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SNOOKI IS PREGNANT!!! Pin immediately!!!

 
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Sources tell the New York Post that the guidette is expecting her first child with boyfriend Jionni LaValle. Apparently, the 24-year-old has been taking notes from the Kardashian family and wants to “bankroll her mommy-to-be status into becoming ‘the next Kourtney Kardashian.’” The publication goes on to claim that the Kardashian-in-training has a deal with US Weekly for an announcement on the cover of its magazine.

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I seriously choked on my lunch when I read this! Ryan O'Neal's kids have a better chance than this poor child!
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Snooki is not a "guidette" she's not a guinea, wop, or spaghetti bender.....
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And people should care why? People know more about the kardasians then they do about what is going on in the world around them. This is not real news....But I'm sure my wife is excited. Could be why even hearing stuff like this pisses me off. Maybe people will wake up when the tune out on this made up garbage. But....Your point is well said. IF she is half of what people say she is (Based off fake reality) that kid is in for real trouble.
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Woodhouse is gonna be pissed.
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I fucked it.
LUCIFER PLEASE KILL IT!!!!!!
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SOMEBODY LINE UP SOME PLAN 'B' AS BLOW AND GET THAT FUCKIN HIDEOUS CUNT TO SNORT IT


ABORT ABORT

AND DIE ON THE TABLE

PLEASE CHRIST PLEASE
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Could I please just ask "WHO GIVES A FLYING F*CK?!!!!".
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And people should care why? People know more about the kardasians then they do about what is going on in the world around them. This is not real news....But I'm sure my wife is excited. Could be why even hearing stuff like this pisses me off. Maybe people will wake up when the tune out on this made up garbage. But....Your point is well said. IF she is half of what people say she is (Based off fake reality) that kid is in for real trouble.
 Quoting: spoof


The fact that she admits she got pregnant to be the next Kourtney Kardashian and help her television career should tell you everything you need to know.

But as viewers of "Jersey Shore" know, she's 24 going on 14 with a fairly serious alcohol problem to boot. She is in no way to ready to be a mother.

CPS should be standing by in the delivery room.
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Could I please just ask "WHO GIVES A FLYING F*CK?!!!!".
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She's a fairly big celebrity over here in the States, a lot of people care.
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Could I please just ask "WHO GIVES A FLYING F*CK?!!!!".
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WE JUST LOVE 2 HATE THE WORST OF US

AND THAT FUCKIN CREATURE IS THE WORST WORST FUCKIN SHIT HOLE ALIVE

IM SORRY SOME COCK SHOT A WAD OF SHIT PACKED PLUG CUMM INTO HER

PRAY PRAY 4 A MISCARRIAGE

DIE DIE HIDEOUS CREATURE


JUST DIE


IM SERIOUS

FUCK DIE U FUCK CUNT HOLE DIE
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I fucked it.
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We're talking about the slut Snooki...not your dog, Snookums.
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Could I please just ask "WHO GIVES A FLYING F*CK?!!!!".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11666919


WE JUST LOVE 2 HATE THE WORST OF US

AND THAT FUCKIN CREATURE IS THE WORST WORST FUCKIN SHIT HOLE ALIVE

IM SORRY SOME COCK SHOT A WAD OF SHIT PACKED PLUG CUMM INTO HER

PRAY PRAY 4 A MISCARRIAGE

DIE DIE HIDEOUS CREATURE


JUST DIE


IM SERIOUS

FUCK DIE U FUCK CUNT HOLE DIE
 Quoting: KILL THAT CUNT HOLE NOW 220891


Take it down a notch, bud.
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Could I please just ask "WHO GIVES A FLYING F*CK?!!!!".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11666919


WE JUST LOVE 2 HATE THE WORST OF US

AND THAT FUCKIN CREATURE IS THE WORST WORST FUCKIN SHIT HOLE ALIVE

IM SORRY SOME COCK SHOT A WAD OF SHIT PACKED PLUG CUMM INTO HER

PRAY PRAY 4 A MISCARRIAGE

DIE DIE HIDEOUS CREATURE


JUST DIE


IM SERIOUS

FUCK DIE U FUCK CUNT HOLE DIE
 Quoting: KILL THAT CUNT HOLE NOW 220891


I can see you're a big fan of hers. LOL!

Here's a site for ya: [link to snooki.org]
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I fucked it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1284566


We're talking about the slut Snooki...not your dog, Snookums.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1010412


I got them confused. They look just alike.
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outside of the mindless twits that actually watch this drivel, nobody and I mean NOBODY could care less what this dumpy little wannabe does.
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outside of the mindless twits that actually watch this drivel, nobody and I mean NOBODY could care less what this dumpy little wannabe does.
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I object to being called a mindless twit, sir. "Jersey Shore" is better than most shows on TV.
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OMG i thought they werent sure?! PIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OMG i thought they werent sure?! PIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NY Post is saying it's confirmed!!! I know, this is THE high news of the day!!! Get on it, mods!
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And doesn't know who the babbies daddy is.
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I wonder when her vodka is due to break
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I wonder when her vodka is due to break
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I think the fact, that her pregnancy is enough to be considered news, is enough to show how sadly stupid our country is. People would rather watch, a brain-dead 24 year old, get drunk, then read up on the fact that we are closer to war, than people want to admit. It's sad, that she will be bring a child into this world, who will grow up to be like her, someone who does nothing for fellow man.Then we wonder why our children can not pass basic tests, and why the asians are far more intelligent than americans.
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And doesn't know who the babbies daddy is.
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Yes, she does! It's her boyfriend, Jionni!
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Isn't this some sort of sign of the apocalypse? 1dunno1


edit to add: Wait... some dude actually had sex with her?? eww.

Last Edited by HI.Lander on 02/29/2012 03:07 PM
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Who cares? Why is our society so focused on this superficial trivia? I barely know who this woman is, I don't care about her personal life, and I fail to see how *anything* she does has a personal bearing on me.

So, I ask again: who cares?
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I think the fact, that her pregnancy is enough to be considered news, is enough to show how sadly stupid our country is. People would rather watch, a brain-dead 24 year old, get drunk, then read up on the fact that we are closer to war, than people want to admit. It's sad, that she will be bring a child into this world, who will grow up to be like her, someone who does nothing for fellow man.Then we wonder why our children can not pass basic tests, and why the asians are far more intelligent than americans.
 Quoting: AC702


Ohhhh, lighten up mr fuddyduddy.
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Who cares? Why is our society so focused on this superficial trivia? I barely know who this woman is, I don't care about her personal life, and I fail to see how *anything* she does has a personal bearing on me.

So, I ask again: who cares?
 Quoting: Ohio Leopard


Wow, too bad we can't all be as self-centered as you, huh? Sorry for caring about others.
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