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THE TRUTH about the "Ancient Astronaut Theory" and Ancient Aliens TV Show AGENDA!

 
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I LUV GAWD AND AM CHRISTIAN AND GOD AND STUFF.

tHERE AINT NO SUCH THING AS ALIENS AND WE ARE GAWDS CHOSEN

PEOPLE NOT THOSE THAI PPL.

gOD IS REAL AND THE BIBLE IS ALL TRUE AND WE WILL BE SAVED BY A FLOATING HEVAN CITY DRIVEN BY GOD


Amen
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I LUV GAWD AND AM CHRISTIAN AND GOD AND STUFF.

tHERE AINT NO SUCH THING AS ALIENS AND WE ARE GAWDS CHOSEN

PEOPLE NOT THOSE THAI PPL.

gOD IS REAL AND THE BIBLE IS ALL TRUE AND WE WILL BE SAVED BY A FLOATING HEVAN CITY DRIVEN BY GOD


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Im just curious how you can prove the bible is a correct and accurate account when its books were gathered over hundreds, perhaps thousands of years and then suddenly compiled together in the one formal edition around 300 ad. What historical evidence do you have OP that the bible has not been tampered with by those would conspire to keep us in the dark and prevent us from reaching the light and our highest potential?
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let me get everyone here on the right track.

there is no race in the Creation of The Almighty God that is allowed to roam freely beyond their place of 'anchoring' unless it is, the race, is fully aware of the god's spiritual realm, from which all spring into being.

No such race would come here for any reason.

Guess what is left as the only possibility?...

The 'extraterrestrials' are much closer to Terra than it is being deceitfully implied...
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OP all you did here is take the well known (for decades) final card of TPTB - the alien invasion hoax - and colour it with your chosen religion.

I'm glad you're on board and all, but, yeah...
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let me get everyone here on the right track.

there is no race in the Creation of The Almighty God that is allowed to roam freely beyond their place of 'anchoring' unless it is, the race, is fully aware of the god's spiritual realm, from which all spring into being.

No such race would come here for any reason.

Guess what is left as the only possibility?...

The 'extraterrestrials' are much closer to Terra than it is being DEVIOUSLY implied...
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With regard to "middle of nowhere"...

- The place where rapid planetary transit would be most likely would be a Globular Cluster. We are not in a Globular Cluster.
- We are not at the concentrated hub of the Galaxy.
- We do not pick up TV, radio or any other form of telecommunications from Alien civilizations. For them to have never heard from us and replied, they would have to be over 76light years away.
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Too bad that 50% of the bible was sucked up from the Sumerian genesis ENUMA ELISH, which by the way was told to Sumerians by extraterrestrials and the other half was made up by the Illuminati in the Council of Nicea, so that it doesn't help the cause of bibletards. At least not among intelligent people with discernment.

5 minutes of HC's Ancient Aliens contain more truth than the entire 2,000 years of Christianity.
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I believe in the ending of times as you guys say but also as most people still sin and don't follow the commandments when they are put to "the Test" they will fail horribly and some will not make it to that level in which you guys speck because either they will not have a decision to chose for them selves it would work the opposite way in fact that most will be deceived and under control "puppet" making the rest think it is the correct way and that the remainder are less but understand the Lord most favorable animal is a lamb or sheep which are know to be weak but they are Gods most loved animal....so the weak that carry books or that carry no weapons will be strong with faith rather than evil being strong with guns and WMD
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we were, without a doubt, bio genetically engineered from
the evolving primates... sorry if that hurts your little brain.

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UndercoverAlien:
for some people the bible isn't for ever such as you umm i should read to you the 10 commandments and let you watch a episode of "I survived" on bio channel and explain to me what you are doing wrong ...i come to believe you idol people such as "Merlin the magician" and things of that sort ... what do you work as for daily life?
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I believe in ET and also in bio genetics but i also believe in that being the same thing that is killing off all of humanity little by, litte
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let me get everyone here on the right track.

there is no race in the Creation of The Almighty God that is allowed to roam freely beyond their place of 'anchoring' unless it is, the race, is fully aware of the god's spiritual realm, from which all spring into being.
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And you know this, how? It's not written in your bible. Does your god talk to you? Or are you just guessing and passing it off as some divine fact?

No such race would come here for any reason.
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How little you know.

