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Whitney Houston's Funeral

 
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Well, this OLD WOMAN here couldn't keep a dry eye during this entire ceremony.

It was beautiful.

Poor Cissie, it tore at my heart watching her walk down the aisle behind the casket. I remember how I felt, walking behind my dad's........heartwrenching.
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The world heard the message of Jesus today!!! :)
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Amen and Amen!

Praise Jesus!!!


Glory be to GOD and Peace to his people on earth!
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You need some education.

another do
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does anyone know why there is a nurse walking around?


THE NURSE IS THERE TO CARE FOR THE FAMILY PROVIDE KLEENEX WATER OR ASSIST WITH ANY NEEDS THE FAMILY MAY HAVE DURING THE SERVICE
 Quoting: THE HOLY SPIRIT 1666498


This is something more common on the east coast; many funeral homes will keep a nurse on hand during services. Here in CA, the funeral director is expected to play that part, like he or she has enough to do, right?

Anyway, and this is gonna rub some the wrong way, funerals in the black community tend to get very emotional, people will tend to go over the top and then start falling down in a faint. Saw this happen many times.

This did not happen to me, but to a fellow director who worked a funeral for a large black family. One member of the group kept screaming and then would hit the deck in a faint. Ever the good director, he would rush over to help the lady up. Then he took to just standing nearby to get ready and play catcher. Big mistake as she was rather big and he was on the small side. Threw his back out bad.

Some months later, same family, different member gone. The fainter is there again. She stats winding up like an air raid siren and getting ready to hit the dirt. My friend went over to some of the family and flat out told them that he could not catch her again as last time, that he couldn't afford another injury and wouldn't they please prop her up with a chair?

The family just chuckled and assured him that the lady did that at ALL funerals and if he did as they had learned to do, ignore her and let her stay on the floor, she'd get over it and get up on her own.

That's just what he did and that's just what she did too.
 Quoting: Doomamatrix


When my housekeeper's husband died, I,of course, attended his funeral. The woman next to me almost took me out. She was violently thrashing her arms through the whole service. I felt like I had gone 20 rounds with Muhammad Ali.
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LOL!
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say all you want about black people but one thing that sets us apart from the other races is that we can really and truly worship the Lord. the majority of white folks just got a first hand experience of what goes on in the black church and how we worship. i dont think no race can worship and praise the Lord like we can especially what weve been going through. there is something about black folk and God that connects us with him. we black folk really love us some church. CAN THE CONGREGATION SAY AAAAAAMEN!
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Do you realize the Lord is a highly advanced extraterrestrial/inter-dimensional being?

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FOR THE RECORD THERE ARE A LOT OF BLACK PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING GLP FOR YEARS WE MAY NOT ALWAYS COMMENT BUT REST ASSURED WE ARE HERE AND WE ARE LISTENING WE ARE CONSCIOUS AND IN TUNE TO THE TIMES AND WHEN IT'S NECESSARY WE WILL LET OUR VOICE BE HEARD AND MAKE OUR PRESSENCE KNOWN
 Quoting: THE HOLY SPIRIT 1666498


Everyone is welcome here, so never let that get in your way..

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God I love black funerals they have nurses snacks and some good music.
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Our local KFC bucket is spinning at 1/2 speed today.
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Yes, because you decided to watch the whitney houston funeral today instead of going to work.
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Who works on a Saturday? Unless you work at a fast food joint.
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Well, this OLD WOMAN here couldn't keep a dry eye during this entire ceremony.

It was beautiful.

Poor Cissie, it tore at my heart watching her walk down the aisle behind the casket. I remember how I felt, walking behind my dad's........heartwrenching.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3445891


whitney houston sucked ,why all this hype
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The world heard the message of Jesus today!!! :)
 Quoting: krikin


Amen and Amen!

Praise Jesus!!!


Glory be to GOD and Peace to his people on earth!
 Quoting: christian


You need some education.

another do
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 941185


You need some Holy Spirit!
Susie

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The world heard the message of Jesus today!!! :)
 Quoting: krikin


Amen and Amen!

Praise Jesus!!!


