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I want every Christian and Jesus Believer to start believing more.
I want every Christian and every Jesus believer to start believing more.

I know.. I know. You might believe in Jesus and God. And you might be a strong believer, but in this time I need you to start believing more.

Believe that Jesus will come back at any moment now.

Believe that Jesus will take you off of this planet during the tribulation and post-tribulation.

Believe that if he does take you off of this planet... that this can actually happen.

Please, believe that you can actually be raptured.
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OP said NO to drugs..


But they were'nt listening.
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Believe you are a nutbag stonedcrazy
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I got the message
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jesus has been cumming for 2000 years now...he must be exausted already
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jesus has been cumming for 2000 years now...he must be exausted already
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sexual jokes, please no.pope
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Can't you guys just stay in church and not bother the rest of us?
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I want every Christian and every Jesus believer to start believing more.

I know.. I know. You might believe in Jesus and God. And you might be a strong believer, but in this time I need you to start believing more.

Believe that Jesus will come back at any moment now.

Believe that Jesus will take you off of this planet during the tribulation and post-tribulation.

Believe that if he does take you off of this planet... that this can actually happen.

Please, believe that you can actually be raptured.
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That would be great as we would be rid of them! I'm so tired of having to see all these stupid posts by them.
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Everyone needs to get Jesusfied!
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I want every Christian and every Jesus believer to start believing more.

I know.. I know. You might believe in Jesus and God. And you might be a strong believer, but in this time I need you to start believing more.

Believe that Jesus will come back at any moment now.

Believe that Jesus will take you off of this planet during the tribulation and post-tribulation.

Believe that if he does take you off of this planet... that this can actually happen.

Please, believe that you can actually be raptured.
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Affirmative!
When Elohim arrives, you go with them on their ships
(Jesus didn't have any spaceships)
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I want every Christian and every Jesus believer to start believing more.

I know.. I know. You might believe in Jesus and God. And you might be a strong believer, but in this time I need you to start believing more.

Believe that Jesus will come back at any moment now.

Believe that Jesus will take you off of this planet during the tribulation and post-tribulation.

Believe that if he does take you off of this planet... that this can actually happen.

Please, believe that you can actually be raptured.
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In place of beleiving more, you need to get into the Bible and find out what it really says. There is no rapture, Jesus cannot come back at any moment, you have been lied to. We will not be taken off of this planet during the tribulation. We are to stay here and withstand the antichrist. This is exciting times. I cannot wait until antichrist shows up. Stay in the field and work just like Jesus told us to do.

Quit trying to escape, we are all here for the duration.
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Fri Feb 12/1/11
John 4:24
God is a Spirit: and they that worship him must worship him in spirit and in truth.
Rom 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God
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I want every Christian and every Jesus believer to start believing more.

I know.. I know. You might believe in Jesus and God. And you might be a strong believer, but in this time I need you to start believing more.

Believe that Jesus will come back at any moment now.

Believe that Jesus will take you off of this planet during the tribulation and post-tribulation.

Believe that if he does take you off of this planet... that this can actually happen.

Please, believe that you can actually be raptured.
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In place of beleiving more, you need to get into the Bible and find out what it really says. There is no rapture, Jesus cannot come back at any moment, you have been lied to. We will not be taken off of this planet during the tribulation. We are to stay here and withstand the antichrist. This is exciting times. I cannot wait until antichrist shows up. Stay in the field and work just like Jusus told us to do.

