Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,561 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,873,292
Pageviews Today: 2,532,178Threads Today: 602Posts Today: 11,646
07:44 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 11283486
United Kingdom
02/22/2012 06:14 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
I have taken interest in their depopulation order out chaos plans and I wish to serve my allegiance with the PTB or illuminati or whatever they are called.

How do i join them even though I do have any relation to any royal elite bloodlines?

1dunno1
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 11283486
United Kingdom
02/22/2012 06:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
Selling my soul to the devil is harder than I thought!

These dudes are very picky about who they recruit!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10801032
United States
02/22/2012 06:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
I have taken interest in their depopulation order out chaos plans and I wish to serve my allegiance with the PTB or illuminati or whatever they are called.

How do i join them even though I do have any relation to any royal elite bloodlines?

1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11283486


If you want to serve us, then be a good little sheep and smile when it your turn to be executed. Don't put up a fight, squirm, or cause us any other hassle. Serve us by accepting your fate.
humanitech
User ID: 11290140
United Kingdom
02/22/2012 06:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
I have taken interest in their depopulation order out chaos plans and I wish to serve my allegiance with the PTB or illuminati or whatever they are called.

How do i join them even though I do have any relation to any royal elite bloodlines?

1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11283486


Friend I don't you if quite understand the concept of our fake elites and all their carefully hidden and controlled hierarchal clubs and global networks...but nevermind...perhaps if you simply dress up in a sweet Nazi nappy with anarchy, NWO stensiled using J&J powder on your chest (plus a pink dummy) and then you gurgle and asked to be butt whipped ..who knows you might go straight in at the top or the bottom LOL
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10288063
United States
02/22/2012 06:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
You are already on the dark team.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 11252526
Australia
02/22/2012 06:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
I have taken interest in their depopulation order out chaos plans and I wish to serve my allegiance with the PTB or illuminati or whatever they are called.

How do i join them even though I do have any relation to any royal elite bloodlines?

1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11283486


Become a mod.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 49751386
United States
03/16/2014 12:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
Would you care to know the mysteries?
Whispers
User ID: 23566741
United States
03/16/2014 01:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
They find you. If you could be useful or sometimes if you were a member in a previous life, from what I understand.
elombe bryan
User ID: 68736631
Cameroon
03/27/2015 08:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
i want to become a member of the brotherhood
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 37579514
United States
03/27/2015 08:22 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
I have taken interest in their depopulation order out chaos plans and I wish to serve my allegiance with the PTB or illuminati or whatever they are called.

How do i join them even though I do have any relation to any royal elite bloodlines?

1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11283486


You're from the UK so you're definitely not attractive, you probably aren't real bright, yeah....we don't want you.
kayanja araphat
User ID: 1910494
05/01/2015 12:10 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
Idol1
Isaiah 43:1-2

User ID: 15469851
United States
05/01/2015 12:32 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
The Illuminati has a website and they tell you how to join. However...you have to be very rich!!!!

Be wise. Don't sell your soul to the devil. You will spend eternity in hell. Satan is a liar and the "father of lies".
follower of Jesus
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 69098523
United Kingdom
05/01/2015 12:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
got a baby?

bring your own frying pan
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 69098523
United Kingdom
05/01/2015 12:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
I have taken interest in their depopulation order out chaos plans and I wish to serve my allegiance with the PTB or illuminati or whatever they are called.

How do i join them even though I do have any relation to any royal elite bloodlines?

1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11283486


You're from the UK so you're definitely not attractive, you probably aren't real bright, yeah....we don't want you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 37579514


said the UK descendant

epiclol
Hard Eight

User ID: 42616711
United States
05/01/2015 12:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
In many states within the US you simply select democrat when you register to vote.
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.
Sam Houston

"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."
Thomas Jefferson
Comuno Domini
Summonatra. -~\\ Bhase in Dux.

User ID: 69028111
Belgium
05/01/2015 12:55 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
Wear a brown shirt, tackle it with spiced up, Gemini's Twins, and, Call it 'Have a sunset, have a sundown, eat meat, and, call the Freckles, they are here for you.......'