Glory be to GOD and Peace to his people on earth!
 Quoting: christian


You need some education.

another do
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 941185


You need some Holy Spirit!
 Quoting: christian


You don't even know what the Holy Spirit represents.
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That was one beautiful service! Thank you, Whitney's Mom, for allowing us this window on the service and for once again forgoing the over the top celebrity route and steering instead straight to GOD.
Obamacare: Never has so much been taken away from so many for so few.
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Maybe the Two Witnesses are the RED and BLUE Str seen in our skies nightly..

What they call the RED and BLUE Kachina..

GOD is being heard in some amazing ways lately..

From Tim Tebow and John 3:16 to Whitney's Passing...

GOD's truth is going out to the Masses!


Satan is confused!
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red_heart

It was beautiful...just a beautiful ceremony and touching funeral. Although I shed tears throughout, when they played Whitney singing "I Will Always Love You" as the casket was carried by the pall-bearers going down aisle at the end, I boo-hoo'ed and thanked her for her gift she gave us all.

All of the speakers were excellent, especially Kevin Costner (her co-star and friend), Clive Davis (her mentor and dedicated friend), and Patricia Houston (her sister-in-law and manager, and friend).

red_heart
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Amen and Amen!

Praise Jesus!!!


Glory be to GOD and Peace to his people on earth!
 Quoting: christian


You need some education.

another do
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 941185


You need some Holy Spirit!
 Quoting: christian


You don't even know what the Holy Spirit represents.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 941185


I live with it daily...
Susie

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This thread is horsepoop this is just part of the mind control to entertain you all. The entertainer has passed on. Not a very good role model to say the least.

How about all the dead people on this earth over the NWO since WW2? Mind control wins again..... The masses need their entertainment!

The joke is on everyone!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

burnit
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The Blacks love their Jesus....LOL....who never existed.
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Them ladies in the nurse outfits are no more a nurse than my hound dog ladybird is. It is for sure a BLACK THANG! That's a good thing for us white folks, huh! I love to go to black folk funerals, been to many of them. they are very entertaning, with all the fainting and folks falling on the casket and all. It's usually a big fat women who faints and falls, sometimes it's a lot of falling out and fainting going on at the exact sametime.I went to a black funeral once and the women dressed as nurses went to jumping up and shouting and fanning their paper fans a million miles an hour!It isn't complete without a paper fan being issued out by the "nurses". they will fan the family members so they dont get so worked up by the service, they dont want them to fall out or faint, but someone always does, it's exciting to see it when it happens!!Black folks know how to get down at the funerals and especially the night before at the "wake", now thta's some hard core party folks there at the wake, been to a couple of them to, lovem!!I think somebody needs to make a reality show from the idea of black folks and funerals, that would be something to see, especially if you have never been to one.Bobby left the funeral, brung 10 people with him, now that was screwed up. Guess he had to bring the crack man and his family.
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This thread is horsepoop this is just part of the mind control to entertain you all. The entertainer has passed on. Not a very good role model to say the least.

How about all the dead people on this earth over the NWO since WW2? Mind control wins again..... The masses need their entertainment!

The joke is on everyone!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

burnit
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yeah what about the people that die everyday and nothing said ,people that have fought in wars,for your freedom and nothing said ,dont even know their names.
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Them ladies in the nurse outfits are no more a nurse than my hound dog ladybird is. It is for sure a BLACK THANG! That's a good thing for us white folks, huh! I love to go to black folk funerals, been to many of them. they are very entertaning, with all the fainting and folks falling on the casket and all. It's usually a big fat women who faints and falls, sometimes it's a lot of falling out and fainting going on at the exact sametime.I went to a black funeral once and the women dressed as nurses went to jumping up and shouting and fanning their paper fans a million miles an hour!It isn't complete without a paper fan being issued out by the "nurses". they will fan the family members so they dont get so worked up by the service, they dont want them to fall out or faint, but someone always does, it's exciting to see it when it happens!!Black folks know how to get down at the funerals and especially the night before at the "wake", now thta's some hard core party folks there at the wake, been to a couple of them to, lovem!!I think somebody needs to make a reality show from the idea of black folks and funerals, that would be something to see, especially if you have never been to one.Bobby left the funeral, brung 10 people with him, now that was screwed up. Guess he had to bring the crack man and his family.
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Well, it was a nice service, but what made it bad is to see the murderer was allowed to speak at her funeral, and had a front row seat, right in front of her casket, close as possible, as a satanic ritual. He is not family, yet he was front row right in front of her. CLIVE DAVIS
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Satan tried to kill her..

