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How do YOU open a banana?

 
Alesiah
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How do YOU open a banana?
bananabdancebdancespeedbananbdance

For those who have not seen this yet!




Your "good morning" Sunday lesson:

coffee4



Peeling a banana like a monkey.





You rip into it from the bottom.
sideways


~~~And the argument continues~~~
Man believes the son of man is G-d.
Man can't even peel a damn banana properly..

another do slaphim wakeup blackeye

The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!!

macgun~~~explosion ~~~~~~dead3

NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue..

goaway





Thank you for watching.

coffee4





Last Edited by Alesiah on 02/19/2012 11:22 AM
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You rip into it from the bottom.

ohyeah
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
lol thanks

And the monkeys wins again.
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
I opened my bananas this way.! Without any tutorial hah.
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Monkey-Bots right again!

5 stars OP!!!
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TOTALLY 5 STARS. Awesome!!! I always learn what I never thought I always needed to know on GLP!!



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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
With my pussay
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I would love it if Roselyn Sanchez would open my banana.

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Thank you so much for that life changing piece of information. I actually cried. I will now be able to survive any future doom knowing how to open a banana like a monkey.
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With my pussay
 Quoting: Kaylee


hoo rah.
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Yes, monkey wins again..

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And the monkey did speak and the word was made, yet again.

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With my pussay
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Classy
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With my pussay
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LOL- I'm in Love....
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monkeys should teach at schools
if someone asks if you're a god, you say yes!
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It's funny you post this. I'm working on a slide where the 'tree of knowledge of good and evil' is upside-down.. it's the roots.

The real tree is on the 'other side' so to speak.

Very cool Alesiah!

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Boy i wish my GF had nipples like that monkey does ! coffeecup
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BTW, how do YOU open your banana?????

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With my pussay
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Pics or it didn't happen ! rockon
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bananabdancebdancespeedbananbdance

For those who have not seen this yet!




Your "good morning" Sunday lesson:

coffee4



Peeling a banana like a monkey.





You rip into it from the bottom.
sideways


~~~And the argument continues~~~
Man believes the son of man is G-d.
Man can't even peel a damn banana properly..

another do slaphim wakeup blackeye

The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!!

macgun~~~explosion ~~~~~~dead3

NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue..

goaway





Thank you for watching.

coffee4




 Quoting: Alesiah


Awwww, love that monkey.

Next time I have a banana, this is the way I'm going to do it.

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I would love it if Roselyn Sanchez would open my banana.


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To be honest, I can't even remember the last time I peeled a banana..1dunno1


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I would like to read ttowngirl's input on this.










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It's funny you post this. I'm working on a slide where the 'tree of knowledge of good and evil' is upside-down.. it's the roots.

The real tree is on the 'other side' so to speak.

Very cool Alesiah!

blobr
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And how may I ask, do you open your banana????????
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like this..........sideways
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
bananabdancebdancespeedbananbdance

For those who have not seen this yet!




Your "good morning" Sunday lesson:

coffee4



Peeling a banana like a monkey.





You rip into it from the bottom.
sideways


~~~And the argument continues~~~
Man believes the son of man is G-d.
Man can't even peel a damn banana properly..

another do slaphim wakeup blackeye

The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!!

macgun~~~explosion ~~~~~~dead3

NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue..

goaway





Thank you for watching.

coffee4




 Quoting: Alesiah


Thanks for this Alesiah.

Namaste.
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and this is why monkeys rock more than us! :) :/
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Thank you so much for that life changing piece of information. I actually cried. I will now be able to survive any future doom knowing how to open a banana like a monkey.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10307645


speedbanan

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I would love it if Roselyn Sanchez would open my banana.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10900549


To be honest, I can't even remember the last time I peeled a banana..1dunno1


cruise
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Nor can I remember the last time I had my banana peeled...lol
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oh hell yeah!!!! op you just changed my life for the better thankyou so very very much!!!!

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