I'm going to see Van Halen at MSG. What the hell does a middle-aged guy wear to a rock concert? | |
Burt Gummer User ID: 7702124 United States 02/28/2012 01:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why would you do it man? Quoting: Mister Obvious Why would you go to some dried out band's concert?? It's just stupid. Maybe 20 years ago... But now? Not cool anymore man, not cool. Its called faded glory. You might think what you're doing is cool, and you may have a few supporters, but in the grand scheme of things, you're just playing a role the heart of the audience disapproves of So clueless...in SOOOOO many ways. Leaders don't follow the pack....they LEAD....nor do they give a sh*t what the general assclown population thinks. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 9968554 United States 02/28/2012 02:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, cut your hair to a mullet. If your hair is not long enough wear extensions or if you have no hair or very little get a wig. Second, review episodes of Miami Vice and sport the Don Johnson look. You could also just go as a middle aged guy wearing what you wear when you go out on the weekend. Why you ask? what is your objective? Is it to hear old music with other old people who really don't care what you are wearing or is your agenda more sinister and the same one you had as a young guy in his 20's which is, you want to get laid? If you are decent for your age it will be easy for you to get laid, but I doubt she will the 20 something chick you had in mind. |
ming User ID: 1354840 02/28/2012 02:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | just buy a band shirt when you get there. Out of this ugliness may come, Some day, so beautiful a flower, That men will wonder at that hour, Remembering smoke and flowerless slum, And ask-glimpsing the agony Of the slaves who wrestle to be free- 'But why were all the poets dumb?' -William Montgomerie So many gods, so many creeds, So many paths that wind and wind, While just the art of being kind Is all the sad world needs. -Ella Wheeler Wilcox |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 10235814 United States 02/28/2012 06:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So here I am, as unrebel as a man can be. Quoting: TyWebb Almost 40. Married. 3 young kids. Suburban house with the suffocating mortgage. I haven't donned a jean jacket in nearly two decades. None of my jeans have holes, and if they did, I would relegate the former staples of Friday night drinking to landscaping duty. The closest thing I get to these days to giving the finger to the man is PayPalling RP a few dollars for a MoneyBomb. I am sold out, bought out, tired out, and more or less subsumed by the Borg. All this, and I have been invited to MSG for Van Halen. Amazing seats. So what do I, dazzling urbanite, wear? Khakis and a button down? Someone would hopefully kick my ass. Jeans and a sweater? I would need to kick my own ass. But that's my wardrobe, more or less. The Slayer jacket, the laceless hi-tops, these are all 20 years in the trash. What do I do? Earplugs! Don't forget the Earplugs! Their sound level is SO LOUD that it hurts to listen to them. A nice set of earplugs made the VH experience 100% more enjoyable. |
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kat User ID: 4681212 United States 02/28/2012 06:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's not cool. You never wear the shirt of the band you are going to see. If you wear a band shirt it has to be from another band, ex. a Greatful Dead shirt to a Phish concert, Tool shirt to a Disturbed show. Get it? No good deed goes unpunished. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 9712461 Australia 02/28/2012 06:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So here I am, as unrebel as a man can be. Quoting: TyWebb Almost 40. Married. 3 young kids. Suburban house with the suffocating mortgage. I haven't donned a jean jacket in nearly two decades. None of my jeans have holes, and if they did, I would relegate the former staples of Friday night drinking to landscaping duty. The closest thing I get to these days to giving the finger to the man is PayPalling RP a few dollars for a MoneyBomb. I am sold out, bought out, tired out, and more or less subsumed by the Borg. All this, and I have been invited to MSG for Van Halen. Amazing seats. So what do I, dazzling urbanite, wear? Khakis and a button down? Someone would hopefully kick my ass. Jeans and a sweater? I would need to kick my own ass. But that's my wardrobe, more or less. The Slayer jacket, the laceless hi-tops, these are all 20 years in the trash. What do I do? Whatever you fucking want. That is rock & roll. Do whatever you want and fuck the rest of them |
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Kinect User ID: 11597974 France 02/28/2012 07:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Comfortable beige breeches, button down shirt, pink sleeveless sweatervest, black socks, and some nice white wingtip shoes. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11571216 I think you meant to post this on the "I'm going to see Julio Iglesias at the Golden Nugget $7.99 All-U-Can-Eat Buffet" thread. Both of these are funny... Thanks for the chuckle this morning! "The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it." - Josef Mengele "You can't fix stupid" - Ron White "Whatever you do in life, leave it better than you found it." |
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