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Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!

 
3rd crash in 4 days
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Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
Women drivers! For cryin' in the sink!-

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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
I was going to post "The official what lap will Danica Patrick crash on?" thread when the race started.. but, it was already too late.


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Women drivers! For cryin' in the sink!-

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Wasn't HER crash, asshole. It was the crash of some jerk who just collected other drivers.

Jeez, people, read the f'ing article!
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02/27/2012 08:09 PM
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
Labonte ends up in the grass , nice piece of driving saving his car
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
I was going to post "The official what lap will Danica Patrick crash on?" thread when the race started.. but, it was already too late.


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she was probably texting while driving
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
I was going to post "The official what lap will Danica Patrick crash on?" thread when the race started.. but, it was already too late.


1doh1
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lol
There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know.
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02/27/2012 08:47 PM
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
The chick was using her cell phone and then BAM!
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02/27/2012 08:50 PM
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
her tampon fell out and she was trying to put it back in
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02/27/2012 08:51 PM
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she forgot something in kitchen
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
The only thing dumber then football is NASCAR.
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The only thing dumber then football is NASCAR.
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The troglodytes need to be kept entertained -- the bread and circuses program. If you're into "chakras", the huge majority of humans at this stage of their "evolution" operate on the first three of 7 -- survival, sex, power -- this includes essentially all of the "leadership" on the planet. That's why they're so greedy, perverted and power mad. For better or worse --- only when you operate on the 4 remaining chakras, *in addition to* the above the entry level 3 mentioned, should you be allowed to call yourself "a human"
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i seriously LOL'd at this
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
Danica Patrick is a GIMMICK. When are people gonna realize this girl is a MARGINAL TALENT at best?

Anyone else who crashed as much would find themselves without a team.

If people werent fascinated by the fact that she is a woman in NASCAR, I doubt if she could get hired for a decent pit crew.
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
Look at the video on SBnation.

Where are all the "she took her hands off the wheel" complainers now??? I mean Jimmy Johnson must be made fun off ten times more since he did it TWICE in one crash.
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
It wasn't her crash her car was just one of the many cars that were effected by it.
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Danica's there for the visual token...
check this thread out:
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
Daytona 2012: Jet Engine Fires :rockon:
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
The only thing dumber then football is NASCAR.
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The troglodytes need to be kept entertained -- the bread and circuses program. If you're into "chakras", the huge majority of humans at this stage of their "evolution" operate on the first three of 7 -- survival, sex, power -- this includes essentially all of the "leadership" on the planet. That's why they're so greedy, perverted and power mad. For better or worse --- only when you operate on the 4 remaining chakras, *in addition to* the above the entry level 3 mentioned, should you be allowed to call yourself "a human"
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what in thee fuck are you talking about?
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
I was going to post "The official what lap will Danica Patrick crash on?" thread when the race started.. but, it was already too late.


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I read this and thought she needs to stick to lap dances.bump
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
The only thing dumber then football is NASCAR.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2191646


The troglodytes need to be kept entertained -- the bread and circuses program. If you're into "chakras", the huge majority of humans at this stage of their "evolution" operate on the first three of 7 -- survival, sex, power -- this includes essentially all of the "leadership" on the planet. That's why they're so greedy, perverted and power mad. For better or worse --- only when you operate on the 4 remaining chakras, *in addition to* the above the entry level 3 mentioned, should you be allowed to call yourself "a human"
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what in thee fuck are you talking about?
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Actually he's rightbump.
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
Women drivers! For cryin' in the sink!-

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 Quoting: 3rd crash in 4 days 11566272


Wasn't HER crash, asshole. It was the crash of some jerk who just collected other drivers.

Jeez, people, read the f'ing article!
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Women can't drive worth a shit just like they shouldn't be in combat.No fucking coordination at all.
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The only thing dumber then football is NASCAR.
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The only thing dumber than NASCAR is pro wrestling
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
Who let danica out of the kitchen and where the hell is my sammich.
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
She was probably chatting with her girlfriend.

They have to look each other in the eyes, you see.
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
that is SO weird cuz I'm watching it right now and she's in 3rd place with 4 laps to go, I guess OP exists in some other timeline or something.
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02/24/2013 04:39 PM
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
I was going to post "The official what lap will Danica Patrick crash on?" thread when the race started.. but, it was already too late.


1doh1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11542278


she was probably texting while driving
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probably bitchin at somebody!
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
I was going to post "The official what lap will Danica Patrick crash on?" thread when the race started.. but, it was already too late.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11542278


she was probably texting while driving
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...or farding...

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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
Taking a wrong turn?

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The only thing dumber then football is NASCAR.
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The only thing dumber than NASCAR is pro wrestling
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The only thing dumber than wrestling is 50 Cent at a NASCAR race.
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Re: Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!
that is SO weird cuz I'm watching it right now and she's in 3rd place with 4 laps to go, I guess OP exists in some other timeline or something.
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The Op probably just got confused, he and the other little boys here whose racing experience consists of hitting x x up up down down left arrow left arrow.

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