quit worrting ABOUT stupid microchips

and start worrying about the following in 2013 march 23:

1. plastic island twice the size of mexico !!!

2. 16 trillion $$$ given to banks !!!!

3. population of the earth = 7 billion !!!

4. the fact that nobody loves you !!!

5. harry palm syndrome !!!

6. aghghghhghghaaaaghgghghgh (<---woah)

7. that one actresses big ass lips !!!!

8. fucking lists !!!!! holly shit !!!

9. lake vostok is full of alien semens !!!!

10. the fact that kitteh has poohed her littuh box

11. please worry about flacid panda penis, they will go extinct if the chinese bitches cannot arouse the poor jigalo.
can you imagine a world without erect pandas.
me niether.

i will sacrifice my eternity for you and take the evil microchip if you will just help pandas have sex.

thank you.

please tape it.

i am on the internet.

a lot.