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WTF? Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Turkey

 
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Well catholics, get that prayer rug ready, hahaha
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beat_plast Good for Christian bibletard. What they going to do went they finaly realize that the bible was writed by man and not God. Now they will have to pray Mahomet. Ha, ha, ha,. It is so funny.
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Well, you take some Neoplatonic philosophy, you mix it with Judaic tradition and Egyptian mysticism and there you have it, a new religion. Now, you take the new religion and you add some extreme militarism with some panarabism and some extreme bacon hating and you have another new religion.
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beat_plast Good for Christian bibletard. What they going to do went they finaly realize that the bible was writed by man and not God. Now they will have to pray Mahomet. Ha, ha, ha,. It is so funny.
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Well, you take some Neoplatonic philosophy, you mix it with Judaic tradition and Egyptian mysticism and there you have it, a new religion. Now, you take the new religion and you add some extreme militarism with some panarabism and some extreme bacon hating and you have another new religion.
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ditto
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Had you ever read a book, than you would know, that, if there were such a bible, the Vatican would have already send a SWAT-Team to get it.

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beat_plast Good for Christian bibletard. What they going to do went they finaly realize that the bible was writed by man and not God. Now they will have to pray Mahomet. Ha, ha, ha,. It is so funny.
 Quoting: maryjane of earth 1028241


Well, you take some Neoplatonic philosophy, you mix it with Judaic tradition and Egyptian mysticism and there you have it, a new religion. Now, you take the new religion and you add some extreme militarism with some panarabism and some extreme bacon hating and you have another new religion.
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ditto
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I can understand all the other things but I will never understand the hate for bacon! I am imagining bacon packs in the refrigerator shelves of super markets waiting to be picked-up by people who hate them and tears come in my eyes tissue
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Had you ever read a book, than you would know, that, if there were such a bible, the Vatican would have already send a SWAT-Team to get it.

pope2
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Oh really that is not true, I have a lot of Apocryphical books, none of them are forbissen, no SWAT of the Vatican.

But if you publish something what goes against the islam, the imams and others will send a SWAT team.

Forgotten the story of Salman Rushdie and his book satanic verses?
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BTW
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New World Order....

find old antiques religion,aliens and the third bluebeam!
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"Secret £14million Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Turkey"


"A photocopy of a single page from the handwritten ancient manuscript is thought to be worth £1.5million."

When the f. did they make that up?
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how to post a pic so it would be seen here and not as some damn link?
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how to post a pic so it would be seen here and not as some damn link?
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doesnt work...
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how to post a pic so it would be seen here and not as some damn link?
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lets try again
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how to post a pic so it would be seen here and not as some damn link?
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lets try again

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and again xD
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how to post a pic so it would be seen here and not as some damn link?
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lets try again

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and again xD
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ok I give up
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"Secret £14million Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Turkey"


"A photocopy of a single page from the handwritten ancient manuscript is thought to be worth £1.5million."

When the f. did they make that up?
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Pallywood.
Muzzies are told to lie by their god, the "Greatest of Deceivers.
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Know this.. Satan WILL FAIL. That means All who chose to follow him will fail with him and be cast into the lake of fire.
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This^^^
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CONVERT OR BE KILLED IT IS THE NECROMONGER WAY.
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I know it's been said here, but people still fail to realize that if it was written about 1500 years ago, then it puts it in the time when Mohammed was doing his crap.

Obvious propaganda is obvious.
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Bacon found in Turkey, sorry I couldnt resist!
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Yes, and because it was written in gold by a person who we know for sure had no ulterior motives of his own, like Constantine and King James, and the authors of the old testament, and internet bloggers - surely it must be true!!
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This MUST be written by the hand of the devil himself if this is real!!!!!
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Obama wrote it?
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Know this.. Satan WILL FAIL. That means All who chose to follow him will fail with him and be cast into the lake of fire.
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Shut up with that lake of fire mess! Will the dead have nerve endings so that we can feel the fire? Does souls have the 5 senses, what will it feel like. Hmm...a soul burning, sounds interesting.
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And let's remember too, that Mohammad set up a system of succession by lineage which included familial inheritance of land and the institutional wealth which he claimed by divine ordinance. Jesus refused an earthly kingdom. Just sayin'. . . .
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Had you ever read a book, than you would know, that, if there were such a bible, the Vatican would have already send a SWAT-Team to get it.

pope2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11414475


Oh really that is not true, I have a lot of Apocryphical books, none of them are forbissen, no SWAT of the Vatican.

