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can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart

 
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can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
What is it for?
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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
What is it for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7219135


It's for monkey butts.
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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
Diaper rash cream
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02/26/2012 05:34 PM
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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
I refrain to comply the improbable certainty, from whence the kaleidoscopes dance in the eternal trampolines... FAR LEFT BUT REALLY TO THE RIGHT!"!!#E"#!"¤)=(!
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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
Diaper rash cream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1534270


It is not for diaper rash, it is for butt rash.
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I refrain to comply the improbable certainty, from whence the kaleidoscopes dance in the eternal trampolines... FAR LEFT BUT REALLY TO THE RIGHT!"!!#E"#!"¤)=(!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11070031


It must be really freaking cold up there.
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02/26/2012 05:40 PM
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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
It's an antichaffing powder. If you walk long distances and work up a sweat, umm, down there, you need it to keep from developing a most painful rash known as Monkey Butt.

I just use baby powder. Does the same thing.

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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
Diaper rash cream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1534270


It is not for diaper rash, it is for butt rash.
 Quoting: danwa


This one says diaper. I' m sure they have a whole line of stuff, though.
[link to www.drugstore.com]
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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
I refrain to comply the improbable certainty, from whence the kaleidoscopes dance in the eternal trampolines... FAR LEFT BUT REALLY TO THE RIGHT!"!!#E"#!"¤)=(!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11070031


It must be really freaking cold up there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1534270


rimshot
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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
Monkey butt is when you feel like dragging your ass accross the
floor to get some relief from the irritation making your ass
feel like a campfire. I use it all the time, when riding the
motorcycle for days on end. Cornstarch and baby powder
work just as well just a little more fragrance. It absorbs sweat.
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02/26/2012 06:27 PM
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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
What is it for?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7219135


It's used for people who's genetics have not finished evolving from monkeys to humans. Sometimes the butt is the last part to change over and so as humans we have learned the best way to take care of our relatives with monkey butts by using this special cream.

Hopefully, in a few more generations that will be a non-issue for most lines.
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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
It has calamine in it for an itchy butt
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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
It has calamine in it for an itchy butt
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 847759


Monkey/Men often rub their butts with the wrong leaves. They get confused.
They are like....am I a monkey?....am I a man?...do I use paper?....do I use leaves....

It can be very traumatic.
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Re: can someone explain :monkey butt: i saw monkey butt powder and paste at walmart
brief in 3.2.1 to say it's for black people

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