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---- ALTERNATE TIMELINE ---- How the hell is Nelson Mandela still alive????

 
superfluous moon

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Why has this thread suddenly stopped getting attention?

Is the hidden hand at work?
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nah i think its just me and red bull prompting people to come up with a year coz everyone kept saying they had memories of mandela's death but noone ever came up with a year. so i kept posting and it was getting bumped. my bad.
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I remember when i was in my early teens a movie came out.. a year later the same movie came out under a different title. I was sure it was because it didn't make as much as they put into it as the reasoning for the re-release.

Now recently the latest Denzel Washington movie i could have sworn was not entitled "something caged" or some stupid name (as i felt it was something different and now it seems "correct" again entitled "Safe House".
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Anyone remember Corey Feldman dieing of a drug overdose in his 20's? i was born in 83 and remember watching him in goonies and stand by me when i was younger and recall hearing of his death of a drug overdose must have been in the 90's when i was 11 or 12ish. I dunno shrugs anyone?
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River Phoenix, maybe?
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I notice none of the people posting here are South African. It's highly doubtful most people outside of SA would even know who the hell Mandela is had he died while still in prison. He became internationally famous AFTER his release and winning the presidency. So if he had died in prison, most people on the planet would never have even heard of him, meaning you wouldn't be remembering his death.

There was a biopic film about another black South African named Steve Biko who died in prison. It came out in the 1980s. People are probably attributing their vague memories of that film with Nelson Mandela.
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Nope, I SPECIFICALLY remember the name NELSON MANDELA. I remember asking my mom about him after I saw the thing about his life and death on TV.

I am CERTAIN I'm not confusing him with someone else. Also, for what it's worth, I have an excellent memory.
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Since your memory is excellent, tell me, what was the biopic about exactly? If Mandela had died in prison, he wouldn't be any more famous than the thousands of other blacks imprisoned under Apartheid. And if he just died in prison, without gaining any international fame, how would anyone know who he is?

I'm being serious. If your memory is that excellent, what exactly did the biopic about a Mandel dying in prison include?
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Good point.. 100 points for you. Thanks.
At least now we know he did not die in prison. He is famous for a reason. A few posts back i stated i do not know the cause of his fame, still don't know exactly why other than that which comes along with being a president. So Mandela was at least a president in either timeline otherwise, as you stated, just another black guy who died in prison (unless why he ended up there is a bit more unusual). PERHAPS he was president and THEN sent to prison? That sounds more like sense to me and that is where the other timeline people are coming from (maybe it's where i am from) although Mandela is still alive now so to one and all, welcome to the timeline!

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No sign of a response from her.
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In MY timeline... I remember... I am pretty sure that...

That`s pure ignorance talking here. Where's any proof?

Fact is: Mandela never died. This whole thread is ridiculous.
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Nelson Mandela was dead. It only takes 20 years to clone him into a full man, then age him in pickle juice.

Every time one of these "dead" people pop up, it really really screws with my head (to put it politely.)
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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In MY timeline... I remember... I am pretty sure that...

That`s pure ignorance talking here. Where's any proof?

Fact is: Mandela never died. This whole thread is ridiculous.
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Maybe not in Germany he didnt, or on your timeline, but he certainly was dead here.

Even if he didnt die, what is he, 120 yers old?????
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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i just saw john goodman starring in a new film and im almost certain he died a few years back.. anyone else?? you know john goodman the fat guy from roseann..
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oh and also im pretty sure that benny hinn televangelist guy died a couple of years ago in a car accident but in this timeline i think hes still alive.. tell you much about this timeline?? welcome to hell!!
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oh and also im pretty sure that benny hinn televangelist guy died a couple of years ago in a car accident but in this timeline i think hes still alive.. tell you much about this timeline?? welcome to hell!!
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john goodman did die. holy shitfuck.
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john goodman did die. holy shitfuck.
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OK does anyone remember the show AWAKE only slightly different in a different timeline. Same plot same everything...
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I sent her a message with some questions. Hopefully others do the same.

It does seem like a bizarrely angry reaction to direct toward an acquaintance. I wonder if she's been told to keep quiet about this or on some level (subconscious, like you said) feels she has to.
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Zyfan Fronkz responded:

omfg you weirdos are creeping me the FUCK OUT!!! Listen, I told geeky chris already that I dont fucking remember! did he send you? whats so important about what I answer and say freak? I said it was some silly prisoner and we made tshirts with 4's and 6s on it and thats all I fucking remember now go away! by the way youre also blocked, jeez you freaks are fucking annoying!

