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I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....

 
CrumbSnatcher
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02/25/2012 12:10 AM
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I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
But give me a couple minutes to test thing thing out first
MrJustNsane

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02/25/2012 12:12 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
OKay, so how was it?....
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02/25/2012 12:12 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
But give me a couple minutes to test thing thing out first
 Quoting: CrumbSnatcher 1281405


When I first read this I thought said 'flashlight.'

When I read 'I just bout my first flashlight,' chills of giddiness ran up my spine. Is that strange?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/25/2012 12:13 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
OKay, so how was it?....
 Quoting: MrJustNsane


Taut
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02/25/2012 12:13 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Is that the same as a vibrator?
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:14 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
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 Quoting: CrumbSnatcher 1281405


Fuck off pervert. This aint a porn site.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/25/2012 12:15 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Is that the same as a vibrator?
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A little vibration would have been nice but no. More for probing than prodding
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:16 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
how is the delivery service? i need discreet packaging
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
But give me a couple minutes to test thing thing out first
 Quoting: CrumbSnatcher 1281405


Fuck off pervert. This aint a porn site.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1430199


i agree however, this could be an adequate review of a product that many of you may wish to purchase. Like yourself even, who seem to be the type that lack adequate vaginal secretions
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02/25/2012 12:17 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
how is the delivery service? i need discreet packaging
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234


Brown large envelope, no identifying description
patdeez84

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02/25/2012 12:18 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
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 Quoting: CrumbSnatcher 1281405


Fuck off pervert. This aint a porn site.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1430199


i agree however, this could be an adequate review of a product that many of you may wish to purchase. Like yourself even, who seem to be the type that lack adequate vaginal secretions
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405


1rof1 rofl
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
how is the delivery service? i need discreet packaging
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234


Brown large envelope, no identifying description
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405


cool beans, ima get myself one of these bad boys
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:20 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/25/2012 12:20 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
how is the delivery service? i need discreet packaging
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234


Brown large envelope, no identifying description
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405


cool beans, ima get myself one of these bad boys
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234


Be careful when ordering from Adam & eve. i purchased a rabbit for my ex once, It came in the large brown envelope as well, how ever the packaging for the actual product is form fitting, so an imaginitive mine can quite easily "feel" whats inside. fortunately flesh lights come in a regular box
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02/25/2012 12:21 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601


[link to lmgtfy.com]
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02/25/2012 12:21 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601


dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it!
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:26 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Souldn't you /b/e elsewhere?
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:27 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
how is the delivery service? i need discreet packaging
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234


Brown large envelope, no identifying description
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405


cool beans, ima get myself one of these bad boys
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234


Be careful when ordering from Adam & eve. i purchased a rabbit for my ex once, It came in the large brown envelope as well, how ever the packaging for the actual product is form fitting, so an imaginitive mine can quite easily "feel" whats inside. fortunately flesh lights come in a regular box
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281405


well amazon have it for £37.95 which is a bargain. cant wait
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:27 AM
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Question here: what's a fleshlight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601


dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it!
 Quoting: Marax


rofl

It will be renamed the "FreshRight"

Thank You China for your many knock-offs!!! NOT
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:28 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601


dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it!
 Quoting: Marax


hey no need for that, were on the brink of ww3 ffs

pork ribs n noodles plz
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:29 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601


dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it!
 Quoting: Marax


rofl

It will be renamed the "FreshRight"

Thank You China for your many knock-offs!!! NOT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6994353


im not buying the china knock off, will prob have sand paper in place o the real deal no good for me
SirKnighte  (OP)

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02/25/2012 12:30 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601


dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it!
 Quoting: Marax


rofl

It will be renamed the "FreshRight"

Thank You China for your many knock-offs!!! NOT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6994353


I see what you did thereapplause2
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02/25/2012 12:30 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
does it feel like the real thing? which version did you order? which version is close to the real thing? ive seen some smooth version as well as one with ribs. im a virgin.
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601


dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it!
 Quoting: Marax


hey no need for that, were on the brink of ww3 ffs

pork ribs n noodles plz
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234


It could be Armageddon and China would still be making knock-offs!
SirKnighte  (OP)

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02/25/2012 12:33 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
does it feel like the real thing? which version did you order? which version is close to the real thing? ive seen some smooth version as well as one with ribs. im a virgin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11406348


VIRGIN?!?!? i wish i couldve had one when I was a kid, now
Marax

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02/25/2012 12:33 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601


dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it!
 Quoting: Marax


rofl

It will be renamed the "FreshRight"

Thank You China for your many knock-offs!!! NOT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6994353



raff out roud
Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, like grandpa did. Not screaming in terror like the people in the back seat of the car he was driving.
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02/25/2012 12:34 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
Question here: what's a fleshlight?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400601


dont tell him, he wants to counterfeit it!
 Quoting: Marax


hey no need for that, were on the brink of ww3 ffs

pork ribs n noodles plz
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11397234


It could be Armageddon and China would still be making knock-offs!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6994353


well as long as theres no cut-glass involved, im in
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:34 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
does it feel like the real thing? which version did you order? which version is close to the real thing? ive seen some smooth version as well as one with ribs. im a virgin.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11406348


VIRGIN?!?!? i wish i couldve had one when I was a kid, now
 Quoting: SirKnighte


this thread needs more virgins
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:36 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
You must be ugly if you can''t get it for real. Are you?
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:36 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
was there much white?
Anonymous Coward
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02/25/2012 12:36 AM
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Re: I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....
So, Its a vibrator for men? Without the vibrations.

Make sure you hold tight to it. You don't want that thing working it's way into your colon.





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