Quit trying to escape, we are all here for the duration.
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hf and might I add what a wonderful delusion comes for those who truly believe in the "outta here" theory. TPTB and their coming Lucifer will do that for ya...right on cue!
What a grand deception eh? Jesus comes here...why would we wanna go anywhere anyway's ???
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I think the rapture is at the end of the ages when Christ actually returns. Yep, you'll be here and have to carry your cross like the rest of us and prove your faith with works, not just mouth it.
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I think the rapture is at the end of the ages when Christ actually returns. Yep, you'll be here and have to carry your cross like the rest of us and prove your faith with works, not just mouth it.
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We are saved by grace through faith, and that not of ourselves, it is the gift of God. And that NOT of works, lest anyone should boast.
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I think the rapture is at the end of the ages when Christ actually returns. Yep, you'll be here and have to carry your cross like the rest of us and prove your faith with works, not just mouth it.
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We are saved by grace through faith, and that not of ourselves, it is the gift of God. And that NOT of works, lest anyone should boast.
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Exactly why I believe in infant baptism. The grace imparted throught the waters of baptism, its a free gift. The baby does nothing on their part, just is who they are, a human being made in the image and likeness of God.
But some man will say: Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without works; and I will shew thee, by works, my faith. James 2:18
Oh ya, if I remember wasn't it Luther of infamous memory who wanted to get the book of James removed from scripture?
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I wonder if the people who have brought into the dispensation and Futurism movements (Jesuit Gifts), will actually think That Christ has taken them into Heaven via the spiritualism movement?!?(another Jesuit movement)

I guess this is a case of wait and see

"Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen." Revelation 1:7


"But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up." 2 Peter 3:10

"Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness," 2 Peter 3:11

"Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?" 2 Peter 3:12

"Nevertheless we, according to his promise, look for new heavens and a new earth, wherein dwelleth righteousness." 2 Peter 3:13

"Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless." 2 Peter 3:14

God isn't the Author of Confusion If He was going to come back and take His elect and then return for the unbelievers that were given additional time?!?
He would have stated it somewhere obvious in the Bible.

He only comes as a thief to those who are not ready or have been deceived already by another....

At Christs Return The Earth will Cook The People left Behind: Die and will be raised up again at the second Resurrection

"Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;" 2 Thessalonians 2:3

"But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ." 2 Corinthians 11:3

"For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him." 2 Corinthians 11:4

"Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience." Ephesians 5:6

Last day Deceptions are everywhere
Christ warned of other False Christ's and New Doctrines counter to the scriptures

"Let no man deceive you"
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How do even measure how much one believes? Ive been believing and praying and aint nothing happening for me. And dont tell me im not believing hard enough or doing it righ, cause thats a load of crap.
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How can you believe more? If you believe in something.. than you believe in something so you cant believe more because than the whole ''believing'' thing would lose his value right?
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trollie gonna troll.
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I want every Christian and every Jesus believer to start believing more.

I know.. I know. You might believe in Jesus and God. And you might be a strong believer, but in this time I need you to start believing more.

Believe that Jesus will come back at any moment now.

Believe that Jesus will take you off of this planet during the tribulation and post-tribulation.

Believe that if he does take you off of this planet... that this can actually happen.

Please, believe that you can actually be raptured.
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Please FUCK OFF with your SELF OBSESSED FEAR BASED BULLSHIT!
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You want to much, a true holy man would want nothing.
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this whole notion of 'faith not works' IS silly, and misguided. I laughed one time Michael Savage cut a caller off for saying this and groaned at the stupidity of it, because I can understand how he thinks.

But, what they really mean to say is, loving God, is more important, than all your works. Your motivations for working hard are what matter. You could be the most furious worker in the world, and if you scream at God, in your intense state of raging activity, your works all are meaningless in the end.

Like the Story of Job, God curses him, kills his children, makes him unable to work, and he never curses God. He never becomes an atheist. No atheists have any uplifting stories of hope and courage to share with the world, they have given up on eternity because their poptarts got burnt in the toaster.
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Also notice, where the word "Job" comes from. ;). The story of Job.
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How do even measure how much one believes? Ive been believing and praying and aint nothing happening for me. And dont tell me im not believing hard enough or doing it righ, cause thats a load of crap.
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Unfortunately, born again christian devils have soooooo polluted and corrupted the truth that it is almost impossible to undo the damage they have caused.

The christian devils try to make you believe that jesus will change your life and make your life so much better that you will love your life.
Well, jesus[satan] might make your life so enjoyable that you will love it, But Yahushuah said "if you love your life, you will lose it; and if you hate your life, you will find it".

The christian devils proselytize with cheesy smiles and pretend love and happiness. jesus[satan] might be in the business of making you happy, but Yahushuah never made that promise.

