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What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?

 
Sloane

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03/19/2013 07:04 PM

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Don't be a Pussy, Go up and Talk to the owners.

if one of my neighbors poisoned my dog they "might" wake up in the middle of the night to find their home ablaze and all the exits blocked. devil6
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:mydoggy:

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03/19/2013 07:06 PM
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Find humane solutions, not ignorance.
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Its barking for a reason idiot..not the dogs fault
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It can be taught. It actually is against the law for a dog to bark continuously in my town. I've gotten up in the middle of the night and thrown rocks to shut a dog up. I love dogs, but I also need to sleep.

I'd go for the ear plugs, but I'd also call animal control on those people.
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Also, just for the record....I don't allow my dog to stay out at night and bark continuously. I'm considerate of my neighbors.
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03/19/2013 07:28 PM
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Don't use rat poison or anti-freeze! That can leave traces behind in the body and would suggest that someone killed their dog. There are other legal poisons that are very bad for dogs and mostly untraceable. The one that works the best is macadamia nuts. Chocolate also works but you'll need a large dosage. Most nuts is poisonous for dogs. Mix the nuts into a meatball and see if it works.
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03/19/2013 07:55 PM
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I usually go peacefully to the fence and try to charm Old Yeller, when he tries to bite me I quickly offer him my steel toed Red Wing boot to the forehead, it's amazing how fast he stops barking.
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Find humane solutions, not ignorance.
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Don't use rat poison or anti-freeze! That can leave traces behind in the body and would suggest that someone killed their dog. There are other legal poisons that are very bad for dogs and mostly untraceable. The one that works the best is macadamia nuts. Chocolate also works but you'll need a large dosage. Most nuts is poisonous for dogs. Mix the nuts into a meatball and see if it works.
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you are trash. you better start watching your back. for the rest of your life.
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shoot the fuckin dog then shoot the neighbor for letting it get to that point, the fuck. stop being such rats u telling motherfuckers.cops arent on your side.they wont be there when i creep up on you for being a rat.
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11/17/2013 01:23 PM
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i like to use radiator cooling fluid. dogs, cats as well lap it down.
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You're a piece of shit.
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11/17/2013 01:37 PM
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Here's a non-lethal way to get some justice OP!

1 Go the store and pick up some Beef OXO cubes,
2 Wait for a rainy day to come along
3 When its raining good and hard go for a walk with the XOX cubes in hand
4 Toss cubes in a scattered patter all over the offending dogs yard.
5 Let the rain do its Job and soak into the grass
6 Wait for sweet Justice as the dog digs friggin holes all over the yard looking for the bones, in turn forcing the owner to get rid of the digger dog!
7 Do and irish jig in celebration!

muaha
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11/17/2013 09:52 PM
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How ridiculous! This guy is supposed to sit up all night whistling at the dog? Because some MF'ing retards are too rude and selfish to bring the noisemaker indoors at a decent hour? Oh, and then he's supposed to "man up" and go talk to these stupid, rude MF'ers and yeah, they can work something out that way. Because retards that leave barking dogs in their yard all night are very reasonable and good neighbors. You talk to them, now they know YOU have the issue with the dog and YOU are suspect #1 if you have to deal with it the hard way.

And then all these dog lovers saying "if you did that to my dog, your house would be on fire...". Blah, blah, blah. If you leave your fucking dog outside barking all fucking night, it is on YOU, YOUR fault if sleep-deprived neighbors decide to deal with it. You don't want you barking dog poisoned or shot with arrows, then bring that fucker in at night!!! Otherwise, all bets are off and it's your own GD fault!

OP, nothing is too extreme to deal with this. I would not talk to them or call the police. Lowlifes that would leave a barking dog out all night will hold a grudge if you call the cops and it could turn into an ugly mess. I'd set the dog loose, he's obviously miserable and may run away and never come back, or get tragically struck by a car or something. If he's back barking the next night, it's mystery meat time. Retards like this shouldn't have animals to begin with.
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You made some very good points.
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11/17/2013 09:55 PM
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get quiet shells for a 22 caliber they're 29 grain bullets and borrow the gun if you have to.... sound like a pellet gun but pretty lethal id aim for the belly
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Try that shit on my dog and ill return the fire!
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11/17/2013 09:58 PM

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Buy, or locate online, a white noise generator.

If you can't hear the dog, no longer have a problem.
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11/17/2013 10:01 PM
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Even though this is a troll thread, sleeping pills and earplugs do wonders dipshit.
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11/17/2013 10:03 PM
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Re: What's the best way to stop a neighbours dog from barking? rat poison?
My own dog will start barking outside and annoy me so much I'm ready to kill it. I sometimes have to chase it around the yard with a rake or broom held over my head so he runs back inside. Often he just turns up his nose at a treat after looking over at it, and goes back to barking.
I would not blame a neighbor for tossing a piece of poisoned meat over the fence if it barked all night or all day. I can't stand a dog barking continuously. Luckily it is not a problem during the night here as everyone brings their dogs in for the night. How can any owner sleep when their dog is barking all night? I don't get it.
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Jk, try ear plugs or a white noise maker.
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Don't be a Pussy, Go up and Talk to the owners.

if one of my neighbors poisoned my dog they "might" wake up in the middle of the night to find their home ablaze and all the exits blocked. devil6
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If you let your dog keep people up at night you're kind of asking for it.
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It's Not the affected neighbor who has to change his life, it's the OFFENDING people. No one has to accept the uncivil behavior of criminals, such as those irresponsible dog owners.

