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Who from glp would you want with you in a shtf scenario?

And why?
 Quoting: Evan03


Possum. Cos she is the hottest girl on here.

So if it were cold, she could keep me warm.

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2nd would be Voracious Honey.
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ttowngirl for panic sex starwars
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lol, you would have to marry her first.
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TTowngirl so i can get lots of shit
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WHAT??? Have you lost your mind? She'll scam you out if your shit
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TTowngirl so i can get lots of shit
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she might be able to get lots of stuff/crap but she'll probably eat most of it too
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Who from glp would you want with you in a shtf scenario?

And why?
 Quoting: Evan03


maggador...because he is a well connected and wise individual
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Only Me - "The Strawberry Girl". She's hot!
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you should all want me with you. i can shoot better than most men :p

omhitsx omsmurfd
 Quoting: Only Me


Most, yeah, but not all of us.

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Scrump.

He's smart, he has faith, and he's a survivor.
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No one from GLP, simply because I dont "know" any of you. Sure, plenty of us have had conversations, and I dont mean any offense with that original statement, but I dont actually know any of you. Its too easy for anyone to be anything online to make that kind of judgement without actually meeting any of you. Now, in real life, I have plenty of people who I would want on my side and will be on my side when TSHTF.
 Quoting: MKULTRA-X


Would you have any problem if you were my choice and I asked you check the inside of a BBQ for leaks and stuff?...
 Quoting: SHR


LMAO!

You have to be the funniest Mod on here, SHR :) I've been laughing all through your posts on this thread.
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Eisteacht le gra! ~ArunaLuna (Translation from Gaelic: "Listen to Love!")

"And I sincerely believe, with you, that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies; and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale." - Thomas Jefferson, from a Letter to John Taylor written in 1816

"Unfortunately, it is in the nature of man to tinker - even with immutable truth. Thus, we must be ever vigilant... - James Munford

“It is a sad fate for a man to die too well known to everybody else, and still unknown to himself.” - Francis Bacon

"Better the illusions that exalt us than ten thousand truths" - Aleksander Pushkin
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I would want intel to what we're facing, so I'll go with experts regarding different scenarios:

Sickscent
NobodyInParticular
AppolloIlluminaty
WingedLion
 Quoting: D'Light


Yes, you will need me for corralling all the female virgins so we can appease the gods.
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But the gods will be pissed when you deliver all of those UN-VIRGINIZED wimmens!!
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LOL...."Well, how did that happen? I don't understand..."
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Who from glp would you want with you in a shtf scenario?

And why?
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I would have to pick Allaboutme for bananasex
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I'll take anyone willing to wear a yellow Star Trek uniform...
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We have had a great deal of fun with this thread, but I do wish to point something out on a serious note. An earlier poster commented about only wanting people under age 50 in their group. I disagree. If the unthinkable happens, I hope to have several healthy people over 70, even over 80, in my group. Why? Because they have a VAST amount of knowledge on how to get by without the trappings of modern life that many of us never learned or never gained proficency at.

Sure, they may be unable to hunt, do heavy garden work or fight, but they know the best ways to garden/preserve without technology, they can watch and educate youngsters while the younger adults do the heavy lifting & defense. They can shell the beans we pick, wash the clothing we get filthy & bloodied up, remember home remedies for injuries & illnesses, etc. Please do not wholesale discard the valuable contributions of our elders.

hf
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We have had a great deal of fun with this thread, but I do wish to point something out on a serious note. An earlier poster commented about only wanting people under age 50 in their group. I disagree. If the unthinkable happens, I hope to have several healthy people over 70, even over 80, in my group. Why? Because they have a VAST amount of knowledge on how to get by without the trappings of modern life that many of us never learned or never gained proficency at.

