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I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?

 
Burt Gummer

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02/28/2012 01:48 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
Why would you do it man?


Why would you go to some dried out band's concert??


It's just stupid.


Maybe 20 years ago...


But now?


Not cool anymore man, not cool.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Its called faded glory.

You might think what you're doing is cool, and you may have a few supporters, but in the grand scheme of things, you're just playing a role the heart of the audience disapproves of
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11567060


So clueless...in SOOOOO many ways. grnrolleyes
Leaders don't follow the pack....they LEAD....nor do they give a sh*t what the general assclown population thinks.

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02/28/2012 01:58 AM
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Grecian Formula
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02/28/2012 02:01 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
First, cut your hair to a mullet. If your hair is not long enough wear extensions or if you have no hair or very little get a wig.

Second, review episodes of Miami Vice and sport the Don Johnson look.

You could also just go as a middle aged guy wearing what you wear when you go out on the weekend.

Why you ask? what is your objective? Is it to hear old music with other old people who really don't care what you are wearing or is your agenda more sinister and the same one you had as a young guy in his 20's which is, you want to get laid?

If you are decent for your age it will be easy for you to get laid, but I doubt she will the 20 something chick you had in mind.
ming

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02/28/2012 02:27 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
just buy a band shirt when you get there. rockon
Out of this ugliness may come,
Some day, so beautiful a flower,
That men will wonder at that hour,
Remembering smoke and flowerless slum,
And ask-glimpsing the agony
Of the slaves who wrestle to be free-
'But why were all the poets dumb?'
-William Montgomerie

So many gods, so many creeds,
So many paths that wind and wind,
While just the art of being kind
Is all the sad world needs.
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02/28/2012 02:39 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
Just go buy some comfortable jeans and a t-shirt.
 Quoting: BoboTheHobo


This.
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02/28/2012 02:43 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
Tophat with a bolo tie.
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02/28/2012 03:36 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
Dude,..make yourself a GLP tshirt and wear it with some jeans.

Have a great time.
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02/28/2012 04:26 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
T-shirt and jeans, but DON'T tuck your shirt in your jeans!

This is the biggest failing by some of us mid agers and it looks retarded!
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02/28/2012 05:36 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
wear what ever you like, dress to impress (yourself)
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02/28/2012 06:00 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
when in doubt, dress like a biker
 Quoting: Salt


Hahahaha, lol this is funny, being a biker there is nothing funnier than seeing some twat immitating a biker, the older and smoother the stupider they look.
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02/28/2012 06:04 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
So here I am, as unrebel as a man can be.

Almost 40. Married. 3 young kids. Suburban house with the suffocating mortgage.

I haven't donned a jean jacket in nearly two decades. None of my jeans have holes, and if they did, I would relegate the former staples of Friday night drinking to landscaping duty. The closest thing I get to these days to giving the finger to the man is PayPalling RP a few dollars for a MoneyBomb. I am sold out, bought out, tired out, and more or less subsumed by the Borg.

All this, and I have been invited to MSG for Van Halen. Amazing seats. So what do I, dazzling urbanite, wear? Khakis and a button down? Someone would hopefully kick my ass. Jeans and a sweater? I would need to kick my own ass. But that's my wardrobe, more or less. The Slayer jacket, the laceless hi-tops, these are all 20 years in the trash. What do I do?
 Quoting: TyWebb


Earplugs! Don't forget the Earplugs! Their sound level is SO LOUD that it hurts to listen to them. A nice set of earplugs made the VH experience 100% more enjoyable.
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02/28/2012 06:17 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
Just go buy some comfortable jeans and a t-shirt.
 Quoting: BoboTheHobo


It's not a fashion show. Jeans and a tee shirt, whatever is in your drawer. Don't be silly.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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02/28/2012 06:20 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
just buy a band shirt when you get there. rockon
 Quoting: ming

That's not cool. You never wear the shirt of the band you are going to see. If you wear a band shirt it has to be from another band, ex. a Greatful Dead shirt to a Phish concert, Tool shirt to a Disturbed show. Get it?
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02/28/2012 06:44 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
google "jon gosselin".

go to the images section.


replicate what speaks to you.
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02/28/2012 06:50 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
So here I am, as unrebel as a man can be.

Almost 40. Married. 3 young kids. Suburban house with the suffocating mortgage.

I haven't donned a jean jacket in nearly two decades. None of my jeans have holes, and if they did, I would relegate the former staples of Friday night drinking to landscaping duty. The closest thing I get to these days to giving the finger to the man is PayPalling RP a few dollars for a MoneyBomb. I am sold out, bought out, tired out, and more or less subsumed by the Borg.

All this, and I have been invited to MSG for Van Halen. Amazing seats. So what do I, dazzling urbanite, wear? Khakis and a button down? Someone would hopefully kick my ass. Jeans and a sweater? I would need to kick my own ass. But that's my wardrobe, more or less. The Slayer jacket, the laceless hi-tops, these are all 20 years in the trash. What do I do?
 Quoting: TyWebb


Whatever you fucking want. That is rock & roll. Do whatever you want and fuck the rest of them
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02/28/2012 07:05 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
you should wear a white hockey mask over your face, and a Kentucky Fried Chicken hat upon your head

i hear EDV loooves it when people do that. let me know how it works out
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02/28/2012 07:09 AM

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Wear a tuxedo, you'll be a hit...
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02/28/2012 07:46 AM
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
Comfortable beige breeches, button down shirt, pink sleeveless sweatervest, black socks, and some nice white wingtip shoes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11571216


I think you meant to post this on the "I'm going to see Julio Iglesias at the Golden Nugget $7.99 All-U-Can-Eat Buffet" thread.
 Quoting: TyWebb


rofl

Both of these are funny... Thanks for the chuckle this morning!
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Re: I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert?
I would wear Eddie Van Halen's Levis jeans
there probably nice and faded and soft , that the way I like a guys Levis jeans.





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