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20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...

 
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20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Since 7th grade I've been rejected by every single girl I asked out. Im not ugly or anything, I play sports and have good grades but I'm shy and not good at a party.

I was tired of not getting any and no girl wanting to be with me.

So a few months ago I went GAY and now I'm with a HOT guy my age who likes me for me and likes my body and I am sooooo much happier. NOW girls look at me when we go out but its TOO LATE.

Ladies - you can take your stuck up attitudes about guys and shove it up your asses.

None of you saw a good thing when you could've had it!
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02/27/2012 06:57 PM
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
walmart sporting goods dept. shotgun and shells
do the world a favor.
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02/27/2012 06:57 PM
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Hetero dudes do NOT turn gay when they can't get any. Sounds like you needed an excuse to come out of the closet.
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
walmart sporting goods dept. shotgun and shells
do the world a favor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11467195


And shoot all the stuck up girls?

Cool - who would miss them? but that goes a little far.
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Hetero dudes do NOT turn gay when they can't get any. Sounds like you needed an excuse to come out of the closet.
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clappa
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Hetero dudes do NOT turn gay when they can't get any. Sounds like you needed an excuse to come out of the closet.
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Yet I did?
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02/27/2012 07:00 PM
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
you might be ghey but have you been covered in Santorum???

GLPers want to know.
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02/27/2012 07:01 PM
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Don't worry...so was Bill Gates until he got rich(~).

Solution:
Believe in Yourself > Love Yourself(~).

You don't need girls/women that can't improve your Life or at least help you out.

You're only 20...become what You want to be in Life.

peace
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God Bless You;
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Since 7th grade I've been rejected by every single girl I asked out. Im not ugly or anything, I play sports and have good grades but I'm shy and not good at a party.

I was tired of not getting any and no girl wanting to be with me.

So a few months ago I went GAY and now I'm with a HOT guy my age who likes me for me and likes my body and I am sooooo much happier. NOW girls look at me when we go out but its TOO LATE.

Ladies - you can take your stuck up attitudes about guys and shove it up your asses.

None of you saw a good thing when you could've had it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


you shills are lame these days. What? Obama cut your pay and benefits...again?

lol, fools
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Hetero dudes do NOT turn gay when they can't get any. Sounds like you needed an excuse to come out of the closet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633


Yet I did?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


20 year old.. cruise
No self respecting horny 20 year old would pick getting a dick shoved in his face over the bearded clam.
You are an over 40 pervert.
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
hmmm and let me guess, you're a christian conservative republican??
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Hetero dudes do NOT turn gay when they can't get any. Sounds like you needed an excuse to come out of the closet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633


^ This.
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Hetero dudes do NOT turn gay when they can't get any. Sounds like you needed an excuse to come out of the closet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633


Yet I did?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


No..if every girl turned you down then you never had a girlfriend and have only had a boyfriend. That would mean you weren't hetero at all.
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02/27/2012 07:07 PM
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Hetero dudes do NOT turn gay when they can't get any. Sounds like you needed an excuse to come out of the closet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633


Yet I did?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


No..if every girl turned you down then you never had a girlfriend and have only had a boyfriend. That would mean you weren't hetero at all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7976121


Every single one.

And I am too shy at parties to just try to hook up with a girl.
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
The girls want a take charge guy. Be more forceful with them.
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Since 7th grade I've been rejected by every single girl I asked out. Im not ugly or anything, I play sports and have good grades but I'm shy and not good at a party.

I was tired of not getting any and no girl wanting to be with me.

So a few months ago I went GAY and now I'm with a HOT guy my age who likes me for me and likes my body and I am sooooo much happier. NOW girls look at me when we go out but its TOO LATE.

Ladies - you can take your stuck up attitudes about guys and shove it up your asses.

None of you saw a good thing when you could've had it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


cold uncaring women, will find there match.

cold uncaring men. So they will either take them,

or die alone.

and who says there is no such thing as karma.....
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
good for u OP! ONE LOVE
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10/07/2012 02:39 PM
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Get some melanin.
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
So a few months ago I went GAY
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I don't think it works that way. You were gay all along.
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10/07/2012 02:42 PM
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
:troll:
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10/07/2012 02:42 PM
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Lol.. maybe you were just gay to start of with and the girls could tell?

No matter how many times a guy gets rejected it doesn't turn them gay
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Since 7th grade I've been rejected by every single girl I asked out. Im not ugly or anything, I play sports and have good grades but I'm shy and not good at a party.

I was tired of not getting any and no girl wanting to be with me.

So a few months ago I went GAY and now I'm with a HOT guy my age who likes me for me and likes my body and I am sooooo much happier. NOW girls look at me when we go out but its TOO LATE.