Sure, they may be unable to hunt, do heavy garden work or fight, but they know the best ways to garden/preserve without technology, they can watch and educate youngsters while the younger adults do the heavy lifting & defense. They can shell the beans we pick, wash the clothing we get filthy & bloodied up, remember home remedies for injuries & illnesses, etc. Please do not wholesale discard the valuable contributions of our elders.

hf
 Quoting: Jane Smith


Thank you for that. I'm only 53, but I do know quite a bit about everything but gardening. Raised a good family and my kids turned out very smart, and very realistic. We older folks do have a lot to offer.
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Did I miss anyone mention Mister Obvious in the last 12 pages?

I believe she'd be a great addition.

Smart & Hawt!

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We cannot forget Nick, Rev, Hitokiri and Zero Point.
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We're part of the "Not Fuckin Around Crew"!! Jane, I'd consider it an honor to fight and die by your side. Same goes for the rest of the users named above.

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We cannot forget Nick, Rev, Hitokiri and Zero Point.
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We're part of the "Not Fuckin Around Crew"!! Jane, I'd consider it an honor to fight and die by your side. Same goes for the rest of the users named above.

Nick®
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 Quoting: Nickadeemus


Hi Nick!

Hiding 2
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Although ya'll sound either well equipped or ready to party.... I think I would like to spend my time with a few (yeah, a few...cuz it'll be harder to defend yourself without numbers) like minded people. Mainly conservative, men need to out number the women for protective purposes,everyone will need to be experienced in hand to hand and weaponry..... good on an ATV (quad)....foraging....hunting.... comfortable on the move. Different types of life skills like building, sewing, cooking, farming, people management....for the eventual added value to be accepted to a group without hesitation.

I really think that trying to make some kind of stand will prove ultimately fruitless because the minute the roving bands of idiots find out you are holed up trying to "grow" things....it will be pandemonium at your place.

Moving about and keeping a low profile will be the means to an end. When things begin to settle down and people are finding their place....(like tribes or villages) then you can begin to deduce what group of people you fit in with the best.

SO.... any of us who fit that bill....that's who I want on my team.poker
 Quoting: Scarbedazzles


I like the way you think.

I have been hunting, trapping, and fishing since I was a little kid. I currently have 2 4-wheelers. As far as hand to hand combat, I was a college boxer, and did amateur mma. I love cooking. I have worked in farms and in the dairy industry. I have my own garden most years, and also a small orchard consisting of a few different types of apples and pears, peaches, and cherries.

I am not the best sewer, but I have lots of experience in people management.

When shtf, you are welcome to hike your way up here if you'd like.
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Where is "here"? lol could be a long hike....I'm in OREGON..... but am moving back east in 12-24 months. I'm thinkin you are east coast huh? Cuz you called it a 4-wheeler...like we did...then came out here and everybody calls em "QUADS". LOL never heard of one. took me a while to figure it out. I myself can cook well....not as much for hunting but I am an excellent marksman, and always light on my feet ready to roll. I don't have a clue if I'm excellent at fighting because I haven't fought...lol but I am trained in defense....so I'll climb up on their back and hold their arms while you beat the crap outta them. haha... Thats half the battle. Too many people waste time mourning things that can't be helped or stopped. I think things are fixin' to get really interesting around this little berg called earth... I really hope I'm around for Earth.2 because the vista version sux.....roflcheers
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Lol yea, I'm in PA. Most of the people here refer to them as 4-wheelers, unless you get closer to Pittsburgh where they say shit like quads and pop. And yes, I agree the vista version of this earth does suck.
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Who from glp would you want with you in a shtf scenario?

And why?
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Crazy Jarhead! Why?...............Because he is a Marine!
That's why!
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Who from glp would you want with you in a shtf scenario?

And why?
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Crazy Jarhead! Why?...............Because he is a Marine!
That's why!
yessir
 Quoting: Nam Marine 1170522


No such thing as too many Marines!
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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this thread would have a longer life if you reworded the subject to 'who would you NOT want with you'.

My Top 5 of who I wouldn't want:

New Jerusalem Russ
Apolloyn?
Ice
Phenommenon
TexGalforTruth
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11048145


Ive been trained for TSHTF scenario. I know how to clean wild game, ride and tame horses. and tell time and direction via star navigation.