But if you publish something what goes against the islam, the imams and others will send a SWAT team.

Forgotten the story of Salman Rushdie and his book satanic verses?
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exactly . . .
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It was a common practice back in the day for folks to share their own using famous peoples personna to push them, this is clearly the case of such an incident IMO.
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This MUST be written by the hand of the devil himself if this is real!!!!!
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OP says from gospel of BARNEBUS, and that was the head VAMP on DARK SHADOWS the 70's horror soap, so maybe it is the devil himself
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Fuk u op. This was already posted by Southgaia
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Why not sign in and tell the OP yourself instead of pretending to be an AC?
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Ha ! This is funny, I always thought people did this

A post the other day ragging on ACs opened that thought
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Re: WTF? Secret Bible in which 'Jesus predicts coming of Prophet Muhammad' unearthed in Turkey
So just so I've got this straight, Jesus tells us He is God in His own words:

John 14:10 Believest thou not that I am in the Father, and the Father in me? the words that I speak unto you I speak not of myself: but the Father that dwelleth in me, he doeth the works.
John 14:11 Believe me that I am in the Father, and the Father in me: or else believe me for the very works' sake.


1 John 5:7 For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one.

Then Jesus according to this thread predicts the coming of a prophet who will deny His divinity... lol. Unless Jesus predicted that a false prophet would arise who would claim the spirit of denying Jesus Christ - therefore by definition Muhammad is anti-christ and Islam is also.

Ok now here is something interesting. Abraham gave birth to Isaac and Isaac to Jacob who had twelve sons making the twelve tribes of Israel. However Arbaham had Ishmael first to his Egyptian hand maid, and it was said of Ishmael that:

"But as for Ishmael, I have heard thee: behold I have blessed him, and will make him fruitful, and will multiply him exceedingly; twelve princes shall he beget, and I will make him a great nation." Genesis 17:20

Muhammad claims lineage I believe to Ishmael, and tells the Genesis story a *little* differently to the bible (which pre-dates him by several hundred+ years) by saying Ishmael was the son of Abraham and Sarah, not the hand maid... go figure.
Matt 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. 18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Psalm 119:165 Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.

Amos 8:11  Behold, the days come, saith the Lord GOD, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the LORD:

Ruth 1:1 Now it came to pass in the days when the judges ruled, that there was a famine in the land.
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Just one word: Chrislam
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prepare for some serious christian rage over this...


A secret Bible in which Jesus is believed to predict the coming of the Prophet Muhammad to Earth has sparked serious interest from the Vatican.

Pope Benedict XVI is claimed to want to see the 1,500-year-old book, which many say is the Gospel of Barnabas, that has been hidden by the Turkish state for the last 12 years.

The £14million handwritten gold lettered tome, penned in Jesus' native Aramaic language, is said to contain his early teachings and a prediction of the Prophet's coming.

Read more: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
 Quoting: Osirus


Do u know why the pope wants to see?

In 383 A.D., the Pope secured a copy of the Gospel of Barnabas and kept it in his private library.

link...
[link to www.answering-christianity.com]


The Gospel of Barnabas was accepted as a Canonical Gospel in the Churches of Alexandria till 325 A.D.

Iranaeus (130-200) wrote in support of pure monotheism and opposed Paul for injecting into Christianity doctrines of the pagan Roman religion and Platonic philosophy. He had quoted extensively from the Gospel of Barnabas in support of his views. This shows that the Gospel of Barnabas was in circulation in the first and second centuries of Christianity.

In 325 A.D., the Nicene Council was held, where it was ordered that all original Gospels in Hebrew script should be destroyed. An Edict was issued that anyone in possession of these Gospels will be put to death.

LOOK...I know there is a creator..if you dont i dont have a problem with it..

be perfect though..IF THE CREATOR SHOWED EACH AN EVERY PERSON THE WAY HE SHOWED ME1
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Yeah right...I did my college training in translation work so I had extensive training in ancient texts and Linguistics, and this is the first I have ever heard of such an "edict". And for what purpose? there was a big problem of determining the canon of scripture anyway, why would they want to destroy any text let alone all Hebrew texts?
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