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Message Subject FDA Approves ‘Laser Dazzler’ for Use by Law Enforcement
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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<=== Wants one.

 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan

Dude, I totally *do* own one.

1 watt baby. Burns wood, melts plastic, blinds evil doers.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11086453

Change *do* to *did* now to save time...

Remember, I'll be seeing you in the not-too-distant future.

 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan

I'll get you one, if I still can.

You don't know what being a man feels like until you carry an honest-to-goodness light sabre with you around downtown Austin, just *hoping* some low life will fuck with you, and give you a chance to light his eyelids on fire in front of his friends.
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