Notice that she mentioned specifically that the t-shirts were made with the numbers 4 and 6. Of course, Mandela's prison number is famously 46665. This detail further confirms the credibility of this account.

Here's her Facebook profile:
[link to www.facebook.com]

Others should message her. She seems to be giving more details.

Perhaps she's reacting this way because she's afraid of who will see her messages. After all, I see she has timeline. That means that everything on her profile is documented by Facebook (CIA), and the mysterious "third parties" that it is not legally obligated to keep your information from.

It's possible that after "Chris" sent her a message, it was tracked and she received a message from the big boys. This is already an incredibly solid account.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11768322


Is this Zyfan Fronkz girl for real? She sounds like something out of a Murakami novel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6443372


One of our associates is contacting her. Let's see how she responds.

Again, her profile can be accessed here:
[link to www.facebook.com]

You don't need to be on her friend list to send a message.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11768322


gee, she didnt have to give out my fucking name but WOW LOOK AT THE CLUES!!! She said 4's and 6's and Mandela had those numbers in his shirt!!! 5a WE ARE ONTO SOMETHING CONTINUE TO HARASS HER!!!
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This isn't like two or three people saying this.

It's a phenomenon. Anyone posting BS flags at this point is a moron.
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Zyfan Fronkz responded:

omfg you weirdos are creeping me the FUCK OUT!!! Listen, I told geeky chris already that I dont fucking remember! did he send you? whats so important about what I answer and say freak? I said it was some silly prisoner and we made tshirts with 4's and 6s on it and thats all I fucking remember now go away! by the way youre also blocked, jeez you freaks are fucking annoying!

Notice that she mentioned specifically that the t-shirts were made with the numbers 4 and 6. Of course, Mandela's prison number is famously 46664. This detail further confirms the credibility of this account.

Here's her Facebook profile:
[link to www.facebook.com]

Others should message her. She seems to be giving more details.

Perhaps she's reacting this way because she's afraid of who will see her messages. After all, I see she has timeline. That means that everything on her profile is documented by Facebook (CIA), and the mysterious "third parties" that it is not legally obligated to keep your information from.

It's possible that after "Chris" sent her a message, it was tracked and she received a message from the big boys. This is already an incredibly solid account.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11768322


Is this Zyfan Fronkz girl for real? She sounds like something out of a Murakami novel.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6443372


One of our associates is contacting her. Let's see how she responds.

Again, her profile can be accessed here:
[link to www.facebook.com]

You don't need to be on her friend list to send a message.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11768322


gee, she didnt have to give out my fucking name but WOW LOOK AT THE CLUES!!! She said 4's and 6's and Mandela had those numbers in his shirt!!! 5a WE ARE ONTO SOMETHING CONTINUE TO HARASS HER!!!
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One of my associates sent her another message last night, but she hasn't responded since then.
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Is this Zyfan Fronkz girl for real? She sounds like something out of a Murakami novel.
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One of our associates is contacting her. Let's see how she responds.

Again, her profile can be accessed here:
[link to www.facebook.com]

You don't need to be on her friend list to send a message.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11768322


gee, she didnt have to give out my fucking name but WOW LOOK AT THE CLUES!!! She said 4's and 6's and Mandela had those numbers in his shirt!!! 5a WE ARE ONTO SOMETHING CONTINUE TO HARASS HER!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1493908


One of my associates sent her another message last night, but she hasn't responded since then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11768322


I don't really think "harassing" someone is a good idea, no matter what the circumstances. :(
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03/04/2012 01:57 PM
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TO ALL THE NAYSAYERS:

I think the point that people are making here is not that EVERYONE should remember that he died, because obviously for a lot of people he DIDN'T die in the 80's.

What we are puzzling over is the following:

1) The fact that a SUBSTANTIAL NUMBER OF PEOPLE recall his untimely death.

2) The fact that it SEEMS we all learned about it from different sources -- different types of media coverage, as opposed to ONE erroneous broadcast that EVERYONE was fooled by.

3) The fact that some of us remember having conversations or interactions with other people around the time of his death which confirmed that he was dead -- i.e., we knew people personally who also perceived that Nelson Mandela had died.


If it were only one or two people who were under the impression that he had died, I would happy to write it off as some kind of misunderstanding or perhaps a mistake made by the media in reporting some news at some point. HOWEVER, it is the vast quantity of people who clearly remember hearing news of his death, and their different-yet-compatible stories, which perplexes me to no end.