Christian devils also teach people to pretend to have the holy spirit. They try to convince people that they have the power of the holy spirit, and they are so spiritually anointed and powerful. They constantly shoot offf their mouths about " how much jesus has changed theit life and empowered them to do all these great worldlly things.

Yahushua said "blessed are the POOR IN SPIRIT, THEIRS IS THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN."

The christian devils like to come at you with a smile on their face and pretend to be so happy because they have jesus in their heart. They like to mermerize you with phony displays of their power.

Yahushua never promised to make you happy and love your life.

Yahushua never promsied to make you spiritually rich and write books and sell tapes that teach others "how to" tricks for pretending to have power.

Yahushua never promised to make you rich and fill your life with treasures.

All these smily faced christians who teach the lie that the Holy Spirit of YAH will empower you in the name of jesus, and change your life and bring you happiness, need to be evicerated - gutted like a deer.
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I want every Christian and Jesus Believer to start believing more.

then more beer and less sleep, best both
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"... Rest in the LORD, and wait patiently for him..."

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God Bless.

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I want every Christian and every Jesus believer to start believing more.

I know.. I know. You might believe in Jesus and God. And you might be a strong believer, but in this time I need you to start believing more.

Believe that Jesus will come back at any moment now.

Believe that Jesus will take you off of this planet during the tribulation and post-tribulation.

Believe that if he does take you off of this planet... that this can actually happen.

Please, believe that you can actually be raptured.
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U speak as someone who is not too sure of his belief or you just want to confuse those really seeking the Lord. In Christ Jesus you either believe or you don't. Stop putting doubts into peoples minds trying to spread lies and fear using the name of the Lord.

Matthew 7:15-20
New Living Translation (NLT)
The Tree and Its Fruit

15 “Beware of false prophets who come disguised as harmless sheep but are really vicious wolves. 16 You can identify them by their fruit, that is, by the way they act. Can you pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17 A good tree produces good fruit, and a bad tree produces bad fruit. 18 A good tree can’t produce bad fruit, and a bad tree can’t produce good fruit. 19 So every tree that does not produce good fruit is chopped down and thrown into the fire. 20 Yes, just as you can identify a tree by its fruit, so you can identify people by their actions."


Matthew 12:31-32
New Living Translation (NLT)
31 “So I tell you, every sin and blasphemy can be forgiven—except blasphemy against the Holy Spirit, which will never be forgiven. 32 Anyone who speaks against the Son of Man can be forgiven, but anyone who speaks against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven, either in this world or in the world to come."


Matthew 16:5-12
New Living Translation (NLT)
Yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees

5 Later, after they crossed to the other side of the lake, the disciples discovered they had forgotten to bring any bread. 6 “Watch out!” Jesus warned them. “Beware of the yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees.”
7 At this they began to argue with each other because they hadn’t brought any bread. 8 Jesus knew what they were saying, so he said, “You have so little faith! Why are you arguing with each other about having no bread? 9 Don’t you understand even yet? Don’t you remember the 5,000 I fed with five loaves, and the baskets of leftovers you picked up? 10 Or the 4,000 I fed with seven loaves, and the large baskets of leftovers you picked up? 11 Why can’t you understand that I’m not talking about bread? So again I say, ‘Beware of the yeast of the Pharisees and Sadducees.’”

12 Then at last they understood that he wasn’t speaking about the yeast in bread, but about the deceptive teaching of the Pharisees and Sadducees.


Matthew 12:33-37
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33 “A tree is identified by its fruit. If a tree is good, its fruit will be good. If a tree is bad, its fruit will be bad. 34 You brood of snakes! How could evil men like you speak what is good and right? For whatever is in your heart determines what you say. 35 A good person produces good things from the treasury of a good heart, and an evil person produces evil things from the treasury of an evil heart. 36 And I tell you this, you must give an account on judgment day for every idle word you speak. 37 The words you say will either acquit you or condemn you.”


Matthew 7:21-23
New Living Translation (NLT)
True Disciples

21 “Not everyone who calls out to me, ‘Lord! Lord!’ will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Only those who actually do the will of my Father in heaven will enter. 22 On judgment day many will say to me, ‘Lord! Lord! We prophesied in your name and cast out demons in your name and performed many miracles in your name.’ 23 But I will reply, ‘I never knew you. Get away from me, you who break God’s laws.’