Guess what is left as the only possibility?...

The 'extraterrestrials' are much closer to Terra than it is being deceitfully implied...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11176222


Yes that is a possibility, and one that is often true, I would imagine. But just because they hoax things like that does not mean that genuine ETs don't exist. Just like if I only pretend to murder someone, it doesn't mean that real murders don't also occur.
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I'm waiting for history channel to come out w/
their ABDUCTIONS series
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Too bad that 50% of the bible was sucked up from the Sumerian genesis ENUMA ELISH, which by the way was told to Sumerians by extraterrestrials and the other half was made up by the Illuminati in the Council of Nicea, so that it doesn't help the cause of bibletards. At least not among intelligent people with discernment.

5 minutes of HC's Ancient Aliens contain more truth than the entire 2,000 years of Christianity.
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for all of the truth, there are still lies embeded in the Ancient Aliens show. one must keep an open mind and learn to question everything, only then will they be able to start to understand.
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why is it that you're so positive that the Bible is foretelling the things that are occurring right now?

isn't is just as plausible that tptb are the people who wrote the book, and now they are creating things that mirror the stories in an effort to make people like you stay under the control of the religion?
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I have thought about it yes, but what is the motive for doing that? What do they gain by me believing in God? I am not challenging you, I am genuinely curious of your opinion.
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well, let me start off by saying that I'm merely raising questions, not putting my belief into any basket if you will.

one could very easily take the same situation you presented - alien invasion - and just give you the exact flip-side. Maybe the aliens did genetically change us at some point in our past. it is very well documented that the planet has been ruled by a small selection of bloodlines throughout history. Maybe these bloodlines are aware of the genetic manipulation by the aliens. they create the story in the Bible (which shares many similarities with plenty of other religions, which I find strange as well) in an effort to scare people of the galactic scientists that interacted with us in the past.

the 99% of the population are necessary for the 1% to lead their lives in the manner that they do. if the galactic scientists came back and gave the general population of the planet the choice to leave the planet and live a completely different, non-materialistic life somewhere else, wouldn't it be more beneficial to tptb if the gen. pop. was afraid of these beings and chose to stay here and continue to make the lives of the 1% easier?
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You make a very good point, I gave you +1 karma for that.

Like you said, it can be flipped either way. I guess we will have to wait and see.
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OP all you did here is take the well known (for decades) final card of TPTB - the alien invasion hoax - and colour it with your chosen religion.

I'm glad you're on board and all, but, yeah...
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LOL
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we were, without a doubt, bio genetically engineered from
the evolving primates... sorry if that hurts your little brain.


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you mean your body?

or wtf do you mean.

I am not from a primate even if you stuff me in a cat.

fuck off.
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im afraid your rong OP ... when aliens do turn up IFF they dont attack and offer to save the earth , they are demons ...

iff they show up and do start culling anf wiping everything out , then they are jesus and the angels .. TPTB are trying to get everyone against jesus , cos they know mans rule is at an end , and will get the whole world to try fight ...

but we are going back under slavery of who made us , its AS SIMPLE AS THAT ...
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im afraid your rong OP ... when aliens do turn up IFF they dont attack and offer to save the earth , they are demons ...

iff they show up and do start culling anf wiping everything out , then they are jesus and the angels .. TPTB are trying to get everyone against jesus , cos they know mans rule is at an end , and will get the whole world to try fight ...

but we are going back under slavery of who made us , its AS SIMPLE AS THAT ...
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Please don't have children.

13brianmoran
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im afraid your rong OP ... when aliens do turn up IFF they dont attack and offer to save the earth , they are demons ...

iff they show up and do start culling anf wiping everything out , then they are jesus and the angels .. TPTB are trying to get everyone against jesus , cos they know mans rule is at an end , and will get the whole world to try fight ...

but we are going back under slavery of who made us , its AS SIMPLE AS THAT ...
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Please don't have children.

:13brianmoran:
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fuck you shill , jesus is coming to wipe the wicked and wipe the earth , im right your a fucking idiot ..
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fuck you shill , jesus is coming to wipe the wicked and wipe the earth , im right your a fucking idiot ..
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Yep, it really sounds like you have the spirit of the loving Jesus within you, brother. Keep on hating.
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im afraid your rong OP ... when aliens do turn up IFF they dont attack and offer to save the earth , they are demons ...

iff they show up and do start culling anf wiping everything out , then they are jesus and the angels .. TPTB are trying to get everyone against jesus , cos they know mans rule is at an end , and will get the whole world to try fight ...

but we are going back under slavery of who made us , its AS SIMPLE AS THAT ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9017027


Please don't have children.

