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Obama will wipe his ass with the Republicans. Clean sweep Landslide coming......

 
Brainsdonthurtabit (OP)

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So 47 million on food stamps is your definition of winning?

LOL WHATEVER!!
Thread: Obama's Vision For America
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Which evil clown on your non-rubber wearing side do you think will change that?
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit





ANY of them could do a better job than that assclown, hell even you would be a better president and we all know you're freaking as brain dead as they come.
 Quoting: Spudz


Well we we will see what the election results show won't we? Am I still the ass clown when Obama wins 38 states? There is no way in hell your vaginal probe loving republitards can win....Just won't happen. Ass probe.
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So 47 million on food stamps is your definition of winning?

LOL WHATEVER!!
Thread: Obama's Vision For America
 Quoting: Spudz


Which evil clown on your non-rubber wearing side do you think will change that?
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


Ron Paul.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Well, OK, but losers don't get the chance to govern.

Real world calling here bozo.
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Give it up Brain. When the election is over, they'll kick u to the curb.......
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Re: Obama will wipe his ass with the Republicans. Clean sweep Landslide coming......
List of impressive of Obama accomplishments:

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he ever was a foreigner.
First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in, a legal impossibility.
First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
First President to violate the War Powers Act.
First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico .
First President to defy a Federal Judge’s court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.
First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
First President to spend a trillion dollars on ‘shovel-ready’ jobs when there were no ‘shovel-ready’ jobs.
First President to abrogate bankruptcy law, screwing individuals holding bonds and preferred stock, to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
First President to by-pass Congressional constitutional authority and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
First President to demand a company hand over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space, by defunding NASA and converting its primary mission to making Muslims feel pride.
First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke-out on the reasons for their rate increases.
First President to tell a major manufacturing company (Boeing) in which State they are allowed to locate a factory.
First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
First President to fire an inspector general of Ameri-corps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
First President to appoint 45 czars to handle functions of officials requiring Senate advice and consent of appointment.
First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office, 90 to date & counting.
First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.
First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
First President to not know how to properly pronounce Navy ‘corpsman’.
First President to go on multiple global ‘apology tours’ and to bow to foreign rulers.
First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends, paid for by the taxpayer.
First President to say that America was not a Christian nation.
First President to have 22 taxpayer funded personal servants just for his wife.
First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
So how is this hope and change working out for ya? Don’t you feel better now?
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Give it up Brain. When the election is over, they'll kick u to the curb.......
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As of now....the polls show your full of shit........looks like you and the non-rubber wearing catholics will be on the curb.
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So 47 million on food stamps is your definition of winning?

LOL WHATEVER!!
Thread: Obama's Vision For America
 Quoting: Spudz


Which evil clown on your non-rubber wearing side do you think will change that?
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


Ron Paul.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Well, OK, but losers don't get the chance to govern.

Real world calling here bozo.
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


is this what you get off on? do you have some kind of political hard-on?

looking at your thread history, you spend WAY too much time trying to make the other party look stupid. you cant make a single post without calling somebody a name.

red karma from me...and i'll sign it.
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Re: Obama will wipe his ass with the Republicans. Clean sweep Landslide coming......
List of impressive of Obama accomplishments:

First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he ever was a foreigner.
First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in, a legal impossibility.
First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
First President to violate the War Powers Act.
First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico .
First President to defy a Federal Judge’s court order to cease implementing the Health Care Reform Law.
First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
First President to spend a trillion dollars on ‘shovel-ready’ jobs when there were no ‘shovel-ready’ jobs.
First President to abrogate bankruptcy law, screwing individuals holding bonds and preferred stock, to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
First President to by-pass Congressional constitutional authority and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
First President to demand a company hand over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.
First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space, by defunding NASA and converting its primary mission to making Muslims feel pride.
First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.
First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke-out on the reasons for their rate increases.
First President to tell a major manufacturing company (Boeing) in which State they are allowed to locate a factory.
First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
First President to fire an inspector general of Ameri-corps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
First President to appoint 45 czars to handle functions of officials requiring Senate advice and consent of appointment.
First President to golf 73 separate times in his first two and a half years in office, 90 to date & counting.
First President to hide his medical, educational and travel records.
First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
First President to not know how to properly pronounce Navy ‘corpsman’.
First President to go on multiple global ‘apology tours’ and to bow to foreign rulers.
First President to go on 17 lavish vacations, including date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends, paid for by the taxpayer.
First President to say that America was not a Christian nation.
First President to have 22 taxpayer funded personal servants just for his wife.
First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
So how is this hope and change working out for ya? Don’t you feel better now?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6240443



