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Absence makes the heart grow fonder...right??

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2005 11:07 AM
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Re: Absence makes the heart grow fonder...right??
You would actually consider something Rex said?

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malu (OP)

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11/05/2005 11:09 AM
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Quit tryin to pick up cartoon chicks at GLP Malu.

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can you read? omg,,, there are so many threads you could post on,, why mine? this is for friends, and anyone of positive spirit,,, and rex does have a crotch!

ok ,,, need to start writing,, thanks for all the inspiration,, i will be back and forth for the rest of the day,,, ladies,, thank you, you know who you are! and so do i...

edit: rex is probably one of the most brilliant people here,, if you knew her
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

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Malu´s Girlfriend
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11/05/2005 11:09 AM
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Re: Absence makes the heart grow fonder...right??
Don´t make me kick your ass....AGAIN!
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11/05/2005 11:14 AM
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oops

and rex does have a crotch!

with a fucking cock hanging in the middle of it

sheepsheepsheepsheepsheep
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11/05/2005 11:18 AM
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edit: rex is probably one of the most brilliant people here,, if you knew her

I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE FULL OF SHIT

BUT I NOW STAND CORRECTED

you are full of shit and as dumb as a fucking doorknob
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2005 11:21 AM
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Re: Absence makes the heart grow fonder...right??
Theme song from Candy

I dont know where I come from, I dont know where Im going to.

If there should be a reason, I would be the last to know.

So get me there, as fast as you can.

>Candy was a visionary peice of film, that took parts of true society, as it was and told the truth.

We now live in the era of force sales.

They´ll sell it to you, like it or not, they´ll even suck or lick you off, to get it into you.
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2005 11:22 AM
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Anything even remotely resembling a woman will turn Malu´s head round and round.

You have to understand, its not his fault, he was born that way.

Nothing personal Malu.
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11/05/2005 11:23 AM
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11/05/2005 11:25 AM
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shall i wear my trousers rolled?
Dare I eat a peach?

May you should serenade her with a love song instead. can you sing?
SHR
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11/05/2005 11:32 AM
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Jeeezus, three days? What are you like twelve years old? Get a fucking grip. If you write some sappy heavy hearted shit for that you you should take the time alone to build yourself a nice little shelf, and then go put your sack on it. Maybe during the loooong time apart you can light a candle and put some Eric Carmen on the stereo and have yourself a nice cry.
malu (OP)

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11/05/2005 11:33 AM
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got the first page done

dance

on a roll now! no i can´t sing, but i can dance,, especially between the sheets darling! hehehe

give me some hints to a womans heart! starting page two,, see ya´ll soon
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
Anonymous Coward
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11/05/2005 11:34 AM
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i´m still waiting for the "i haven´t been laid in three years" testosterone ego to kick in

and then hear about how he is going to kick everyone´s ass

and then pull out all his weapons, blow us to pieces and then go into survival mode so he can gnaw the meat off our bones later

i could go on and on and on and...

or just say he is generally full of shit. i will say he gets a lot of cyber sex for being such a pussy in real life

bet them muscles come in handy while plagiarizing somebody elses "love" poem...
SHR
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11/05/2005 11:34 AM
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And don´t act like your not just pandering to a bunch of GLP chicks, like always, with this bullshit.
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11/05/2005 11:37 AM
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Re: Absence makes the heart grow fonder...right??
Geez, three days?

Go do something on your own you baby.

If you are that needy I would be happy to be away from you for three days.

Bla
malu (OP)

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11/05/2005 11:48 AM
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Re: Absence makes the heart grow fonder...right??
plenty of other threads to post on if this is not your cup of tea...

ok,, page two done, and i don´t see any helpful info,, just a bunch of chatter clatter,,, time to wing it!

*octo? do you have any detonators? fresh out*
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
Malu´s mind
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11/05/2005 11:55 AM
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Oh, Octo...It is with a heavy heart that I write this to you....Oh to have you here with me, Maybe you can join me one day, but Alas you are just a cartoon. But that´s Ok, because I can wax the Bishop to any cartoon, just ask wonder woman.
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11/05/2005 12:00 PM
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*octo? do you have any detonators? fresh out*

the love poem is not going so well, LOOKOUT!!!

i think he is going to blow his cock off so he won´t have to make love after three years of abstinence.

WHEW... lucky girl!
malu (OP)

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11/05/2005 12:04 PM
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page three is done! rolling now... need a beer and a little stoner for creative inspiration, since i am not getting any here.....

so are you trying to say that octo does not look like that in real life? say it ain´t sooooooo! rex too huh? shadow? wow,,, my world has just been shattered!

1rof1
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
SHR
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11/05/2005 12:05 PM
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Ok, I gotta run, had my laughs and now I´m going to go repair a Hydrolic system, that´s something that men might do between soap operas. What I would do if my lady was going to be gone for three whole entire long days would be to cut off a lock of my hair and give it to her and I would give her some of my clothes to wear so she won´t forget me and I would call her every hour or so to let her know I miss her terribly and I´m incredibly sad and alone and then I would put on her dress and pretend I was her and I would talk to myself. Either that or I would have a Poker game and get drunk with the boys and talk way too loud.
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11/05/2005 12:06 PM
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Malu if you´re really sure then.......

Add at the end "Love, Devotion and Surrender".
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11/05/2005 12:13 PM
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damn, already done with page three

let´s here it bro... or is it only for the ladies?
malu (OP)

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11/05/2005 12:26 PM
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i like that scimtar,,, i will add that,, and yep,, i am sure

not going to share the letter, sorry fellas,,, that is between me and her, but i will share the results.... maybe :)
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
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11/05/2005 12:37 PM
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flip ua flip malu has a woman flip malu has a woman flip
malu has a woman flip malu has a woman flip


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malu (OP)

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11/05/2005 12:40 PM
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ok,,, signed sealed,,, and delivery is near,,,

just to make it clear, i posted on a whim, with a suggestion from a friend here at glp, it is not the fact that i am going to die with out her for three days, it is the point that she requested a letter to have with her while she is gone,,, that she will read over and over until her return

to those of you that helped,,, thank you very much, means the world to me, as does she
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

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11/05/2005 12:46 PM
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bandSo dry your tears, I seh.flip

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
’ere, little darlin’, don’t shed no tears:
No, woman, no cry.

koolaid fer ye malule
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11/05/2005 12:54 PM
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´Everything’s gonna be all right!´

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malu (OP)

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11/05/2005 01:03 PM
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oh i am not worried about her at all, i trust her unconditionally,,

just hoping to have a little fun here while i sort out my thoughts,, but they are on paper now,,, just trying to figure out how i want to deliver it,,, walk in, kiss her, give her the letter and walk?
"By way of deception, thou shalt do war."

Israel's Mossad

"The truth shall set you free."

U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto
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11/05/2005 01:04 PM
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11/05/2005 01:18 PM
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just speak from the heart Malu, you can´t go wrong flower
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11/05/2005 01:18 PM
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You know what pisses me off, Octo?

Is that I rented space to a know-it-all young doctors wife, who was in there for two weeks and then she said I was not managing things right.

She took her client out and I was out some money.

This money, I was supposed to have brought a birthday present with.

I was so mad at her, I could have kicked her.

When it comes time to rent out space any more, I am going to do a thorough background check and not go on trust.

I should have guessed at first, she said that she knew everything and was climbing barriers, like a monkey.

This really pissess me off.

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