Another jewish Beats The System...

Ryan Braun, last seasons National League MVP and a practicing jewish, tested positive for elevated levels of testosterone last October. The results of said test are indicative of the use of performance enhancing drugs. Under MLB's new penalties, he was handed a 50 game suspension. Case closed, just like every other drug or fight or whatever suspension in the history of the game, right? Wrong. Braun appealed the decision and "somehow" ended up pleading his case in front of an independent arbitrator named Shyam Das. Really you can't fucking make this shit up. long story short, suspension lifted citing a technicality with the chain of possession of Brauns sample. It was supposed to get sent out on a Friday and didnt go out until Monday. Maybe the lab was in a hurry to start the Sabath? Anywho, just another example of the Jewish people in power abusing said power and throwing in the face of the nation. Seriously, EVERY other player who has EVER been suspended by baseball has had to serve his suspension up until the golden boy Hebrew Hammer gets caught.

Dont expect to read this angle anywhere or hear it on ESPN. I'm petty sure even mentioning that the arbitrator is a fellow jewish would get you labeled as anti-Semitic.