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How do YOU open a banana?

 
Kaylee

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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
With my pussay
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Good girl
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02/19/2012 08:09 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
I've never struggled to open a banana from the stem. I've never seen anyone else struggle with it either. Odd video.
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I have...a lot....we eat a lot of bananas here. The under-ripe ones are really hard to open from the stem and need a knife to cut it in half instead. This method is bloody brilliant and I cant wait to show my 6 yr old who also always struggles with her banana skins....

And to the person who asked....I have NEVER been shown this...or taught how to open a banana...and Ive lived in UK, Australia, stopovers in most countries...lots of travel, lots of TV...never saw this. Its amazing!

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Debunked!
[link to www.youtube.com]
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02/19/2012 08:36 PM

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OMG! I've been doing it all wrong my entire life.

This could explain a lot of things. . .
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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02/19/2012 08:40 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
If anyone should know how to open a banana it's a monkey.

Thanks for the lesson banana
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02/19/2012 08:50 PM
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GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOWN VOTING ME!
Jebus fucking Gawd FORBID any woman who refers to her vagina in a joking manner. Holy fucking shit.

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Get used to it babe. This is GLP, home of the psychotic fruit salad.

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Silly, I posted that!! LOL
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02/19/2012 08:54 PM
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With the electric banana opener I just got from EBay
Dig deeper for the end is nigh.

On second thought, fuck digging, just find a sink hole!!!
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With my pussay
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Video? please!?
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02/19/2012 08:56 PM
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It's funny you post this. I'm working on a slide where the 'tree of knowledge of good and evil' is upside-down.. it's the roots.

The real tree is on the 'other side' so to speak.

Very cool Alesiah!

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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
The call of the!!!Banana
Come mister tally man, came talley me banana

This makka me wanna dance..



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Yeap, this is my favorite banana vid of all time!!!..
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With my pussay
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Video? please!?
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CAPTAIN SPAULDING?!
I looooooove that clown
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It's funny you post this. I'm working on a slide where the 'tree of knowledge of good and evil' is upside-down.. it's the roots.

The real tree is on the 'other side' so to speak.

Very cool Alesiah!

blobr
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African Baobab Tree commonly known as the Upside Down Tree:

[link to www.uttamah.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11121663


WOW, freaky!!!
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GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOWN VOTING ME!
Jebus fucking Gawd FORBID any woman who refers to her vagina in a joking manner. Holy fucking shit.

tissue
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Get used to it babe. This is GLP, home of the psychotic fruit salad.

Even the mods are lying jerk offs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11086453


I'm trying to get enough to renew my account for next month.
I don't want to be spending them all on getting rid of bad karma because people are completely fucking nuts.
I figure I have two choices.
Never post, except for in the Green Room, since I am incapable of not being crude or sexual or anything in between, or go balls out, and give up on my dream of having good karma.
I haven't decided yet.
 Quoting: Kaylee


Girl, you can get some green Karma here too:

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
 Quoting: Alesiah


Thanks! hf
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You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone.


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02/19/2012 08:59 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PEOPLE DOWN VOTING ME!
Jebus fucking Gawd FORBID any woman who refers to her vagina in a joking manner. Holy fucking shit.

tissue
 Quoting: Kaylee


Get used to it babe. This is GLP, home of the psychotic fruit salad.

Even the mods are lying jerk offs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11086453


I'm trying to get enough to renew my account for next month.
I don't want to be spending them all on getting rid of bad karma because people are completely fucking nuts.
I figure I have two choices.
Never post, except for in the Green Room, since I am incapable of not being crude or sexual or anything in between, or go balls out, and give up on my dream of having good karma.
I haven't decided yet.
 Quoting: Kaylee


Girl, you can get some green Karma here too:

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
 Quoting: Alesiah



Everyone can get Karma at the link above!!!
Opps I made two posts OH WELL..

Last Edited by Alesiah on 02/19/2012 09:01 PM
Anonymous Coward
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02/19/2012 09:14 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
My friend is into bananas..

..really into them!

How about 30 a day? lol He follows this kinda diet:

[link to www.30bananasaday.com]


I love mine crunchy and hard rather than sweet n soft...the perfect midnight munchies snack..

...seriously!

afro
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02/19/2012 09:14 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
bananabdancebdancespeedbananbdance

For those who have not seen this yet!




Your "good morning" Sunday lesson:

coffee4



Peeling a banana like a monkey.





You rip into it from the bottom.
sideways


~~~And the argument continues~~~
Man believes the son of man is G-d.
Man can't even peel a damn banana properly..

another do slaphim wakeup blackeye

The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!!

macgun~~~explosion ~~~~~~dead3

NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue..

goaway





Thank you for watching.

coffee4




 Quoting: Alesiah


5a5a
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02/19/2012 10:09 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
dynamite,chainsaw or neighbours window,depends on the mood
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02/19/2012 10:16 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
There's a short dwarf or midget on his light blue shorts , who is also upside down.
All others are right way up, except for this one midget.
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02/19/2012 10:31 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
i went to Walmart and bought a banana opener for $4.99
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02/19/2012 10:33 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
I chop the tip off then peel away.
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02/19/2012 10:53 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
they can come in all shapes and sizes an some can be cute an little an some can be big an uglyapplause
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02/19/2012 10:53 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
Thanks for the lesson.But how is peeling a banana going to be of help to anyone?
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
With my pussay
 Quoting: Kaylee


And that makes me horny..
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02/19/2012 11:14 PM
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This thread smells faggy.
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We know where yer bananers been ! tounge
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02/19/2012 11:17 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
Fun fact: Ripping into a banana from the bottom (LOL) also eliminates the annoying string-like things on some types of bananas.
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02/19/2012 11:42 PM
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bananabdancebdancespeedbananbdance

For those who have not seen this yet!




Your "good morning" Sunday lesson:

coffee4



Peeling a banana like a monkey.





You rip into it from the bottom.
sideways


~~~And the argument continues~~~
Man believes the son of man is G-d.
Man can't even peel a damn banana properly..

another do slaphim wakeup blackeye

The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!!

macgun~~~explosion ~~~~~~dead3

NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue..

goaway





Thank you for watching.

coffee4




 Quoting: Alesiah


Well, fuck me swinging.....banana2bdancehidbdeadrastabanandead3hititbroccolicowbonksidewaysanaspeedbananangel4seal
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
bananabdancebdancespeedbananbdance

For those who have not seen this yet!




Your "good morning" Sunday lesson:

coffee4



Peeling a banana like a monkey.





You rip into it from the bottom.
sideways


~~~And the argument continues~~~
Man believes the son of man is G-d.
Man can't even peel a damn banana properly..

another do slaphim wakeup blackeye

The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!!

macgun~~~explosion ~~~~~~dead3

NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue..

goaway





Thank you for watching.

coffee4




 Quoting: Alesiah


Well, fuck me swinging.....banana2bdancehidbdeadrastabanandead3hititbroccolicowbonksidewaysanaspeedbananangel4seal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10431995


you who?
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With my pussay
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