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How do YOU open a banana?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/19/2012 01:59 PM
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I use a nut cracker. It's easier that way.
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What does this have to do with anybody being the son of god for? The banana you see there wouldn't even exist without humans.
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02/19/2012 02:09 PM
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How is this the right way to open a banana? Defend your position, OP. Who has ever had a problem getting into the banana from the stem? Nobody.
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
With my pussay
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People would pay to see that.
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I am surprised so many people didn't know about this.

But maybe that's because I haven't evolved that much yet, and I am just closer to the monkey in the evolution-tree. chuckle
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02/19/2012 02:47 PM
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dead That's how chuck testa and Norris open a banana.
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retarded and pointless post. GOD
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With my pussay
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i tried to open a banana from the bottom like this the other day and the damn thing fell out and onto the floor
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= You Fail ! slaphim speedbanan
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I use a nut cracker. It's easier that way.
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Nobodys crackin' any nuts here, this is about banaers ! ana
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Monkey a babysitter for human baby?

Cool and they work for bananas..


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That baby must have an endless supply of cooties.
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Yur definately gonna need a banana lathe, no other way.
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Finally, a thread I can understand.
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My philosophy teach covered this topic in great detail, but when it came to particle accelerators, he just skimmed over it.
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i open it the normal human way and never struggle.
but if i see someone struggling, i will let them know
about this technique that monkeys use. may be helpful
for some people.
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
bananabdancebdancespeedbananbdance

For those who have not seen this yet!




Your "good morning" Sunday lesson:

coffee4



Peeling a banana like a monkey.





You rip into it from the bottom.
sideways


~~~And the argument continues~~~
Man believes the son of man is G-d.
Man can't even peel a damn banana properly..

another do slaphim wakeup blackeye

The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!!

macgun~~~explosion ~~~~~~dead3

NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue..

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Thank you for watching.

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 Quoting: Alesiah


I always make it feel hot, warm and juicy and after some time the banana opens up themselve because she wants to open up.

And if she is open, the banana doesn't want to be eaten right away. The banana wants to feel like a banana and the banana likes being a banana.

And bananas really like to be treated as a banana, the banana wants to be respected, in this moment the banana likes that all the world is a banana.

Thats the moment you start eating the banana, and it is good. It is then that bananas become one with the world and beyond, slowly but surely.

And once bananas are in the world beyond this world, everytime, and je jure sur la tête de ma mêre, they start singing and dancing in the moulin rouge.


luvya
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How the fuck did I know that a post about a banana would turn into a religious debate?
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02/19/2012 04:23 PM
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Yes, monkey wins again..

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And the monkey did speak and the word was made, yet again.


 Quoting: Alesiah


It's not right bringing Michelle Obama into this. 5a
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The may be easy to peal if they circumzize them at the supermarket !

lol rastabanandead3
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How the fuck did I know that a post about a banana would turn into a religious debate?
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rofl

Also:
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

A banana equivalent dose is a whimsical unit of radiation exposure, informally defined as the additional dose a person will absorb from eating one banana. It may be sometimes abbreviated as BED.
The concept is based on the fact that bananas, like most organic material, naturally contain a certain amount of radioactive isotopes—even in the absence of any artificial pollution or contamination. The banana equivalent dose was meant to express the severity of exposure to radiation, such as resulting from nuclear power, nuclear weapons or medical procedures, in terms that would make sense to most people.
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Ummm....lets see....
I have been opening them that way forever.

easier to simply cut the "top", that way you don't get the bitter black nub
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I spank my bannana until the contents squish out.
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How is this the right way to open a banana? Defend your position, OP. Who has ever had a problem getting into the banana from the stem? Nobody.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5070589


As much as I hate to admit it, I've resorted to using a knife on stubborn, not-totally-ripe bananas on more than one occasion.

Perhaps if you live close to banana plantations and rarely have to buy green bananas, you wouldn't know about that.
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With my pussay
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People would pay to see that.
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I am more than aware :D
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With my pussay
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People would pay to see that.
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I am more than aware :D
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You rip into it from the bottom.

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I tell you what it is. It's your quote un-quote pollution control. I heard on talk radio you don't even need 'em. It's just the latest nazi government plot. Open your eyes, man, they're trying to control Global Warming. Get it Global. That's U.N. Commissars code for telling us what the temperature is gonna be in our outdoors. Let it warm up I say. See what Butchros Butchros Ghali Ghali thinks of that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska.
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GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOWN VOTING ME!
Jebus fucking Gawd FORBID any woman who refers to her vagina in a joking manner. Holy fucking shit.

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too funny that this is pinned.

I open a bag of chips instead.
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
I've never struggled to open a banana from the stem. I've never seen anyone else struggle with it either. Odd video.
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OP, this thread contains more real and valuable knowledge than the entire US government K-12 school system.

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