Regarding John Goodman -- I thought he died too. When I found out he was still alive I assumed I had confused him with John Candy since they have obesity and a first name in common. I'm not really sure what to make of that one.
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john goodman did die. holy shitfuck.
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I was gonna say, maybe you're thinking of John Candy but then I remembered reading John Goodman had died of either a stroke or something heart-related. I recall that I felt saddened, because I enjoyed his acting. So he's still alive!?!?!?

I'm 34 and this thread is truly wigging me out because I remember Mandela died when I was a child and hearing about it on TV and the news for a little while.
I remember Billy Graham dying in the 90s or early 00s.
I remember the horror I felt as I watched a video of the Tianmen Square student being crushed to death by that tank, and reflecting on the cruel nature of human beings.

I've always told myself maybe I was confusing thse events but many of you echo my exact memories. What the fuck?

Last Edited by MartianPrimate on 03/04/2012 03:32 PM
Occam's Razor, morans!
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One of our associates is contacting her. Let's see how she responds.

Again, her profile can be accessed here:
[link to www.facebook.com]

You don't need to be on her friend list to send a message.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11768322


gee, she didnt have to give out my fucking name but WOW LOOK AT THE CLUES!!! She said 4's and 6's and Mandela had those numbers in his shirt!!! 5a WE ARE ONTO SOMETHING CONTINUE TO HARASS HER!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1493908


One of my associates sent her another message last night, but she hasn't responded since then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11768322


I don't really think "harassing" someone is a good idea, no matter what the circumstances. :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6443372


Yes, please stop harassing her. She's not hiding anything from you all, she's creeped out that so many strangers are approaching and harassing her about an unimportant event (in her perception) that happened many years ago. Esp if some of you AC's are weirdos.
Occam's Razor, morans!
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In my timeline Yasser Arafat got blown to kingdom fucking come by the Israelis the next day the turd was on the tv alive and well,it would seem God aint the only one who can play with time and space.
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I remember that too!!! and I vividly remember billy graham passing away...he did didn't he??bump
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I remember seeing Billy Grahams funeral procession on TV!
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I remember that too!!! and I vividly remember billy graham passing away...he did didn't he??bump
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I remember seeing Billy Grahams funeral procession on TV!
 Quoting: 1nf1del


Jerry Falwell did die in 2007... Any chance that's what you guys are remembering?

I was aware that one of the evangelical guys died but I don't couldn't say which. I assume it was Falwell.

Also, apparently there was a very recent erroneous report of Graham's death in Charlotte, NC:

[link to www.mediabistro.com]
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Katrina happened in 2005. My wife and I did not meet til 2006 married 2007 and the big tsunami happened when after that in 2008. I pointed it out and she said it happened after Katrina. She thought I was crazy coming to this site til she looked it up and said how the f is this. Air wolf chopper pilot did die! Harp nor lhd is what we are looking for. So where the hell is this machine?
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If you are talking about the tsunami in Thailand, that happened Dec. 24 2004!
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Katrina happened in 2005. My wife and I did not meet til 2006 married 2007 and the big tsunami happened when after that in 2008. I pointed it out and she said it happened after Katrina. She thought I was crazy coming to this site til she looked it up and said how the f is this. Air wolf chopper pilot did die! Harp nor lhd is what we are looking for. So where the hell is this machine?
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The tsunami happened in 2004.. I remember because it was the year my father passed.
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I was going to say something similar, my father died in June 2004 and in September I broke my femur and was laid up on the couch watching Band of Brothers when i heard about the tsunami! So I distinctly remember the event!
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This is very interesting.

In 2010, I was in the tenth or eleventh grade. I was telling my friend about how news of Osama Bin Laden's death was widely reported in December 2001, thus proving that the war on terror is a hoax. My friend responded that Bin Laden had, indeed, died, but later than December 2001. He had seen a video of some kind of military operation in which explosions of some sort were caused in a place where he was believed to be. According to my friend, his head rolled away in the video.

After Bin Laden's death in the Seal Team Six raid was widely reported, he was confused. He, again, insisted that he had seen a video of Bin Laden's death and heard about it.

I had always assumed he had seen a joke video or saw a video of someone else blown up.

Now, I wonder.
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I was just talking about this on another forum, my mom was on home dialysis since 2005, she got really "sick" two weeks ago so I took her to the hospital, well I found out that home or Peritoneal Dialysis only works for so long before it won't work anymore, so now she has to go to a clinic three times a week, OBL has been on Dialysis since the 90's, so unless they had a clinic near his cave in Afghanistan, he died a long time ago!
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You people all smoked too much pot and have ruined your brains.

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