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I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:37 AM
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why don't you all try to find a real woman intstead? real is always better.
go for quiet wall flower types. that will love the attention and will treat you well.
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02/25/2012 12:41 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
So, Its a vibrator for men? Without the vibrations.

Make sure you hold tight to it. You don't want that thing working it's way into your colon.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


Sheesh hell no! You dont stick it up your ass ffs. You stick your dick in it.

Only fags and women stick things up the pooper.

Imagine a large flashlight lined on the inside with silicone fake skin shaped like a cooch. Thats what it is.

BTW i dont have one. Im just reporting the facts.
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02/25/2012 12:48 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Does it make sandwiches?
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02/25/2012 12:55 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
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[link to lmgtfy.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405

You wanted people to ask questions, I asked. I didn't ask for the google page.
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02/25/2012 12:57 AM
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Was it tested in the factory before it shipped?
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02/25/2012 01:02 AM

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So, Its a vibrator for men? Without the vibrations.

Make sure you hold tight to it. You don't want that thing working it's way into your colon.
 Quoting: Aunty Flo


Sheesh hell no! You dont stick it up your ass ffs. You stick your dick in it.

Only fags and women stick things up the pooper.

Imagine a large flashlight lined on the inside with silicone fake skin shaped like a cooch. Thats what it is.

BTW i dont have one. Im just reporting the facts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6994353


Ohhh, I get it. Sheesh.
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02/25/2012 06:17 PM
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cruise
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02/25/2012 06:20 PM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
feels like the a real one?
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02/25/2012 06:26 PM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
I've never seen one before, someone wanna take a pic or vid and send it to me?

(i'm a chick)
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02/25/2012 06:44 PM
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Wanker?
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02/25/2012 06:46 PM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Does feel pritty close to the real thing, heard some people say its better but, it dont moan so cant say that myself haha
Be sure to get the cleaning alchole because it builds up with mold easily and u dont want that shit getting in you :0
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02/25/2012 06:49 PM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
I now have the urge to gouge out my eyes
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02/25/2012 07:03 PM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Stoya destroya and one other

I started with the regular pink lady.

Astroglide a towel and Ipad for porn is all i need.

Next up im getting the STU.

I was banging my wife today doing a quickie with her legs up.
I had just got off twice two nights before with my fleshlight.

Was thinking to myself the fleshlight is actually superior to a regular vag.

Best male toy out there huh OP.
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02/25/2012 07:06 PM
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Stoya destroya

best yet

do get a texture, otherwise you might as well bang the real thing.

It will suck the cum out of you and leave you twitching literally. It't that good.

go ahead and see if you can last 2 minutes.
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02/25/2012 07:11 PM

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Was thinking to myself the fleshlight is actually superior to a regular vag.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9352559


thats the problem with sex toys- they desensitize you.

throw it away !!!
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 07:13 PM
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why don't you all buy a real doll instead? real doll is always better.

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FIXED!
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02/25/2012 07:16 PM
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[link to www.realdoll.com]

ohyeah
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02/25/2012 07:16 PM
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why don't you all try to find a real woman intstead? real is always better.
go for quiet wall flower types. that will love the attention and will treat you well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1506317


I know. Its funny reading about losers,

Real women are the best !
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02/25/2012 07:19 PM
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I know. Its funny reading about losers,

 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINATI


People who fuck themselves are losers?

I would have thought you'd know better than that.
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02/25/2012 07:19 PM
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Brown large envelope, no identifying description
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405


cool beans, ima get myself one of these bad boys
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234


Be careful when ordering from Adam & eve. i purchased a rabbit for my ex once, It came in the large brown envelope as well, how ever the packaging for the actual product is form fitting, so an imaginitive mine can quite easily "feel" whats inside. fortunately flesh lights come in a regular box
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405


well amazon have it for £37.95 which is a bargain. cant wait
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234


buy a used one off there... save some money.

lmao
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02/25/2012 07:20 PM
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why don't you all try to find a real woman intstead? real is always better.
go for quiet wall flower types. that will love the attention and will treat you well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1506317

The fleshlight won't get pregnant, it shouldn't give you VD and when your finished you don't have to talk to it! Its a brillant contraption!
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02/25/2012 07:22 PM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
do they come in sizes


pennywise african
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02/25/2012 07:45 PM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Do they get headaches ?
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02/25/2012 07:51 PM

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i want one so bad
SLAM THAT CLAM
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02/25/2012 09:21 PM
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If you have a small penis you might want a sex in a can instead it's on the website.
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02/25/2012 09:24 PM

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Was thinking to myself the fleshlight is actually superior to a regular vag.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9352559


thats the problem with sex toys- they desensitize you.

throw it away !!!
 Quoting: seer


Thats actually a good thing if you actually want to last longer with a chick right... well atleast some people care if she gets off
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 09:33 PM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Its also a good thing when she decides she doesn't want it as much anymore because she is tired or has a headache or its her time of the month etc.

It will probably save my marriage cause im about ready to trade this one in for a younger one.
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02/25/2012 09:44 PM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
can i borrow it?
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Do they get headaches ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11413222


cruise
I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.

You should have nailed it to a tree and made it feel like Jesus. - Brief
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Stoya destroya

best yet

do get a texture, otherwise you might as well bang the real thing.

It will suck the cum out of you and leave you twitching literally. It't that good.

go ahead and see if you can last 2 minutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9352559


holy shit, anyone who has to worry about lasting 2 minutes is not ready for real sex.