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How do YOU open a banana?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/19/2012 12:19 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
i knew about the easy method, but i like to crack the top, for effect. I am human.
Anonymous Coward
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02/19/2012 12:24 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
- AK47
- Chainsaw
- Semi-automatic with high calibre armour-piercing bullets
- Have CERN blast it with 6MeV of Gamma rays
- Guillotine
- Run it down with a 3-ton truck
- Send it to Gitmo for interrogation
- Drop off a 10-storey building
Anonymous Coward
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02/19/2012 12:39 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
How do you open it is irrelevant. How you eat it is everything

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02/19/2012 12:41 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
With my pussay
 Quoting: Kaylee


you get better with every post
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02/19/2012 12:42 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
What a stupid thread.....And this got pinned ?
Alesiah (OP)

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02/19/2012 12:45 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
and this is why monkeys rock more than us! :) :/
 Quoting: IamSawyer


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02/19/2012 12:45 PM
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dead3
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02/19/2012 12:46 PM
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With my pussay
 Quoting: Kaylee




"Pics, or it didn't happen"! LOL!
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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02/19/2012 12:48 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
monkeys should teach at schools
 Quoting: miked




Nah, the kids would turn out too intelligent for TPTB!
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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02/19/2012 12:48 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
I open a banana the way a HUMAN opens a banana, not like a monkey. because i'm a human, not a monkey.
i also don't eat bugs out of my friend's hair
i also dont pick the poo out of my ass and throw it at people

if you want to emulate monkey behavior, go right ahead
Daikirai

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02/19/2012 12:50 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
You opened my mind today, thanks!!
Chi pecora si fa, il lupo se la mangia
Kaylee

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02/19/2012 12:52 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
You know, I got two down votes for joking around with what I said about my pussy.
I tell ya, some of the people around here are really fucking pathetic and depressing.
Besides, I put the ass in class. Don't hate.
Faggots...To whoever gave me neg karma.
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~George Carlin


I do not hand out bad karma. Ever.

You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone.


Amy_A

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02/19/2012 12:53 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
OP that shows how programmed we have become. This is far easier than trying to pull the stem down.

Peace to you and thanks
Amy
Alesiah (OP)

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02/19/2012 12:53 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
O-O-O-OH Y-E-A-H-HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

BABY!!!!

lmao

Anonymous Coward
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02/19/2012 12:56 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
This is a few years old no?
Alesiah (OP)

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02/19/2012 01:00 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
OP that shows how programmed we have become. This is far easier than trying to pull the stem down.

Peace to you and thanks
 Quoting: Amy_A




We are programmed...

We gotta think outta the box..

IC4U

Last Edited by Alesiah on 02/19/2012 01:02 PM
Kaylee

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02/19/2012 01:01 PM
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<3 Aleshia, you are sweet. I'll hit you back with karma tonight when I refill.
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
~George Carlin


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You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone.


Alesiah (OP)

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02/19/2012 01:01 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
This is a few years old no?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11014852


Yes, and that's why I said...

For those who haven't seen it yet...
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02/19/2012 01:03 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
How do you open it is irrelevant. How you eat it is everything


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11095114


dammmnnnn
Kana

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02/19/2012 01:05 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
Peeling a banana has never been an issue for moi...damned2
Alesiah (OP)

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02/19/2012 01:06 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
Monkey a babysitter for human baby?

Cool and they work for bananas..

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02/19/2012 01:08 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
You know, I got two down votes for joking around with what I said about my pussy.
I tell ya, some of the people around here are really fucking pathetic and depressing.
Besides, I put the ass in class. Don't hate.
Faggots...To whoever gave me neg karma.
 Quoting: Kaylee


Tried to give a Green Thumb to counteract the anti-humortards... but alas, I can't for a few days (gave to you in the last week)...soon though!

Have a Great Day!
Anonymous Coward
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02/19/2012 01:22 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
I use Kaylee's pussy too. It also works to pop the top off of a beer bottle.
Czarcasym

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02/19/2012 01:25 PM

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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
You're supposed to peel them??


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Yitro

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02/19/2012 01:27 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
hf
For having lived long, I have experienced many instances of being obliged, by better information or fuller consideration, to change opinions, even on important subjects, which I once thought right but found to be otherwise. - Benjamin Franklin
Kaylee

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02/19/2012 01:30 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
I use Kaylee's pussy too. It also works to pop the top off of a beer bottle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1438612


lol.

And it's all good Ad Hom, the thought that counts <3
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
~George Carlin


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You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone.


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02/19/2012 01:30 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
i tried to open a banana from the bottom like this the other day and the damn thing fell out and onto the floor
Sharty Mc Bean

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02/19/2012 01:32 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
why should i? if peeled it would break when i put it up my ass
Kaylee

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02/19/2012 01:34 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
why should i? if peeled it would break when i put it up my ass
 Quoting: Sharty Mc Bean


Exactly!!!!!!!!
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
~George Carlin


I do not hand out bad karma. Ever.

You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone.


Monbazillac

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02/19/2012 01:34 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
super funny thx chuckle

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