If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him?

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If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him?
Gitchie User ID: 1393027 United States 02/23/2012 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Whats a good name for Jesus when he comes back?

GeekOfTheWeek User ID: 11223926 United States 02/23/2012 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Me Lord? I love physics. It bonds us eternally, it's what makes our computers work, it's what's in my morning cup of coffee, it's the thing that keeps the universe from vanishing due to lack of belief...
Thomas Dolby User ID: 37525 Canada 02/23/2012 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? The Real Terminator ! "So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up" "So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11329016 Australia 02/23/2012 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? The Evil Anal Probing ET Motherfucker!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10919270 United Kingdom 02/23/2012 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? ron paul
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1298522 United States 02/23/2012 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Whatever name translates as "Eternal King" I think that is apropriate.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 11332421 France 02/23/2012 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Obama
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11170541 United States 02/23/2012 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? The Dude
apprentice User ID: 1403418 United States 02/23/2012 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? He Hate Me
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1298522 United States 02/23/2012 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Whatever name translates as "Eternal King" I think that is apropriate. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1298522 or "Eternal Ruler."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1491473 United States 02/23/2012 06:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Whats a good name for Jesus when he comes back? Quoting: Gitchie 1393027 If you are speaking of the Son of God. His name is not Jesus to begin with, it is Yeshua. Nobody in His entire life called Him Jesus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2830502 United States 02/23/2012 06:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? He is here. his name is Sergey Mavrodi. Read his Fire Bible (Сын Люцифера)
Kaylee User ID: 11311369 United States 02/23/2012 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Donald Shimoda When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11333138 United States 02/23/2012 06:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? JimBob
Kaylee User ID: 11311369 United States 02/23/2012 06:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? He won't come back. Can you even imagine how embarrassing that would be? From what I gather, he wanted us to learn to help ourselves. As with any messiah type soul. Epic fucking fail. When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone.
wil b wuz User ID: 1343403 United States 02/23/2012 06:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Who's to say it'll be a he?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 11300112 Australia 02/23/2012 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Hamish
Stinky McMuffin User ID: 9015634 United Kingdom 02/23/2012 06:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? kenneth
Daikirai User ID: 1528322 Netherlands 02/23/2012 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Paul. Chi pecora si fa, il lupo se la mangia
Kaylee User ID: 11311369 United States 02/23/2012 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? kenneth Quoting: Stinky McMuffin Perfect When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. ~George Carlin I do not hand out bad karma. Ever. You can find me on paltalk from 8pm to 8am EST .. In the adult section look for the room "Addicted To The Virus". We welcome everyone.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11303960 Portugal 02/23/2012 06:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? lol

Fine Material User ID: 1155915 United States 02/23/2012 06:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? "Cuddles" =Irony for sending people to hell.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11329936 United States 02/23/2012 06:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Jessejohn
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9746155 United States 02/23/2012 06:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Patient File # B-01-214 (John Doe) If Jesus returns, he would be diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic/sociopath and locked away!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11300112 Australia 02/23/2012 06:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Jessejohn Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11329936 She'nequa
stefanos User ID: 7139500 Canada 02/23/2012 07:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? whatever your own name is.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 10582736 United States 02/23/2012 07:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Adonai. Or simply just "Big Jeeese." There you go.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11293252 Japan 02/23/2012 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Well Jesus isnt his real name anyway, It was Issa, or hebrewized it was Yeshua, so if we call him Jesus it will be a new name to him. His americanized name will be Jeebus.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1405576 United States 02/23/2012 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Smilie
Anonymous Coward User ID: 4272021 United States 02/23/2012 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? Bob.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11329605 Mexico 02/23/2012 07:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: If Jesus were to come back he would need a new name. What would you name him? RUSS
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