Ladies - you can take your stuck up attitudes about guys and shove it up your asses.

None of you saw a good thing when you could've had it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


lol

girls bodys rock!
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Lol.. maybe you were just gay to start of with and the girls could tell?

No matter how many times a guy gets rejected it doesn't turn them gay
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24714913


Plus you're only 20, that's young. You didn't give the girls much of a chance
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Hetero dudes do NOT turn gay when they can't get any. Sounds like you needed an excuse to come out of the closet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633


clappa
 Quoting: BoboTheHobo


^^^^THIS^^^^
free your inner baboon.
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Since 7th grade I've been rejected by every single girl I asked out. Im not ugly or anything, I play sports and have good grades but I'm shy and not good at a party.

I was tired of not getting any and no girl wanting to be with me.

So a few months ago I went GAY and now I'm with a HOT guy my age who likes me for me and likes my body and I am sooooo much happier. NOW girls look at me when we go out but its TOO LATE.

Ladies - you can take your stuck up attitudes about guys and shove it up your asses.

None of you saw a good thing when you could've had it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


Hahahhaha, OP is a gay. Had to stick that dick in something, you should've just fucked your couch.
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Since 7th grade I've been rejected by every single girl I asked out. Im not ugly or anything, I play sports and have good grades but I'm shy and not good at a party.

I was tired of not getting any and no girl wanting to be with me.

So a few months ago I went GAY and now I'm with a HOT guy my age who likes me for me and likes my body and I am sooooo much happier. NOW girls look at me when we go out but its TOO LATE.

Ladies - you can take your stuck up attitudes about guys and shove it up your asses.

None of you saw a good thing when you could've had it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


Hahahhaha, OP is a gay. Had to stick that dick in something, you should've just fucked your couch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25048349


cruise
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Hetero dudes do NOT turn gay when they can't get any. Sounds like you needed an excuse to come out of the closet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 926633


yep, Hetero usually end going with prostitutes shemales or simply raping girls
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
Since 7th grade I've been rejected by every single girl I asked out. Im not ugly or anything, I play sports and have good grades but I'm shy and not good at a party.

I was tired of not getting any and no girl wanting to be with me.

So a few months ago I went GAY and now I'm with a HOT guy my age who likes me for me and likes my body and I am sooooo much happier. NOW girls look at me when we go out but its TOO LATE.

Ladies - you can take your stuck up attitudes about guys and shove it up your asses.

None of you saw a good thing when you could've had it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11297503


Dude, that's the thing, unless you're a rich movie star it's usually work getting women for the average guy. You, we, most of us get rejected more than half the time, the trick is just to keep trying with as many beautiful women as possible, and some will bite, trust me. No matter how beautiful they are, no matter if you think you won't have a chance, just try. You'd be surprised at the bites you do get. You get to a point in your life where it's fun seeing what women will get with you and what won't. It is for me anyway :)

Well I posted this before I saw the guy went and started sucking on dicks. Well this post is for the rest of the non pillow biting gents.

Last Edited by d1k on 10/07/2012 02:53 PM
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Some of these troll threads are pretty clever!

3*
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
the trick is just to keep trying with as many beautiful women as possible, and some will bite, trust me. No matter how beautiful they are, no matter if you think you won't have a chance, just try. You'd be surprised at the bites you do get. You get to a point in your life where it's fun seeing what women will get with you and what won't. It is for me anyway :)
 Quoting: d1k


I'm with this guy...

Women will respect you more if you ask them out, even if they initially turn you down.

The biggest deciding factor on if a women will sleep with you or not, is if you have (metaphorical) balls. The more chicks you ask out, the bigger your balls get. Once you reach a certain point, attracting women won't take much effort.
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Re: 20 years old...shy...been rejected by Girls my whole life...
the trick is just to keep trying with as many beautiful women as possible, and some will bite, trust me. No matter how beautiful they are, no matter if you think you won't have a chance, just try. You'd be surprised at the bites you do get. You get to a point in your life where it's fun seeing what women will get with you and what won't. It is for me anyway :)
 Quoting: d1k


I'm with this guy...

Women will respect you more if you ask them out, even if they initially turn you down.

The biggest deciding factor on if a women will sleep with you or not, is if you have (metaphorical) balls. The more chicks you ask out, the bigger your balls get. Once you reach a certain point, attracting women won't take much effort.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25099816


As Millard Fuller, the founder of habitat for humanity,once said, "I've tried asking, and I've tried not asking, and I've always had better luck asking". I think he was talking about fundraising,but the principle works for anything,including the wooley beast.
free your inner baboon.

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