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Absence makes the heart grow fonder...right??

 
malu
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ok ladies,,, i need to write a love letter today, my woman is going out of town on a three day trip, what should be in this letter? i can still smell her perfume on me, i have today to see her, and then she will be off, i want to rock her world,, any suggestions?
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
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rex suggested this last night:

ROAD LESS TRAVELED

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth

Then took the other as just as fair
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet, knowing how way leads onto way
I doubted if I should ever come back

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence
Two roads diverged in a wood
And I took the one less traveled by
And that has made all the difference


Robert Frost






would this be appropriate?
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
Octo

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11/05/2005 09:51 AM
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One moment sarge...book
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11/05/2005 09:52 AM
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She probably already knows you couldn´t write a love letter to save your life so just buy her an expensive gift instead. i´m sure she will appreciate it more.....
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11/05/2005 09:53 AM
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hi malu sugarplum! Awww, you´re going to be lonely! You´ll survive and be that much happier to see her when she gets back :)

The poem...erm, is a little confusing. Maybe it´s just that I´m not awake yet.

Octo! blobr hi sweetie! woohoo
Over the side and damn the barracuda
malu (OP)

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no expensive gifts, she is a very rich woman, she likes simple things,, like me :)
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

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U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
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Yes,,,her absence leaves you with your thoughts and memories of her,,,gives you time to stop and meditate on what she means to you....the scent of her perfume,,,her hair,,,the way she walks...you´re left with poetry...hf
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The Frost poem would be appropriate if you´re dumping her.

Are you cheating on her while she´s gone?

If so, the Frost poem will nail the coffin.
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You sound seriously love sick malu!


Absence makes the love grow fonder.....



Hi to all the lovely ladies here too!
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I wake filled with thoughts of you. Your portrait and the intoxicating evening which we spent yesterday have left my senses in turmoil.
Sweet incomparable [insert name here], what a strange effect you have on my heart!
Are you angry?
Do I see you looking sad? Are you worried? ...
My soul aches with sorrow, and there can be no rest for your lover; but is there still more in store for me when, yielding to the profound feelings which overwhelm me, I draw from your lips, from your heart a love which consumes me with fire? Ah! it was last night that I fully realized how false an image of you your portrait gives!
You are leaving at noon; I shall see you in [insert time of absence here].
Until then, mio dolce amor, a thousand kisses; but give me none in return, for they set my blood on fire.

ratdance

Napoleon Bonaparte to Josephine De Beauharnais
Paris, December 1795
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good morning ladies,, coffee? wul,, a shot? no,, i won´t be cheating on her as i would be cheating on myself,,, yep,, skip the poem,, think rex was setting me up,, hehehehe
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
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geees octo,,, that is a take! oh boy,, been awhile since this forum had any life,,, so good to see you all
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
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11/05/2005 09:58 AM
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Wiley and Wul, good morning!!
coffeecup

Damn my pc.s slow this morning 30.2 Kbps, think I´ll just stay in the slow lane until I figure out what I can do about it.
Over the side and damn the barracuda
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Shadow, Wiley, Wul....aawww grouphugsmoochhugs


of course you should write her a letter, malu stoner
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11/05/2005 10:00 AM
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Hey Malu-

I´m not a woman but check this poem out-maybe
it will give you some inspiration...


[link to www.amazon.com]
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11/05/2005 10:02 AM
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"Sweet incomparable [insert name here],"

Just don´t forget to take out the "[insert name here]" part.

oops
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i write to her at least once a week, and flowers, but i want to really rock her world and miss me to no end while she is gone,,, i will check out your link,,, more coffee anyone? oregeno?

stoner
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
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Good morning to you all...grouphug


As I told Malu...I´m off to work now...

dance


Keep this one going for him until she gets back...cheer
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11/05/2005 10:06 AM
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It has been said that absence makes the heart grow fonder...for somebody else.

Malu, do you sense this? Is this the reason you want to "rock her world"? So that she doesn´t forget you?
Wul

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Love For Love

Ithers seek they ken na what,
Features, carriage, and a´ that;
Gie me love in her I court,
Love to love maks a´ the sport.

Let love sparkle in her e´e;
Let her lo´e nae man but me;
That´s the tocher-gude I prize,
There the luver´s treasure lies.


Want a translation?

1rof1



Edit: Dr Stupid break the URL in two please!
malu (OP)

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make sure you take the lunch i packed you wiley!

great poem,, mr,, errr,, stupid? but i can not copy and paste it, to write it later,,, any suggestions?

octo,,, quit pointing that at me!! you know what! any advice darling? copied your poem
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
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not much of a girlfriend... last night you stated that you´ve been celibate for three years now.

try good luck and goodbye.

or were you just making time last night trying for the sympathy fuck?

either way your kung fu is WEAK... sad and sorry.
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Malu, do you sense this? Is this the reason you want to "rock her world"? So that she doesn´t forget you?

i want her heart to ache, her skin beg for my hands, her lips for mine, i want her to throw me down and make love to me the next she lays eyes on mine,, yep,,,,that is all i want
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
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Malu, here´s a better link:

[link to www.forties.net]
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I knew you´d like it, malu stoner


hey AC 1345...have you never been in love?
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oh, and BTW, it´s not absence that makes the heart grow fonder, it´s abstinencetomato
Octo

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Absence

I have scarcely left you
when you go in me, crystalline,
or trembling,
or uneasy, wounded by me
or overwhelmed with love, as when your eyes
close upon the gift of life
that without cease I give you.

My love,
we have found each other
thirsty and we have
drunk up all the water and the blood,
we found each other
hungry
and we bit each other
as fire bites,
leaving wounds in us.

But wait for me,
keep for me your sweetness.
I will give you too
a rose.
rose


Pablo Neruda
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dude please...

just eat her cootie coot
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I Crave Your Mouth

I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.
Silent, starving I prowl through the streets.
Bread does not nourish me, dawn disquiets me,
I search the liquid sound of your steps all day.
I hunger for your sleek laugh,
For your hands the color of the wild grain,
I hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails,
I want to eat your skin like a whole almond.

I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your loveliness,
The nose, sovereign of your arrogant face,
I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes,

And I walk hungry, smelling the twilight
Looking for you, for your hot heart,
Like a puma in the barren wilderness.

~ Pablo Neruda
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Re: Absence makes the heart grow fonder...right??
Careful using other people´s old love letters, Malu.

The words sometimes carry their own karma.

Napoleon might have been powerful but things ended badly for him.

If you haven´t "rocked her world" already, a plagerized poem isn´t going to do it.

Don´t you know your OWN heart?
Don´t you have your OWN words?

Is it necessary to perform a confessional for a 3 day absense?


Give her a single flower, look her in the eyes and tell her you will see her when she returns. Have some self respect, man.


!
malu (OP)

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hahahaha,,, it is saturday morning, we have a good group of friends here, it is idle chit chat over coffee and oregeno,,, relax

i love her with all my heart, and i am her rock through some troubled waters, i am always there for her, we fit

but having additional advice from selected sources has always proven helpful
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto

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