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ONLY JESUS CHRIST can SAVE YOU.

 
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ONLY JESUS CHRIST can SAVE YOU.
You will find salvation nowhere else.

Look to Christ.
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Go with Christ bra
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Go with Christ bra
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In an increasingly scary world, only JESUS CHRIST can bring you peace.
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The chosen ones will rise, as was ordained. Those that only bow to Jesus.
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mccappannanny or somethin' like that he told such blantant untruths which is wrong an he must go to hell in the fires an with jesus and the brigade for all of an eternity an forever more before its too late an unavoided
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The chosen ones will rise, as was ordained. Those that only bow to Jesus.
 Quoting: SoulwalkerNZ


ONLY CHRIST.

Does "Allah" bring peace to Muslims? No. They are more violent than ever.

Does Atheism bring peace to its believers? No. They are more uncertain than ever.

Does New-Age Creeds and Beliefs bring peace to those who follow them? No. They are always searching for the new fad.


Only the ETERNAL JESUS CHRIST, SON OF THE LORD GOD of who DIED and was then RAISED so that WE MIGHT HAVE ETERNAL LIFE,

BESTOWS PEACE.
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02/23/2012 01:34 AM
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Dude, fuck off.
This is a conspiracy site not somewhere to push your dogma.
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The chosen ones will rise, as was ordained. Those that only bow to Jesus.
 Quoting: SoulwalkerNZ


yeshua never asked anyone to bow to him.
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The chosen ones will rise, as was ordained. Those that only bow to Jesus.
 Quoting: SoulwalkerNZ


yeshua never asked anyone to bow to him.
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nor did he ask anyone to kneel for him

if anything, he would bow to you, and kneel to you.

yoda
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The chosen ones will rise, as was ordained. Those that only bow to Jesus.
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yeshua never asked anyone to bow to him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1747431


nor did he ask anyone to kneel for him

if anything, he would bow to you, and kneel to you.

yoda
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and yeshua would tell you, you can save yourSELF, by walking in my footsteps.

To be saved by christ, means to walk in the footsteps of christ. Not look up to some man in the sky, but to connect deep within with your inner essence and walk with the spirit, as ONE. To break through the barriers of division and end polarity. That is how one is SAVED. the example of christ. Not jesus himself.
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Does Atheism bring peace to its believers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


Showing, once again, the complete lack of brain power that has become a stereotype of the bible thumpers. Well done. You have just helped perpetuate your own stupid stereotype.
Be aware of what you KNOW and what you BELIEVE. Don't ever let what you believe block the path of knowledge, for knowledge is truth. Belief is a temporary crutch at best, and crutches are for disabled people.
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he will save only black people
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the only place of salvation is where the christians aren't.

no other religion bleats so much hot air.
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You will find salvation nowhere else.

Look to Christ.
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You will find salvation nowhere else.

Look to Christ TEACHINGS.
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/fixed that for you.

And he said seek ye first your Father in Heaven.
And he WILL teach you all things so that you may also be as perfect as your Father in Heaven.

But good job on missing out the details.
Knowing the evils of soul, that is understanding.

Departing from the soul's evil, that is wisdom.
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Dude, fuck off.
This is a conspiracy site not somewhere to push your dogma.
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Ah yes, the dogma.

Maybe, the universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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Dude, fuck off.
This is a conspiracy site not somewhere to push your dogma.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9252873



Ah yes, the dogma.

Maybe, the universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9720175


I wish I could 5 star your post. I'm glad I escaped that bullshit growing up in a catholic family. Always seemed a little fucked up to me. Actually, a lot fucked up.
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Dude, fuck off.
This is a conspiracy site not somewhere to push your dogma.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9252873



Ah yes, the dogma.

Maybe, the universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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Hahahahahha best explaination ive heard.
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Dude, fuck off.
This is a conspiracy site not somewhere to push your dogma.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9252873



Ah yes, the dogma.

Maybe, the universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9720175


I wish I could 5 star your post. I'm glad I escaped that bullshit growing up in a catholic family. Always seemed a little fucked up to me. Actually, a lot fucked up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6163527


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Re: ONLY JESUS CHRIST can SAVE YOU.
Dude, fuck off.
This is a conspiracy site not somewhere to push your dogma.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9252873



Ah yes, the dogma.

Maybe, the universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9720175


Hahahahahha best explaination ive heard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9252873


The power of religion to sway logic is more omnipotent than the God it proposes to represent.
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You will find salvation nowhere else.

Look to Christ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


He can certainly save you from having to think.

Useful for those frightened of brain function.
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Dude, fuck off.
This is a conspiracy site not somewhere to push your dogma.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9252873



Ah yes, the dogma.

Maybe, the universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9720175


Hahahahahha best explaination ive heard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9252873


The power of religion to sway logic is more omnipotent than the God it proposes to represent.
 Quoting: danwa


Yup espically if you are indroctrinated since birth, then it is almost impossible to bring them back.
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Dude, fuck off.
This is a conspiracy site not somewhere to push your dogma.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9252873



Ah yes, the dogma.

Maybe, the universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9720175


I wish I could 5 star your post. I'm glad I escaped that bullshit growing up in a catholic family. Always seemed a little fucked up to me. Actually, a lot fucked up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6163527


May your heart be pure hf
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You will find salvation nowhere else.

Look to Christ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


Get fucked by a three titted goat.
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Dude, fuck off.
This is a conspiracy site not somewhere to push your dogma.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9252873



Ah yes, the dogma.

Maybe, the universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9720175


Hahahahahha best explaination ive heard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9252873


The power of religion to sway logic is more omnipotent than the God it proposes to represent.
 Quoting: danwa



Hence, dogma required to keep the masses glued to the outside of the fish bowl
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You will find salvation nowhere else.

Look to Christ.
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Get fucked by a three titted goat.
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rofl
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Christianity makes me sick, and so do all the christian idiots who try to peddle their beliefs. Why don't you just piss off and go somewhere else.
You haven't got a clue. You haven't got a thinking brain either.
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The chosen ones will rise, as was ordained. Those that only bow to Jesus.
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yeshua never asked anyone to bow to him.
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ohyeah

36Be always on the watch, and pray that you may be able to escape all that is about to happen, and that you may be able to stand before the Son of Man. Luke 21:36
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Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

John 14:6
KJV

BELIEVE PEOPLE before it's too late.

[Source: [link to kingjbible.com]
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