Matthew 16

Leaders Demand a Miraculous Sign

1 One day the Pharisees and Sadducees came to test Jesus, demanding that he show them a miraculous sign from heaven to prove his authority.
2 He replied, “You know the saying, ‘Red sky at night means fair weather tomorrow; 3 red sky in the morning means foul weather all day.’ You know how to interpret the weather signs in the sky, but you don’t know how to interpret the signs of the times![a] 4 Only an evil, adulterous generation would demand a miraculous sign, but the only sign I will give them is the sign of the prophet Jonah.” Then Jesus left them and went away.



Revelation 20

The Thousand Years

1 Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven with the key to the bottomless pit[a] and a heavy chain in his hand. 2 He seized the dragon—that old serpent, who is the devil, Satan—and bound him in chains for a thousand years. 3 The angel threw him into the bottomless pit, which he then shut and locked so Satan could not deceive the nations anymore until the thousand years were finished. Afterward he must be released for a little while.
4 Then I saw thrones, and the people sitting on them had been given the authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for their testimony about Jesus and for proclaiming the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or his statue, nor accepted his mark on their foreheads or their hands. They all came to life again, and they reigned with Christ for a thousand years.

5 This is the first resurrection. (The rest of the dead did not come back to life until the thousand years had ended.) 6 Blessed and holy are those who share in the first resurrection. For them the second death holds no power, but they will be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him a thousand years.

The Defeat of Satan

7 When the thousand years come to an end, Satan will be let out of his prison. 8 He will go out to deceive the nations—called Gog and Magog—in every corner of the earth. He will gather them together for battle—a mighty army, as numberless as sand along the seashore. 9 And I saw them as they went up on the broad plain of the earth and surrounded God’s people and the beloved city. But fire from heaven came down on the attacking armies and consumed them.
10 Then the devil, who had deceived them, was thrown into the fiery lake of burning sulfur, joining the beast and the false prophet. There they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

The Final Judgment

11 And I saw a great white throne and the one sitting on it. The earth and sky fled from his presence, but they found no place to hide. 12 I saw the dead, both great and small, standing before God’s throne. And the books were opened, including the Book of Life. And the dead were judged according to what they had done, as recorded in the books. 13 The sea gave up its dead, and death and the grave gave up their dead. And all were judged according to their deeds. 14 Then death and the grave were thrown into the lake of fire. This lake of fire is the second death. 15 And anyone whose name was not found recorded in the Book of Life was thrown into the lake of fire.
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How can you believe more? If you believe in something.. than you believe in something so you cant believe more because than the whole ''believing'' thing would lose his value right?
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You need to stop "listening" to christian devils. They are clouds without water, tinkling brass, wolves in sheeps clothes.
You can't even trust scripture in the NT because pagans who infiltrated the church are the ones who wrote it. The chruch leaders in rome wrote the NT. they burned the originals and wrote their own texts.Roman church leaders practiced simony. The practice of buying and selling position in the church.

NT scripture is less than believable.

For instance: NT scripture says "when Michael fought with satan over the body of moses, he only said "the lord rebuke you", and the devil fled".

That causes all sorts of trouble. Where did he get the notion that Michael and satan fought over the body of Moses? The idea that you can just say "the lord rebuke you", and satan flees, is just wrong.
In the OT book of Daniel, the angel Gabriel was sent to Daniel, but the demon the prince of persia fought him for 21 days to stop Gabriel from getting the message to Daniel. Michael had to come help Gabriel and keep the prince of persia busy while Gabriel delivered the message.

What happened to "the lord rebuke you"?

The NT has a whole bunch of garbage in it. And most christian devils teach that garbage, and ignore the truth.

The name jesus is garbage. It is man-made and first used in 1526. A.D. !!!!

The devils who produced the bible - by decree of the roman emperor- not Yah- took out the name of YAH 7000 times in the OT, and took out the name Yahushuah 1000 times in the NT. Whcih is why christians don't have a clue when it comes to their names and what their names mean.

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