Nobody is going to fucking get this, but, who gives a fuck, wanted to post it anyway...... cruise
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 68850712
France
05/01/2015 01:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
I would have to baptist you with my cum
SaddletrampModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 68373023
United States
05/01/2015 01:09 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
I have taken interest in their depopulation order out chaos plans and I wish to serve my allegiance with the PTB or illuminati or whatever they are called.

How do i join them even though I do have any relation to any royal elite bloodlines?

1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11283486


Bruce Jenner says you have to cut your dick off to join...

I dunno, just what I heard.
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
Hilary999
User ID: 69249971
Norway
07/08/2015 09:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
I what to join the brotherhood of illuminati rockon
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 44080330
Canada
07/08/2015 09:14 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
I have taken interest in their depopulation order out chaos plans and I wish to serve my allegiance with the PTB or illuminati or whatever they are called.

How do i join them even though I do have any relation to any royal elite bloodlines?

1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11283486

You can't join them. It's in the DNA. Another word for TPTB is "the Family". They are born into it. It's like royalty - nobody "chooses" the power they inherit.

Look into Buddhism. Rather than trying to sell your Soul for power, try to achieve liberation from suffering. That is something you CAN do. Illuminate yourself. It IS possible.

Few will succeed, however. Some say nobody is truly enlightened...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 69707882
Australia
07/08/2015 09:33 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
For the infantile conspiracy theorists, “Illuminati” stands for whoever they don’t like. Are the Illuminati Zionists, Jesuits, Communists, Socialists, Freemasons, Knights Templar, Liberals, Knights Hospitaller, pan-dimensional, shape-shifting, alien lizards, Wall Street bankers, the CEOs who run the corporatocracy, the Washington D. C. WASPs who facilitate the corporatocracy, the super rich who lobby and pay for their own agenda to be foisted on the people, the dynastic families of power and privilege who ensure that their rule stretches down the generations (the Old World Order)?

It’s self-evident who the enemies of the people are: the cabal visibly running the world. There’s nothing hidden or secret about them. They’re right in front of our faces. They are those who run global capitalism, free-market capitalism, consumerism, “freedumb and dumbocracy”, bread and circuses, media propaganda, the security services, those who uphold dynastic property rights, inheritance, privilege, cronyism, nepotism, those who uphold hereditary monarchy, those who support ancient, decrepit, evil religions, those who support greed and selfishness in the name of “liberty”, those who support psychopathy and the relentless manipulation and exploitation of the masses in order to siphon more and more power, wealth and resources into the hands of fewer and fewer people.

These people have nothing to do with the Illuminati. They are the OPPOSITE of the Illuminati. They are the 1% of psychopathic humans who feed on the rest. They are the vampire humans, the insatiable hawks who love nothing more than to feast on doves. Just as turkeys are fattened for Christmas, so are the doves fattened (made morbidly obese) so that the Elite never have to worry about these lumbering, slow-minded morons and slaves.

[link to www.smashwords.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 69707882
Australia
07/08/2015 09:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
I have taken interest in their depopulation order out chaos plans and I wish to serve my allegiance with the PTB or illuminati or whatever they are called.

How do i join them even though I do have any relation to any royal elite bloodlines?

1dunno1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11283486


Bruce Jenner says you have to cut your dick off to join...

I dunno, just what I heard.
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Yep!!

Then shove it in your own mouth, while wearing your sisters panties, all the while singing God save the Queen!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 69708175
Finland
07/08/2015 09:49 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
You can't join the Family. You are only born to it. You van join as a footsoldier, though. It doesn't necessarily meän mafia-like low level thug. Most politicians up to and including prime ministers and presidents are just that - footsoldiers. Expendable and totally replaceable individuals who are content with materialistic perus.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 69708175
Finland
07/08/2015 09:50 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
Perks, that is.
Pup Daddy~

User ID: 67911347
United States
07/08/2015 10:07 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
Start here...no soul deposit necessary!
www.illuminati.am
Your garden variety Illuminati Princess disguised as an adorable Puppy~
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1701265
United States
07/08/2015 10:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?
you will have to spread your butt cheeks several times daily.

News








This Flag Represents The Principle, "Fight For What You Believe In."



This Is The Rebel Flag, "You're Either Free Or You're Not."

-------------