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How do YOU open a banana?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/19/2012 11:59 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
With my pussay
 Quoting: Kaylee


Hello. Is there something you would like to share? Fell free to speak.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11127328


Feel* typo
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02/20/2012 12:01 AM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
With my pussay
 Quoting: Kaylee


Hello. Is there something you would like to share? Fell free to speak.
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does throwing an 'a' in the spelling of that word change its meaning???? cuz i dont get it..scratchingdance
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With my pussay
 Quoting: Kaylee


Hello. Is there something you would like to share? Fell free to speak.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11127328


does throwing an 'a' in the spelling of that word change its meaning???? cuz i dont get it..scratchingdance
 Quoting: exiled1


I don't get it either. But i hope it'snot some gay stuff coz i detest that. Care to elaborate?
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
In the movie the matrix Trinity knows all there is to about Neo before they even meet. Strange. I guess Neo's just one dude in confusion until they come get him.
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02/20/2012 01:10 AM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
I always used to open my bananas from the bottom until I gave them up completely when I discovered than they are one of many foods that are naturally radioactive, and bananas are particularly so, due to the radioactive potassium-40 they contain. Just eating ONE banana will expose you to about 0.1 μSv.

The banana industry tries to keep these facts quiet as their industry supports many smaller cultures.
They try to tell you that one banana is not harmful, but what about children who get them in their lunched everyday or the homemaker who's husband love homemade banana pudding 3 times a week?

Who do you trust? The banana industry or your own good sense?
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I always used to open my bananas from the bottom until I gave them up completely when I discovered than they are one of many foods that are naturally radioactive, and bananas are particularly so, due to the radioactive potassium-40 they contain. Just eating ONE banana will expose you to about 0.1 μSv.

The banana industry tries to keep these facts quiet as their industry supports many smaller cultures.
They try to tell you that one banana is not harmful, but what about children who get them in their lunched everyday or the homemaker who's husband love homemade banana pudding 3 times a week?

Who do you trust? The banana industry or your own good sense?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9231012



Didn't print right...0.1 μSv. should be Usv symbols.
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02/20/2012 05:11 AM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
bananabdancebdancespeedbananbdance

For those who have not seen this yet!




Your "good morning" Sunday lesson:

coffee4



Peeling a banana like a monkey.





You rip into it from the bottom.
sideways


~~~And the argument continues~~~
Man believes the son of man is G-d.
Man can't even peel a damn banana properly..

another do slaphim wakeup blackeye

The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!!

macgun~~~explosion ~~~~~~dead3

NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue..

goaway





Thank you for watching.

coffee4




 Quoting: Alesiah


Well, fuck me swinging.....banana2bdancehidbdeadrastabanandead3hititbroccolicowbonksidewaysanaspeedbananangel4seal
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10431995


you who?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11127328


Mhmmm, I`ll even supply the bananas !
Anonymous Coward
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02/20/2012 10:46 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1103018


Silly, I posted that!! LOL
 Quoting: Alesiah


Wrong link but Monkeys don't always eat bananas the way you say
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02/20/2012 10:54 AM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
I don't agree with the monkeys. I always open mine from the handle nature provided and have never had a problem. If the banana is ripe, it will open easily. Green bananas are not ripe. Monkeys will tell you that.
Alesiah (OP)

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02/20/2012 01:38 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1103018


Silly, I posted that!! LOL
 Quoting: Alesiah


Wrong link but Monkeys don't always eat bananas the way you say
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1103018


Sometimes they just rip them open with there teeth as well!!!
But the more civil monkeys do..rockon
Alesiah (OP)

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02/20/2012 01:47 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
How do you suppose Caesar opened his banana?

Better yet, why the name Caesar?
Would you suppose there maybe some symbolic message here?

Wylfdane

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02/20/2012 01:56 PM

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Not trying to start a debate, but I feel I need to ask this question. If we evolved from apes, wouldn't we instinctively know to open the banana the same way that they do?
Alesiah (OP)

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02/20/2012 02:45 PM
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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
Not trying to start a debate, but I feel I need to ask this question. If we evolved from apes, wouldn't we instinctively know to open the banana the same way that they do?
 Quoting: Wylfdane


Start it, it's OK...

G-d gave us our instincts, is what you are saying right?
Or are they learned?
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02/20/2012 03:04 PM
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Not trying to start a debate, but I feel I need to ask this question. If we evolved from apes, wouldn't we instinctively know to open the banana the same way that they do?
 Quoting: Wylfdane


Well yeah. The "evolution from apes" is a deliberate ANU-race lie.

They've been doing, what is called "Trans-positioning of Race Identity". In other words, they've been teaching the wrong racial evolution history to the incorrect race.

It's like teaching Mexican History to European Students. It's been quite successful.

But humans are quickly catching on! YAY!
188.
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Alesiah (OP)

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02/20/2012 09:52 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11165440


OMG, they are tripping...
Alesiah (OP)

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Re: How do YOU open a banana?
bananabdancebdancespeedbananbdance

For those who have not seen this yet!




Your "good morning" Sunday lesson:

coffee4



Peeling a banana like a monkey.





You rip into it from the bottom.
sideways


~~~And the argument continues~~~
Man believes the son of man is G-d.
Man can't even peel a damn banana properly..

another do slaphim wakeup blackeye

The son of man is G-d, NO he isn't, YES he is!!

macgun~~~explosion ~~~~~~dead3

NO he isn't But yes!!and the wars continue..

goaway





Thank you for watching.

coffee4




 Quoting: Alesiah


5a5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11092312


moshpit
Shalhevet

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02/24/2012 09:55 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11165440


OMG, they are tripping...
 Quoting: Alesiah


If he wasn't tripping he should have been. there is no excuse to act like a banana. Monkey yes, Banana no.
Shalhevet

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02/24/2012 09:55 AM
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Last Edited by Shalhevet on 02/24/2012 09:56 AM
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