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If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him?

 
Gitchie
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If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him?
Whats a good name for Jesus when he comes back?
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Me Lord?
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The Evil Anal Probing ET Motherfucker!
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Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him?
Whatever name translates as "Eternal King"

I think that is apropriate.
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He Hate Me
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Whatever name translates as "Eternal King"

I think that is apropriate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1298522


or "Eternal Ruler."
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Whats a good name for Jesus when he comes back?
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If you are speaking of the Son of God. His name is not Jesus to begin with, it is Yeshua. Nobody in His entire life called Him Jesus.
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02/23/2012 06:46 PM
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He is here. his name is Sergey Mavrodi. Read his Fire Bible (Сын Люцифера)
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He won't come back. Can you even imagine how embarrassing that would be?
From what I gather, he wanted us to learn to help ourselves.
As with any messiah type soul.
Epic fucking fail.
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Who's to say it'll be a he?
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kenneth
 Quoting: Stinky McMuffin


Perfect
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
~George Carlin


I do not hand out bad karma. Ever.

You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone.


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lol
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"Cuddles"
=Irony for sending people to hell
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Patient File # B-01-214 (John Doe)

If Jesus returns, he would be diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic/sociopath and locked away!
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She'nequa
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Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him?
whatever your own name is.
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02/23/2012 07:15 PM
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Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him?
Adonai.

Or simply just "Big Jeeese."

There you go.
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02/23/2012 07:32 PM
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Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him?
Well Jesus isnt his real name anyway, It was Issa, or hebrewized it was Yeshua, so if we call him Jesus it will be a new name to him.

His americanized name will be Jeebus.
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Bob.
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