So whatever dude.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINATI

Yeah, I'm sure there would be a lot of wild game and horses running around by any of TSHTF scenarios...

Seriously, I can't imagine any doomsday scenario that would mean return back to the wild, unspoiled, uncontaminated nature.

Most likely the easiest available food would be human flesh.
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this thread would have a longer life if you reworded the subject to 'who would you NOT want with you'.

My Top 5 of who I wouldn't want:

New Jerusalem Russ
Apolloyn?
Ice
Phenommenon
TexGalforTruth
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11048145


Ive been trained for TSHTF scenario. I know how to clean wild game, ride and tame horses. and tell time and direction via star navigation.

So whatever dude.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINATI

Yeah, I'm sure there would be a lot of wild game and horses running around by any of TSHTF scenarios...

Seriously, I can't imagine any doomsday scenario that would mean return back to the wild, unspoiled, uncontaminated nature.

Most likely the easiest available food would be human flesh.
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The fate of captured cannibals will be nothing short of a theatre of hell. Do not go there, starvation is more merciful in this world and in the next.

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Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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I'll take anyone willing to wear a yellow Star Trek uniform...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10450544


This post would have made more sense if you had said 'Red' Star Trek Uniform.

Because we all know what 'red shirts' are for!
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We have had a great deal of fun with this thread, but I do wish to point something out on a serious note. An earlier poster commented about only wanting people under age 50 in their group. I disagree. If the unthinkable happens, I hope to have several healthy people over 70, even over 80, in my group. Why? Because they have a VAST amount of knowledge on how to get by without the trappings of modern life that many of us never learned or never gained proficency at.

Sure, they may be unable to hunt, do heavy garden work or fight, but they know the best ways to garden/preserve without technology, they can watch and educate youngsters while the younger adults do the heavy lifting & defense. They can shell the beans we pick, wash the clothing we get filthy & bloodied up, remember home remedies for injuries & illnesses, etc. Please do not wholesale discard the valuable contributions of our elders.

hf
 Quoting: Jane Smith


And THIS is the most important post in this thread. +1 Karma to you, Jane!
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I'll take:

AR-15 Nut
AR-15 Specialist
Lester
Phen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2926765


Well im sure most of you, would be great to have in my circle, most here can think outside the box. BUt i still say this isnt gonna be like ya think. No one on the planet will be able to deliver himself from what is coming, you will absolutely need one thing for sure, DEVINE INTERVENTION! My vote would be Scrump and a few others of like minds. We will be facing a supernatural enemy, make no mistake. And cool level headed thinking men are the ones that will be around me. No offense to the female warriors on here, just saying.
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Funniest thread ever.............:)
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Who from glp would you want with you in a shtf scenario?

And why?
 Quoting: Evan03


Crazy Jarhead! Why?...............Because he is a Marine!
That's why!
yessir
 Quoting: Nam Marine 1170522


No such thing as too many Marines!
 Quoting: Jane Smith


True dat!!
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Me, Myself, and I...

(though I'm not sure I can convince them to join me just yet)

groucho
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We have had a great deal of fun with this thread, but I do wish to point something out on a serious note. An earlier poster commented about only wanting people under age 50 in their group. I disagree. If the unthinkable happens, I hope to have several healthy people over 70, even over 80, in my group. Why? Because they have a VAST amount of knowledge on how to get by without the trappings of modern life that many of us never learned or never gained proficency at.

Sure, they may be unable to hunt, do heavy garden work or fight, but they know the best ways to garden/preserve without technology, they can watch and educate youngsters while the younger adults do the heavy lifting & defense. They can shell the beans we pick, wash the clothing we get filthy & bloodied up, remember home remedies for injuries & illnesses, etc. Please do not wholesale discard the valuable contributions of our elders.

hf
 Quoting: Jane Smith


And THIS is the most important post in this thread. +1 Karma to you, Jane!
 Quoting: tandym


hf
Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"Don't die on a small cross..." Saddletramp's Mom

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

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Me, Myself, and I...

(though I'm not sure I can convince them to join me just yet)

groucho
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