Looks like a list for all politicians.......I'm simply predicting the winner silly!!!!!!
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Obama will win by a landslide. I'm a registered repub. but see no hope. we cant get anybody on the same page for a positive debate on how to run the country. Obama is sitting back and enjoying the the show. He will make one last mesmorizing speech just before the election and that will be that.He is a talented and graceful speaker. Best this county has ever seen. He is full of promises and policies that pull voters his way. this time will be an even bigger win because even though he didnt deliver on all his promises, he got the ball rolling. The gop nominees cant quit tripping over their own dicks. Obahma by a landslide like last time. I will still vote differently though, depending on which douche we get to pic from on the gop.tomato
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Which evil clown on your non-rubber wearing side do you think will change that?
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


Ron Paul.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Well, OK, but losers don't get the chance to govern.

Real world calling here bozo.
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


is this what you get off on? do you have some kind of political hard-on?

looking at your thread history, you spend WAY too much time trying to make the other party look stupid. you cant make a single post without calling somebody a name.

red karma from me...and i'll sign it.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead



Oh...sorry...I just hate people that vote Republican...They are so fucking stupid. (unless they make 1000000/year or more of course)
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cruise

Related to his poster child failure, just today:

[link to news.yahoo.com] cruise




Obama helps form a Palestinian state: FAIL :cruise:

Obama direct talks with its enemies: FAIL :cruise:

Obamacare: FAIL :cruise:

Obama shovel ready jobs: shovel shit maybe - FAIL cruise

Obama lift 2 million out of poverty: FAIL 6 million fallen into poverty cruise

Change we can believe in, oh I believe it changed. cruise
*Insert noble phrase here*
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cruise

Related to his poster child failure, just today:

[link to news.yahoo.com] cruise




Obama helps form a Palestinian state: FAIL :cruise:

Obama direct talks with its enemies: FAIL :cruise:

Obamacare: FAIL :cruise:

Obama shovel ready jobs: shovel shit maybe - FAIL cruise

Obama lift 2 million out of poverty: FAIL 6 million fallen into poverty cruise

Change we can believe in, oh I believe it changed. cruise
 Quoting: American Poet


I'm all for it. Drill baby drill ends ultimately in nowhere else to drill.... you stupid ass wipe.
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You know what politically funny...

Our friends in space made them sing.

And then we cringed before and after.

See, the GREATEST SHOW in the UNIVERSE..

... IS SHOWING YOU WHO IN CHARGE!!!.

Truly, truly, hehehehe, TRULY!.
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cruise

Related to his poster child failure, just today:

[link to news.yahoo.com] cruise




Obama helps form a Palestinian state: FAIL :cruise:

Obama direct talks with its enemies: FAIL :cruise:

Obamacare: FAIL :cruise:

Obama shovel ready jobs: shovel shit maybe - FAIL cruise

Obama lift 2 million out of poverty: FAIL 6 million fallen into poverty cruise

Change we can believe in, oh I believe it changed. cruise
 Quoting: American Poet


I'm all for it. Drill baby drill ends ultimately in nowhere else to drill.... you stupid ass wipe.
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


wrong, there is enough oil for generations.
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Brainsdonthurtabit (OP)

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Can I put a rubber over santorum's mouth so I won't get my brain pregnant with dumb thoughts?
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Can I put a rubber over santorum's mouth so I won't get my brain pregnant with dumb thoughts?
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


that is some insightful political commentary. you really know your stuff!!
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Can I put a rubber over santorum's mouth so I won't get my brain pregnant with dumb thoughts?
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit



If you take the one out of your ass YOUR President if fucking you with, then you should have one available. tounge
*Insert noble phrase here*
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cruise

Related to his poster child failure, just today:

[link to news.yahoo.com] cruise




Obama helps form a Palestinian state: FAIL :cruise:

Obama direct talks with its enemies: FAIL :cruise:

Obamacare: FAIL :cruise:

Obama shovel ready jobs: shovel shit maybe - FAIL cruise

Obama lift 2 million out of poverty: FAIL 6 million fallen into poverty cruise

Change we can believe in, oh I believe it changed. cruise
 Quoting: American Poet


I'm all for it. Drill baby drill ends ultimately in nowhere else to drill.... you stupid ass wipe.
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


wrong, there is enough oil for generations.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Well, you say that, but that means nothing. China and India's rise will force competition for what is left. It's time to quit being cave men and work to find new clean ways to power your penis pump.
Romney has a Swiss bank account and you have a double-wide. The American Dream! Vote for You Dummy!
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Can I put a rubber over santorum's mouth so I won't get my brain pregnant with dumb thoughts?
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If you take the one out of your ass YOUR President if fucking you with, then you should have one available. tounge
 Quoting: American Poet


Ha Ha Good one!
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Romney sits down to pee.

Paul pees in his diaper

Santorum doesn't pee (or at least lies about the pee)

Gingrich drinks pee to see where it came from.
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


santorum pees in vaginas and impregnates them bitches like a Jesus man.
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cruise

Related to his poster child failure, just today:

[link to news.yahoo.com] cruise




Obama helps form a Palestinian state: FAIL :cruise:

Obama direct talks with its enemies: FAIL :cruise:

Obamacare: FAIL :cruise:

Obama shovel ready jobs: shovel shit maybe - FAIL cruise

Obama lift 2 million out of poverty: FAIL 6 million fallen into poverty cruise

Change we can believe in, oh I believe it changed. cruise
 Quoting: American Poet


I'm all for it. Drill baby drill ends ultimately in nowhere else to drill.... you stupid ass wipe.
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


wrong, there is enough oil for generations.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Well, you say that, but that means nothing. China and India's rise will force competition for what is left. It's time to quit being cave men and work to find new clean ways to power your penis pump.
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


my penis pump doesnt run on petro products.
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IT'S called the DIEBOLD EFFECT.
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Gingrich is your best candidate...Too bad he has a history of being the opposite of what he now wants us to believe he is. He is a smart fucker however. One of his former "coaches" once said of him, " If he (Gingrich) saw the country leaning in a liberal direction he would lead the way"
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IT'S called the DIEBOLD EFFECT.
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All losers say that. Its bullshit, but that's the Republican way. Right voter ID lover?
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I'm all for it. Drill baby drill ends ultimately in nowhere else to drill.... you stupid ass wipe.
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


wrong, there is enough oil for generations.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Well, you say that, but that means nothing. China and India's rise will force competition for what is left. It's time to quit being cave men and work to find new clean ways to power your penis pump.
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


my penis pump doesnt run on petro products.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Sorry... I have the diesel powered one. Got it with my SSI bitches!!!!
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Why does Ron Paul look like Uncle Fester?
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wrong, there is enough oil for generations.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Well, you say that, but that means nothing. China and India's rise will force competition for what is left. It's time to quit being cave men and work to find new clean ways to power your penis pump.
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


my penis pump doesnt run on petro products.
 Quoting: MrOysterhead


Sorry... I have the diesel powered one. Got it with my SSI bitches!!!!
 Quoting: Brainsdonthurtabit


gross, your crotch must smell of fuel and exhaust.
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Why does Ron Paul look like Uncle Fester?
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man, you make such good points. you should have your own show or something.

FYI, uncle fester was a bald, pale, fat man you moron.
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obama would win anyway ,but the war with iran will be underway by the election.he will have stole thier thunder and will win by a landslide.witch will piss off people like me who realy wanted change.there were other canidates in the last election who i actualy belived in, however, in our 2party system a vote for them=throwing it away.american democracy is dead
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Remember when Romney put his dog in a car carrier on the roof of his SUV and went cross-country? Holy hell what a card that guy is!
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Could be....I don't think so.....there are a lot of people VERY upset with Obama.... Very upset.... I guess we will see....under no circumstances could I vote for Obama

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