:13brianmoran:
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fuck you shill , jesus is coming to wipe the wicked and wipe the earth , im right your a fucking idiot ..
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that is what my reasoning and the heart agree with.
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fuck you shill , jesus is coming to wipe the wicked and wipe the earth , im right your a fucking idiot ..
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Yep, it really sounds like you have the spirit of the loving Jesus within you, brother. Keep on hating.
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no your just a fucking asshole saying im insane , when the bible says exactly what i just said so your either a shill or a devil one or the two , dont try bend it on to me , i hate you devils .. and when jesus comes his angels gona run all you evil athiest and wicked through .... so yeah i can hate all i want ..
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fuck you shill , jesus is coming to wipe the wicked and wipe the earth , im right your a fucking idiot ..
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Yep, it really sounds like you have the spirit of the loving Jesus within you, brother. Keep on hating.
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no your just a fucking asshole saying im insane , when the bible says exactly what i just said so your either a shill or a devil one or the two , dont try bend it on to me , i hate you devils .. and when jesus comes his angels gona run all you evil athiest and wicked through .... so yeah i can hate all i want ..
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clappa
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im afraid your rong OP ... when aliens do turn up IFF they dont attack and offer to save the earth , they are demons ...

iff they show up and do start culling anf wiping everything out , then they are jesus and the angels .. TPTB are trying to get everyone against jesus , cos they know mans rule is at an end , and will get the whole world to try fight ...

but we are going back under slavery of who made us , its AS SIMPLE AS THAT ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9017027


Please don't have children.

:13brianmoran:
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fuck you shill , jesus is coming to wipe the wicked and wipe the earth , im right your a fucking idiot ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9017027


that is what my reasoning and the heart agree with.
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its true he is coming to wipe the whole earth free of the wicked , the people who wreck the earth , love money , atheist , evil etc , the only people who will survive it is the pure of heart ... there is no iffs or buts , the evil is going undergound to hide from the sun fire ... but you can survive the fire iff your pure and eat what your supposed to dresss what your supposed to , live by the rules become rightious ... once the fire in over the pure who are left will slaughters all the TPTB in there underground layers ... its all right there in the bible , and yeah i fully believe it ...
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so one minute the oy boy scoffs , saying im insane when i preach the truth ...

then the hypocryt totally mocks jesus by saying i have the loving spirit of jesus , even has the gall to call me brother , i aint your brother ...for you know nothing of jesus ....the forgive everything , turn the other cheek , do what you want , love everyone , get pissed , shag around , go to confession and all is forgiven jesus , is the antichrist ... you keep worshipping that jesus ..BROTHER ..
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Please don't have children.

:13brianmoran:
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fuck you shill , jesus is coming to wipe the wicked and wipe the earth , im right your a fucking idiot ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9017027


that is what my reasoning and the heart agree with.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11176222


its true he is coming to wipe the whole earth free of the wicked , the people who wreck the earth , love money , atheist , evil etc , the only people who will survive it is the pure of heart ... there is no iffs or buts , the evil is going undergound to hide from the sun fire ... but you can survive the fire iff your pure and eat what your supposed to dresss what your supposed to , live by the rules become rightious ... once the fire in over the pure who are left will slaughters all the TPTB in there underground layers ... its all right there in the bible , and yeah i fully believe it ...
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I was hesitant a bit to show you this... i just didn't want to be ridiculed, even here, on glp. not in the fighting mood now....
but here you go: [link to www.suddenreality.com]
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we were, without a doubt, bio genetically engineered from
the evolving primates... sorry if that hurts your little brain.


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Christian or not, the OP has a point.

The elite's agenda is to make us hate and despise human leadership so much (through economic scandals, depression, government corruption, WW3 etc..) so that we are quick to accept an Alien race as our masters because we'll think that "they will know better".

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Thank you :D

And yes it is true... I am thinking that 9/11 truth movement may be a part of it, maybe they will come out with "9/11 was a conspiracy, now look at the new alternative: alien government leaders"
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