How do I join the Powers That Be, illuminati, dark brotherhood or whatever?

Selling my soul to the devil is harder than I thought!

These dudes are very picky about who they recruit!

If you want to serve us, then be a good little sheep and smile when it your turn to be executed. Don't put up a fight, squirm, or cause us any other hassle. Serve us by accepting your fate.

Friend I don't you if quite understand the concept of our fake elites and all their carefully hidden and controlled hierarchal clubs and global networks...but nevermind...perhaps if you simply dress up in a sweet Nazi nappy with anarchy, NWO stensiled using J&J powder on your chest (plus a pink dummy) and then you gurgle and asked to be butt whipped ..who knows you might go straight in at the top or the bottom LOL

You are already on the dark team.

Become a mod.

Would you care to know the mysteries?

They find you. If you could be useful or sometimes if you were a member in a previous life, from what I understand.

i want to become a member of the brotherhood

You're from the UK so you're definitely not attractive, you probably aren't real bright, yeah....we don't want you.

The Illuminati has a website and they tell you how to join. However...you have to be very rich!!!!

Be wise. Don't sell your soul to the devil. You will spend eternity in hell. Satan is a liar and the "father of lies".

got a ?

bring your own frying pan

said the UK descendant

In many states within the US you simply select democrat when you register to vote.

Wear a brown shirt, tackle it with spiced up, Gemini's Twins, and, Call it 'Have a sunset, have a sundown, eat meat, and, call the Freckles, they are here for you.......'

Nobody is going to fucking get this, but, who gives a fuck, wanted to post it anyway......

I would have to baptist you with my cum

Bruce Jenner says you have to cut your dick off to join...

I dunno, just what I heard.

I what to join the brotherhood of illuminati

You can't join them. It's in the DNA. Another word for TPTB is "the Family". They are born into it. It's like royalty - nobody "chooses" the power they inherit.

Look into Buddhism. Rather than trying to sell your Soul for power, try to achieve liberation from suffering. That is something you CAN do. Illuminate yourself. It IS possible.

Few will succeed, however. Some say nobody is truly enlightened...

For the infantile conspiracy theorists, “Illuminati” stands for whoever they don’t like. Are the Illuminati Zionists, Jesuits, Communists, Socialists, Freemasons, Knights Templar, Liberals, Knights Hospitaller, pan-dimensional, shape-shifting, alien lizards, Wall Street bankers, the CEOs who run the corporatocracy, the Washington D. C. WASPs who facilitate the corporatocracy, the super rich who lobby and pay for their own agenda to be foisted on the people, the dynastic families of power and privilege who ensure that their rule stretches down the generations (the Old World Order)?

It’s self-evident who the enemies of the people are: the cabal visibly running the world. There’s nothing hidden or secret about them. They’re right in front of our faces. They are those who run global capitalism, free-market capitalism, consumerism, “freedumb and dumbocracy”, bread and circuses, media propaganda, the security services, those who uphold dynastic property rights, inheritance, privilege, cronyism, nepotism, those who uphold hereditary monarchy, those who support ancient, decrepit, evil religions, those who support greed and selfishness in the name of “liberty”, those who support psychopathy and the relentless manipulation and exploitation of the masses in order to siphon more and more power, wealth and resources into the hands of fewer and fewer people.

These people have nothing to do with the Illuminati. They are the OPPOSITE of the Illuminati. They are the 1% of psychopathic humans who feed on the rest. They are the vampire humans, the insatiable hawks who love nothing more than to feast on doves. Just as turkeys are fattened for Christmas, so are the doves fattened (made morbidly obese) so that the Elite never have to worry about these lumbering, slow-minded morons and slaves.

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Yep!!

Then shove it in your own mouth, while wearing your sisters panties, all the while singing God save the Queen!!

You can't join the Family. You are only born to it. You van join as a footsoldier, though. It doesn't necessarily meän mafia-like low level thug. Most politicians up to and including prime ministers and presidents are just that - footsoldiers. Expendable and totally replaceable individuals who are content with materialistic perus.

Perks, that is.

Start here...no soul deposit necessary!
www.illuminati.am

you will have to spread your butt cheeks several times daily.

OP sounds like they'd join darn near anything. How about the good guys? There must be some ass kicking good guys.

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