Can some of you losers help me I have mechanical trouble with my v8!

Shoulda bought a Prius.

Sounds like you have a faulty Johnson Rod...

If you have a butterfly valve then your car is carburettor not fuel injection which means its over 20 years old which means you put 98 octane plus additive in it not 91.Your going to need degreaser and petrol to soak your carby in but seeing as your on GLP asking for advice for Gods sake take it to a mechanic

You are using Ethanol blended Petrol , it will clog the throttle body with deposits . You must push a rag down past the Butterfly and then spray carb cleaner down it's throat . Use a soft toothbrush to scrub the area , pull the rag out and start the engine . The rag stops raw carb cleaner getting into the cylinders as it only gets partially burnt and it will poison the Catalytic convertor .

What model is it op.?

Take a piece of cloth and soak it with gasoline. Shove one end into the tank, light up the other end, get in the car and wait.

Take a piece of cloth and soak it with gasoline. Shove one end into the tank, light up the other end, get in the car and wait.

Remove exhaust at header, at fast idle spray carb throat with carb cleaner, at fast idle slowly pour instant rice through carb. Put everything back together. You can run kerosen if you start on gas and mod the intake to be water temp.