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Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!

 
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Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car.
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car.
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What the hell is a butterfly valve?
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Well any loser can help this fuckin prick with his v8?
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car.
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What the hell is a butterfly valve?
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A valve that kinda looks like a butterfly.
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Butterfly valve is the air intake, srsly what a bunch of n00bs.
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car.
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What the hell is a butterfly valve?
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A valve that kinda looks like a butterfly.
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Yeah, I got that, Dutch. I've been working on cars for 25 years, and I never ran across a butterfly valve. Thought OP could enlighten me.
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car.
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Simple fix, butterfly net. Works every time.
Dig deeper for the end is nigh.

On second thought, fuck digging, just find a sink hole!!!
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Butterfly valve is the air intake, srsly what a bunch of n00bs.
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yeah fucking loser n00bs..
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Butterfly valve is the air intake, srsly what a bunch of n00bs.
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Well say air intake next time. I remember now that a carburetor has a butterfly valve. You driving a car that old, mate?
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Stuff it i'll clean it out with my fingers. Won't be the first time i've stuck my thumb up some dark hole although the last time was accompanied by champaigne and frivolity on a sofa. Ave.
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Butterfly valve is the air intake, srsly what a bunch of n00bs.
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Well say air intake next time. I remember now that a carburetor has a butterfly valve. You driving a car that old, mate?
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Yeah carby, See yas!
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Stuff it i'll clean it out with my fingers. Won't be the first time i've stuck my thumb up some dark hole although the last time was accompanied by champaigne and frivolity on a sofa. Ave.
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is that the reason why you put this thread on the board? So you could tell that you put your tumb in someone's ass?
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
GAS or diesel?

gas..drop the tank blow out the lines..ethel car starter spray..all the lines clean the tank with carb cleaner..check all rubber connections for clogs...remove carb..clean venturi and float assembly..check gaskets, then use carb starter fluid to start when assembled


diesel...will work when the tanks have warmers..to heat bio diesel to temp..ajustment of injectors with cpu reprogram is adviesed..in low temps.
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car.
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sigh.

why dont you try putting diesel in it next time,

or maybe try filling it with water.

Just to see what happens of course.

Calling for losers to help you isnt gonna get you any help.

lemmie guess, Commodore driver?
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
very simple fix


you need to add about two cups of portland cement to your oil

while it may sound odd at first, the reality is that the portland bonds with the oil and make a teflon like amalgamation, it will free any stuck butterfly valves

and you will never have to change your oil again
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03/01/2012 01:10 AM
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Since a diesel does not have a carburetor with the valve you speak of I assume your an Idiot and put diesel in a gas engine?

See air aspirated diesel has no choke.It has a throttle advance for cold starting.IE no visible valve under the breather.


OP if you put diesel in a gas engine you will need to drain the tank.Blow out your fuel lines and probably rebuild your carb.
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03/01/2012 01:13 AM
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
diesel engines inject fuel directly into the combustion chamber, so if you have a clog in the intake, it is due to something other than the fuel.

If you put bio-diesel in a gasoline carbureted car, then you are so dumb, you deserve to be eaten by squirrels starting at the feet.
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Since a diesel does not have a carburetor with the valve you speak of I assume your an Idiot and put diesel in a gas engine?

See air aspirated diesel has no choke.It has a throttle advance for cold starting.IE no visible valve under the breather.


OP if you put diesel in a gas engine you will need to drain the tank.Blow out your fuel lines and probably rebuild your carb.
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lol! You read my mind!
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03/01/2012 01:14 AM
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
put sand on it.
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
At least ya did not try to Save the World With TAX.

Sounds like ya'll have to clean the entire fuel system. I'd call for a tow to a good shop, if ya can't understand not to put the wrong fuel in a car, ya should not be playing with the fuel system.
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Since a diesel does not have a carburetor with the valve you speak of I assume your an Idiot and put diesel in a gas engine?

See air aspirated diesel has no choke.It has a throttle advance for cold starting.IE no visible valve under the breather.


OP if you put diesel in a gas engine you will need to drain the tank.Blow out your fuel lines and probably rebuild your carb.
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lol! You read my mind!
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Yep! Bio fuel in a V8? arg

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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
oh say it ain't so.... this idiot dumped biodiesel into his V8 gasoline engine?

cruise

lolatu
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car.
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get a horse......LOOSER
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car.
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get a horse......LOOSER
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then again don't.you will probably end up feeding it cat food....LOOSER
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
First thing to do is smash the OP's computer with a baseball bat.

That will fix 90% of the problem.
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Ok sorry I was a little rude in the intro but tha't s no need for you guys to carry on like total pricks. Anyway I just wanted to see the car splutter and run like shit for kicks now correct me if i'm wrong but 91 OCTANE = 9% BIOFUEL! So it's in our cars every day anyway. In Brazil all the cars run off this bullshit so what's the difference? I'm not sure if it's the fuel that's wrong or if it's the starter anyway but i sure cleaned out the bastard.
OhYeah
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
put some sugar in your tank

it works wonders
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
The butterfly valve is clogged all the way down with grease i think it happened when i stopped off at the biofuel depot cos i was trying to save the environment... pffffffft actually i wanted to see what would happen if i put biofuel in my car.
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DIRTY SWAMP ASS STICK YOUR FINGER IN IT
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Ok sorry I was a little rude in the intro but tha't s no need for you guys to carry on like total pricks. Anyway I just wanted to see the car splutter and run like shit for kicks now correct me if i'm wrong but 91 OCTANE = 9% BIOFUEL! So it's in our cars every day anyway. In Brazil all the cars run off this bullshit so what's the difference? I'm not sure if it's the fuel that's wrong or if it's the starter anyway but i sure cleaned out the bastard.
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diesel... in ZERO ways... is compatible with gasoline.

end of story.

If you put diesel into your gasoline engine... you're looking at an expensive repair... fuel filter is done, fuel pump may be shot... need to flush the fuel tank.... carb needs to be broke down, cleaned, and reassembled... need to flush the fuel lines... spark plugs are probably fouled all to hell...
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Re: Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!
Ok sorry I was a little rude in the intro but tha't s no need for you guys to carry on like total pricks. Anyway I just wanted to see the car splutter and run like shit for kicks now correct me if i'm wrong but 91 OCTANE = 9% BIOFUEL! So it's in our cars every day anyway. In Brazil all the cars run off this bullshit so what's the difference? I'm not sure if it's the fuel that's wrong or if it's the starter anyway but i sure cleaned out the bastard.
 Quoting: OhYeah


Brazilian cars run on ETHANOL... not biodiesel. Big difference...

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