Danica Patrick Crashes On 2nd Lap At Daytona!

I was going to post "The official what lap will Danica Patrick crash on?" thread when the race started.. but, it was already too late.

Wasn't HER crash, asshole. It was the crash of some jerk who just collected other drivers.

Jeez, people, read the f'ing article!

Danica Patrick

Labonte ends up in the grass , nice piece of driving saving his car

she was probably texting while driving

The chick was using her cell phone and then BAM!

her tampon fell out and she was trying to put it back in

she forgot something in kitchen

The only thing dumber then football is NASCAR.

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i seriously LOL'd at this

Danica Patrick is a GIMMICK. When are people gonna realize this girl is a MARGINAL TALENT at best?

Anyone else who crashed as much would find themselves without a team.

If people werent fascinated by the fact that she is a woman in NASCAR, I doubt if she could get hired for a decent pit crew.

Look at the video on SBnation.

Where are all the "she took her hands off the wheel" complainers now??? I mean Jimmy Johnson must be made fun off ten times more since he did it TWICE in one crash.

It wasn't her crash her car was just one of the many cars that were effected by it.

Danica's there for the visual token...
check this thread out:
Thread: How many drivers will be sacrificed at the Daytona 500?

Daytona 2012: Jet Engine Fires :rockon:

what in thee fuck are you talking about?

I read this and thought she needs to stick to lap dances.

Actually he's right.

Women can't drive worth a shit just like they shouldn't be in combat.No fucking coordination at all.

The only thing dumber than NASCAR is pro wrestling

Who let danica out of the kitchen and where the hell is my sammich.

She was probably chatting with her girlfriend.

They have to look each other in the eyes, you see.

that is SO weird cuz I'm watching it right now and she's in 3rd place with 4 laps to go, I guess OP exists in some other timeline or something.

probably bitchin at somebody!

...or farding...

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Taking a wrong turn?

The only thing dumber than wrestling is 50 Cent at a NASCAR race.

The Op probably just got confused, he and the other little boys here whose racing experience consists of hitting x x up up down down left arrow left arrow.