I just purchase my first FleshLight.... Ask me a question....

why don't you all try to find a real woman intstead? real is always better.
go for quiet wall flower types. that will love the attention and will treat you well.

Sheesh hell no! You dont stick it up your ass ffs. You stick your dick in it.

Only fags and women stick things up the pooper.

Imagine a large flashlight lined on the inside with silicone fake skin shaped like a cooch. Thats what it is.

BTW i dont have one. Im just reporting the facts.

Does it make sandwiches?

You wanted people to ask questions, I asked. I didn't ask for the google page.

Was it tested in the factory before it shipped?

Ohhh, I get it. Sheesh.

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feels like the a real one?

I've never seen one before, someone wanna take a pic or vid and send it to me?

(i'm a chick)

Wanker?

Does feel pritty close to the real thing, heard some people say its better but, it dont moan so cant say that myself haha
Be sure to get the cleaning alchole because it builds up with mold easily and u dont want that shit getting in you :0

I now have the urge to gouge out my eyes

Stoya destroya and one other

I started with the regular pink lady.

Astroglide a towel and Ipad for porn is all i need.

Next up im getting the STU.

I was banging my wife today doing a quickie with her legs up.
I had just got off twice two nights before with my fleshlight.

Was thinking to myself the fleshlight is actually superior to a regular vag.

Best male toy out there huh OP.

Stoya destroya

best yet

do get a texture, otherwise you might as well bang the real thing.

It will suck the cum out of you and leave you twitching literally. It't that good.

go ahead and see if you can last 2 minutes.

thats the problem with sex toys- they desensitize you.

throw it away !!!

FIXED!

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I know. Its funny reading about losers,

Real women are the best !

People who fuck themselves are losers?

I would have thought you'd know better than that.

buy a used one off there... save some money.

The fleshlight won't get pregnant, it shouldn't give you VD and when your finished you don't have to talk to it! Its a brillant contraption!

do they come in sizes


:african:

Do they get headaches ?

i want one so bad

If you have a small penis you might want a sex in a can instead it's on the website.

Thats actually a good thing if you actually want to last longer with a chick right... well atleast some people care if she gets off

Its also a good thing when she decides she doesn't want it as much anymore because she is tired or has a headache or its her time of the month etc.

It will probably save my marriage cause im about ready to trade this one in for a younger one.

can i borrow it?

holy shit, anyone who has to worry about lasting 2 minutes is not ready for real sex.