Ear plugs, white noise machines, ar-conditioning, ultrasonic devices... do NOT work either, the barking noise is too strong and polluted to be eliminated or even reduced to an accepted level. No one has to accept it, however dog owners have the obligation to respect their neighbors, and specially the LAWS!

The site [link to www.anilak.com] has numerous options on how to deal with this extremely unpleasant situation that in many cases can lead normal people to commit quite unexpected acts, just for their self-defense and well being, a truly basic right of any human being.

The keyword for you dog owners is: BE RESPONSIBLE!

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02/04/2014 08:38 AM
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Speak to the owner first.

Try getting the dog used to you.

If the dog is nuts, or the owner gets combative, or dismisses your concerns....

Rig your stereo for subsonics. Go to work on your 3rd shift job leaving the stereo emitting subsonic waves which will drive the dog crazy, and cause it to stay awake, and bark while you're at work while they're trying to sleep.
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02/04/2014 08:41 AM
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Its barking for a reason idiot
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No, deliberately barking to annoy me because it's a shithead.
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your dumber that the dog
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02/04/2014 08:44 AM
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It's Not the affected neighbor who has to change his life, it's the OFFENDING people. No one has to accept the uncivil behavior of criminals, such as those irresponsible dog owners.

Ear plugs, white noise machines, ar-conditioning, ultrasonic devices... do NOT work either, the barking noise is too strong and polluted to be eliminated or even reduced to an accepted level. No one has to accept it, however dog owners have the obligation to respect their neighbors, and specially the LAWS!

The site [link to www.anilak.com] has numerous options on how to deal with this extremely unpleasant situation that in many cases can lead normal people to commit quite unexpected acts, just for their self-defense and well being, a truly basic right of any human being.

The keyword for you dog owners is: BE RESPONSIBLE!

redface
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noises of the daytime…….dogs barking, children screaming, car horns,etc……sooo if u work at night and sleep in the day, use ear plugs or get a day job
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Its barking for a reason idiot
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No, deliberately barking to annoy me because it's a shithead.
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Do you live in a cold climate? Maybe it's cold and is barking to come inside. Rat poison?? You're a sick individual. You must be one of those people that would hurt a baby if it cries.
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I work shift-work and have just moved into a new area, problem is that the neighbours have a dog (unbeknownst to me when I moved in) which barks late at night. Last night it woke me up every half an hour from 11pm till 6am ALL NIGHT. These people look like low-income dumshits and don't seem to care that their bloody dog is barking all damn night.
Any creative ideas on how to shut the !%$!^%ing thing up?
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"rat poison"


go kill yourself

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Don't use rat poison or anti-freeze! That can leave traces behind in the body and would suggest that someone killed their dog. There are other legal poisons that are very bad for dogs and mostly untraceable. The one that works the best is macadamia nuts. Chocolate also works but you'll need a large dosage. Most nuts is poisonous for dogs. Mix the nuts into a meatball and see if it works.
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Wow, you're insane. You need to be locked up. I can't believe there are really people like you.

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It amazes me that some people cherish dogs more than people, saying to kill themselves rather to kill a dog. Bunch of liberal dipshits, I wonder how some people here would survive in wilderness.

OP, if this dog annoys you and doesn't let you sleep, do what you like. I recommend to talk to your neighbors, if they don't listen then you should put it out of it's misery. My dog can't shut up sometimes and very often I feel like killing him..

Dog is an animal. People can get along with pigs and cows, some people have pigs as their pets too. Still, people eat burgers and bacon but hurting a dog is a huge tragedy. Pure hypocrisy in my opinion.
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I work shift-work and have just moved into a new area, problem is that the neighbours have a dog (unbeknownst to me when I moved in) which barks late at night. Last night it woke me up every half an hour from 11pm till 6am ALL NIGHT. These people look like low-income dumshits and don't seem to care that their bloody dog is barking all damn night.
Any creative ideas on how to shut the !%$!^%ing thing up?
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kill the neighbors and then take the dog and treat it right
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02/04/2014 09:19 AM
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It's funny that Morans here would gladly let this man suffer, with sleeplessness, poor performance at work, and possibly lose his job over some low-lifes dog?

Why don't you Morans just water-board the poor bastard, better yet electro-shock, but be extra insidious about it?

Shriek in his face with spit flying out of your mouth?

Me? I prefer poisonous mushrooms?
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rat poison will do fine. eat it up and you will never hear that dog again