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Official GLP ultimate SHTF handbook.

 
Sedi
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Official GLP ultimate SHTF handbook.
One line commandments to follow in case SHTF. Here's a few to get started with. Humor is appreciated.



1. Treat other peoples tomato plants how you would want them to treat yours.

2. Know thy neighbors, for they might save your life.

Last Edited by Sedi on 02/18/2012 01:54 AM
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02/17/2012 08:26 PM
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Re: Official GLP ultimate SHTF handbook.
When the zombies come, tell them you have some terrible disease that can be transmitted by eating your flesh (or brains).
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Sorry Dude, it looks like I killed your thread.
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4. Avoid Morans at all costs.
5. Choose your Tards wisely.
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one should a have quality and reliable handgun, rifle, shotgun, and knife for a SHTF situation. Sufficient ammo is also required.
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Friendly Fire .... Isn't
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8,9,10. Find one star bandit, dig deep hole, fill.
Dig deeper for the end is nigh.

On second thought, fuck digging, just find a sink hole!!!
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02/18/2012 01:08 AM
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when in doubt... shoot first, ask questions later.
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02/18/2012 01:23 AM
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Sorry Dude, it looks like I killed your thread.
 Quoting: withoutatrace


Oh yeah? Looks to be a little life here. Might of been to early and not enough drinks flowing yet ;) Thanks for the bump!


* One can accomplish anything by evoking the power of the GLP Effect*
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Keep calm and carry on.
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Keep calm and carry on.
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Probably the most important. Thanks

*A good set of boots will take you miles*
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Re: Official GLP ultimate SHTF handbook.
MRE's should be a good base of your food stores. Eat them first... rely on rice, beans and other long term food later.

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