You have till March 20th 2012 to give me 5 good reasons to why I should spare your home planet, Earth

1. Planet Earth is beautiful. I love our planet.

2. There are still many good hearted people here. I love good people.

3. Think of all of the innocent animals and plants that will perish. What have they done to deserve this?

4. People can change.

5. I don't want to die. I have so much more left to do.

OP: why couldn't you have invented a device that would only remove the people who are guilty? That would be the greatest invention of all time.

Please put off your plan until you invent one.

Thank you

THANK YOU FOR TAKING PART IN THIS DRILL

NOW THAT I HAVE COLLECTED THE REACTIONS EXPRESSED BY THE RADIATION GIVEN OFF BY THIS THREAD, I HAVE ACCURATELY MAPPED YOUR DATABASES.

You STILL till March 20th 2012 to give me 5 good reasons to why I should spare your home planet, Earth

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.

In theory if he did create a black hole, then gravity around it would be so intense that it would stop time.
If this message posts with the same time as the previous post we may aready have fallen in but since time slowed to a stop i guess we will never know.

(1) CAUSE YOU'RE A DIPSHIT WITH NO POWER

(2) CAUSE YOU'RE A DUMBASS , WITH NO POWER

(3) CAUSE I SAID SO, CAUSE I HAVE THE POWER

(4) YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE BITTY BABY BOY WITH NO BRAINS

(5) ALL OF THE ABOVE!


DIPSHIT DUMBASS LITTLE BITTY BABY BOY ASS WIPE.

Are we dead yet?

:fail1:

THANK YOU FOR TAKING PART IN THIS DRILL

NOW THAT I HAVE COLLECTED THE REACTIONS EXPRESSED BY THE RADIATION GIVEN OFF BY THIS THREAD, I HAVE ACCURATELY MAPPED YOUR DATABASES.

You STILL till March 20th 2012 to give me 5 good reasons to why I should spare your home planet, Earth

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.

I have the means to induce an artificial black hole which will engulf your planet Earth.

The ordeal will wipe everything that was on Planet earth from the face of this reality itself.

How I have aquired such a device is not your concern.

What your concern should be is that I have deep hatred towards humanity because of the thousands of ills committed by humans I have seen over my many years. It might even amuse you that I myself was human, once upon a time.

I won't negotiate with the leaders of your world because they do not represent you. Hence my negotiations are only with the people of Planet Earth.


You have till March 20th 2012 to give me 5 good reasons to why I should spare your home planet, Earth.


You can believe whatever you have read here or not - but choosing not to believe would be unwise.