"No, I told you a million times. Our church is gonna be classy! I'm Justin Miller! We'll have a podium wide enough for me, my two holy bouncers, and, most critically, our holy shout-out number. We'll have a bangin banner as wide as the podium with some clouds and the words Church, Lord, God, and Jesus. Also, we'll get one of them fake trees to show we ain't just some regular operation. Hold up. Hold up. Make it 4 trees...and a little bush to set down in front. I want the bouncers to hold up open Bibles the entire time and follow anything I say with nothing but MHM, YEP, AMEN, or PRAISE THE LORD. For visual effects, I want our website to bounce around near the bottom and a blue screen in the back for whenever Brother Jeremiah can figure out how to make it look like we're standing in heaven."