GOD saved her...

Wear your Armour of Christ daily...

He will never forsake you...

Loved what the Preacher said..

What can you give to GOD?

The love he has shown you...

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Well, this OLD WOMAN here couldn't keep a dry eye during this entire ceremony.

It was beautiful.

Poor Cissie, it tore at my heart watching her walk down the aisle behind the casket. I remember how I felt, walking behind my dad's........heartwrenching.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3445891


same.

i feel so terrible for her daughter, Bobbi.

may God grant her the strength to get through this.
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Jeez! who cares abt her funeral
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Lot of people do, buddy----Sheesh. Louise.
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This thread is horsepoop this is just part of the mind control to entertain you all. The entertainer has passed on. Not a very good role model to say the least.

How about all the dead people on this earth over the NWO since WW2? Mind control wins again..... The masses need their entertainment!

The joke is on everyone!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

burnit
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yeah what about the people that die everyday and nothing said ,people that have fought in wars,for your freedom and nothing said ,dont even know their names.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10980200


She brought happiness to a lot of people---and influenced millions through her music. She wasn't on the level of our soldiers, but you can't really say she contributed nothing to American society.
How about the Star-Spangled Banner singing? nobody has done it better and wkth more true pride. it also helped through the fatermath of 9/11.

They lowered the flags in NJ for sinatra and Count Basie; why not her?

Sheesh.
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say all you want about black people but one thing that sets us apart from the other races is that we can really and truly worship the Lord. the majority of white folks just got a first hand experience of what goes on in the black church and how we worship. i dont think no race can worship and praise the Lord like we can especially what weve been going through. there is something about black folk and God that connects us with him. we black folk really love us some church. CAN THE CONGREGATION SAY AAAAAAMEN!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6966312


i'm white, and i agree.

blacks don't have that miserable repressive quality that other races (especially whites) often have.
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ahole
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The world heard the message of Jesus today!!! :)
 Quoting: krikin


Amen and Amen!

Praise Jesus!!!


Glory be to GOD and Peace to his people on earth!
 Quoting: christian


You need some education.

another do
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What I want to know is who is paying for all this nonsense...the police overtime etc...yes Whitney was a great talent however due to the consequences of the choices that she made during her lifetime she wound up destroying her life...why then are we giving so much notoriety to something that should go away quietly...just sayin
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she wasnt that great a singer,but they say that now
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agree what a crock she'd been loosing it since the 80s whats the big deal
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This thread is horsepoop this is just part of the mind control to entertain you all. The entertainer has passed on. Not a very good role model to say the least.

How about all the dead people on this earth over the NWO since WW2? Mind control wins again..... The masses need their entertainment!

The joke is on everyone!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

burnit
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yeah what about the people that die everyday and nothing said ,people that have fought in wars,for your freedom and nothing said ,dont even know their names.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10980200


It should be for the rulers freedom! We all are pawns!
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Yeah, it was long and long winded but it's a memorial service. Have you ever been to one?



If this was Elvis no one would have a problem with the coverage.



My question is what do you need the damn cops marching up and down the aisles for.



It's also a shame that we lost her voice years ago.




Good bye Whitney.



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I thought it was AWESOME. I am not a person who gives a crap about celebrity or fame; I do think Whitney was an awesome talent. Her service highlighted the fact that she was, just like all of us, a mortal child of God whom He loves so much. We stumble and He picks us up, and we will stumble some more until we stumble into eternity with Him. I am so impressed that her family didn't let her memorial be some Michael Jackson crap, but that they let the truth of the love of God come straight through.
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