think we have met a compromise because now if I an in my yard the owner will put the dog inside .....ONLY AFTER IT BARKS FOR 20 MIN! That dawgs insane!
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02/15/2012 03:01 AM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
you poor bastard.

nothing worse than a non-stop barking dog.
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02/15/2012 03:01 AM
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[/youtube] [link to www.youtube.com]

call your local police, they'll shot the dog and maybe more...
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02/15/2012 10:11 AM
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rat poison doesn't work because kibbles are a serious natural anti-venom.
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02/15/2012 10:11 AM
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Put the rat poison in your breakfast cereal. You'll sleep better.
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02/15/2012 10:13 AM
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Earplugs, or white noise to drown out the sound (loud fan/s, heater..ect. ect.)

Or go let the dog free (it is probably barking for a reason) ..don't kill it.
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Yes go with earplugs don't be a piece of shit and poison the dog.
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:quietdog:
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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02/15/2012 10:19 AM
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Poison that dog and I'll come and find you, you ignorant fuck.
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Whilst i agree that would be pathetic on the part of the OP. Put your E Penis away big man.
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:quietdog:
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God i lol'd at this the other day.
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02/15/2012 10:23 AM
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Go to amazon.com and get a Dazer II it stopped my neighbors dogs from barking now they run when they see me outside.
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02/15/2012 10:58 AM
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Rat poison??? Are you serious? Only a very evil person would kill an innocent dog.
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^This^

WTF, how would you like it if those that thought you yap too much slipped a little rat poison into your food?
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02/15/2012 11:07 AM

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There are anti dog barking that emit a sound that bothers dogs, but that human can't hear, whenever a dog barks.

Just buy one and aim it at your neighbors backyard. I knew someone that did this and it worked.

But if you poison my dog.... We'll, let's say that I would be banned for saying what I would want to do to you.
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Asshole dogs learn from their asshole owners:




With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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I have 3 acres and have 13 dogs adjacent to my property. Many times dogs are left out all day and day and, worse yet, left out while the rude neighbors aren't even home. UGH!!!! SO Frustrating and unfair. It is generally a bad idea to talk to them about it - they will be embarrassed or angry and think you are crazy. I have tried every dog bark controller on the market (not kidding!) short of strapping zapper collars to the offending animals. I have gotten so fed up that I have finally built my own sonic blaster that is powerful and works from a distance - I added a remote so I can use it from inside my house. It is bulletproof and waterproof and it works. I am not a company, just a frustrated home owner, but it is so good I am selling them on EBay under the cute name of U-Control-It because it finally puts you in control of the problem and lets you do something about it rather than beat your head against the wall.
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03/19/2013 03:56 PM
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I work shift-work and have just moved into a new area, problem is that the neighbours have a dog (unbeknownst to me when I moved in) which barks late at night. Last night it woke me up every half an hour from 11pm till 6am ALL NIGHT. These people look like low-income dumshits and don't seem to care that their bloody dog is barking all damn night.
Any creative ideas on how to shut the !%$!^%ing thing up?
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Aproach them man to man! If they give you any shit! Shoot the dog dead in his tracks lol! Just kidden brother, go talk to em man say whats the comprimise ? I cant have your dog out here barking all night?
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03/19/2013 03:57 PM
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Asshole dogs learn from their asshole owners:




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Brief is right ! Retarded owner? Retarded dog!
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03/19/2013 04:06 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
I work shift-work and have just moved into a new area, problem is that the neighbours have a dog (unbeknownst to me when I moved in) which barks late at night. Last night it woke me up every half an hour from 11pm till 6am ALL NIGHT. These people look like low-income dumshits and don't seem to care that their bloody dog is barking all damn night.
Any creative ideas on how to shut the !%$!^%ing thing up?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10819275


I have to say if you did such a thing to any of my animals i would sneak into your house at night and gut you like a fucking fish, Just go around and tell them your sick of not being able to sleep and if it keeps going on your going to call the authorities about their pet making excess noise during the night, If they are douches about it then be a man and kick the guys ass im sure he will listen then, But under no circumstances harm the dog it's not his fault he has asshole owners that won't take him for walks so he has so much pent up excess energy.
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03/19/2013 04:07 PM
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Not sure where you can get it but they are out there. A device that sends out sound frequencies. There is a frequency that humans cannot hear but dogs can. Turn that up and it will hurt the dogs ears and they will run and hide. works real well as I had a device I used when I worked and dogs would run from it
MacElroy

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03/19/2013 04:09 PM
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I work at night on a rotating shift and had issues with my neighbor so I started coming home at 6:00 am and immediately mowing the yard on my tractor. We were soon able to come to an understanding.
MHz

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03/19/2013 04:10 PM
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There is probably a solution that doesn't require you to poison yourself.
Throw him a cheap hotdog then when he barks it means somebody is sneaking up you.
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 04:10 PM
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you can take the animals life by shooting it with a crossbow or archers bow. may want one made for fishing so you can retrieve the arrow easier. drill and glue a golf ball to the front so it becomes a blunt object. the arrow will not pierce. You will now kill the animal with blunt force trauma/internal bleeding. There will be no obvious evidence.

I seen this done with cats on a milking farm. The animal rights bullshit can bring major fines. the farmers had to result to their own methods. The felines would eat foul animals mice/rats and die in hay stacks causing bochelism(sp?) wich kills animals.

this methos is messed up but effective.
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03/19/2013 04:12 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
Maybe you can turn this from negative to positive and rely on the dog's barks to alert you to anyone trying to burgle your home.

If not, then buy some earplugs.
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 04:14 PM
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Talk to it with a dog whistle.
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 04:15 PM
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Throw a glass of piss in his face. I guarantee he will shut up.
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03/19/2013 04:24 PM
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There are so many evil people on this thread. No wonder this world is the way it is. Repent, or be cursed, mark my word.
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 04:28 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
There are no such thing as bad pets, only bad owners. These people are obviously selfish fucks and talking to them won't do you any good.

I'd just get some plugs, use white noise or call the cops(not sure what your laws are, tho).
Judethz
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catadog Less than $10 inc post and shipping should solve your problem. You need a dog discipline whistle.


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Last Edited by Judethz on 03/19/2013 04:48 PM

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