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Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?

 
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03/01/2012 02:31 PM
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Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Let's say you're getting a roommate and you have to choose one roommate from these following countries : Australians, Canadians, French. Who would you rather have as a roommate?

Australians
Pros : Can take a joke. Usually mild mannered unless drunk.
Cons : They're one of the most racist people on the planer Earth. They are also very hypocritical.

Canadians
Pros : Friendly and easy going.
Cons : They're insecure and low on morale. They act so butte hurt every time you mention anything about US. I guess being a hat on top of the US does that to you.

French
Pros : None unless you want to learn French.
Cons : One of the most sensitive people in the world. Can't crack a joke at them without being deported.

By the way, I'm black Chinese Muslim.
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03/01/2012 02:32 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Aye Aussies mate or Canooks, the French well at least they will kiss you twice:)
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03/01/2012 02:36 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Can't crack a joke at them without being deported.

wut damned
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03/01/2012 02:41 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
If those are your only choices then you're screwed
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Can't crack a joke at them without being deported.

wut damned
 Quoting: Monbazillac


They aren't all arrogant but you have to admit the French are so proud of their history that it gets annoying. Every time I strike a conversation with a French, it ends up being a discussion about history.
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03/01/2012 02:43 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
they're all nice people.
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03/01/2012 04:28 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
I'll date the French, live in Oz and end up with a Canadian roomate. At least I know the Canadian won't kill me or steal my stuff, living in OZ would be awesome except for a few deadly snakes and f***ing the French! Ooh lala!
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03/01/2012 04:34 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
French definately....Plus there is some great food there!!
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03/01/2012 04:45 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
"They're one of the most racist people on the planer Earth. They are also very hypocritical."


No- you just don't get it.
Our lack of racism makes us able to make jokes about the differences we ALL have in our original national cultures.

We have no single large race or cultural blocs like those found in USA and other former colonial powers.

Joking is not hating.

Racism is all about the hate.
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03/01/2012 04:48 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Let's say you're getting a roommate and you have to choose one roommate from these following countries : Australians, Canadians, French. Who would you rather have as a roommate?

Australians
Pros : Can take a joke. Usually mild mannered unless drunk.
Cons : They're one of the most racist people on the planer Earth. They are also very hypocritical.

Canadians
Pros : Friendly and easy going.
Cons : They're insecure and low on morale. They act so butte hurt every time you mention anything about US. I guess being a hat on top of the US does that to you.

French
Pros : None unless you want to learn French.
Cons : One of the most sensitive people in the world. Can't crack a joke at them without being deported.

By the way, I'm black Chinese Muslim.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11733101


Probably the French one then.

Easy ride all the way.
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03/01/2012 04:48 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
hypocritical- well maybe, but we have no monopoly on that!

I lived in Paris for a little over a year with my first wife's family and really liked the place and the people.

I tried to speak French which helped a lot.

Kind of hard to define a Canadian or an Australian on race or cultural grounds with the massive immigration post ww2.

We come from all corneres of the earth.
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03/01/2012 04:52 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
I'd go with the Canadian if I were you. As you know, we have our own home-grown Frenchies here and they are some of the most insufferable people alive. I lived and worked and with them in many different situations and they are the most arrogant ethnicity I've ever met.

Aussies are great except they're notorious piss tanks and will keep you up night after night with their incessant beer drinking and loud partying. In that regard, they're even worse than Canadians.

Last Edited by Princess Dagmar on 03/01/2012 04:53 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
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03/01/2012 05:00 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
I would go with the Canadians. They may be an insecure lot but at least they're not crazy and arrogant as the French and the Aussies are completely nuts.
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03/01/2012 05:06 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
I live in Canada, on my own, in a 2 bedroom apartment. I won't live with or date Canadians. The OP's right- extremely insecure, leading to a chain reaction of other problems. They're lemmings.

I've never met a cool Australian. Ever.

The French are too arrogant for my tastes.

Any of the suppressed subjugated countries that have their own culture, are cool: Ireland, Jamaica, Scotland, Trinidad, Barbados, etc. Real people, that are fun 24/7. When things get serious, those folk are no joke.
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03/01/2012 05:09 PM
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 Quoting: Ballin' on Welfare


Ha, I was thinking canada for the same reason....

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03/01/2012 05:18 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Aussies, hands down!
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03/01/2012 06:19 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Does Paris still smell like dogshit?
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03/01/2012 06:20 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
After Nibirou with the Savvilas would be all peoples on the planet earth
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03/01/2012 06:23 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Just keep the booze away from the Aussie and it will work out just fine!!!
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03/01/2012 06:25 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Can't crack a joke at them without being deported.

wut damned
 Quoting: Monbazillac


They aren't all arrogant but you have to admit the French are so proud of their history that it gets annoying. Every time I strike a conversation with a French, it ends up being a discussion about history.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11733101


ah ok well maybe a bit!
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03/01/2012 06:28 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Australians or Canadians or French

Tough One

I guess it would depend on the Person rather then their home of origin.

Not all Aussies are VB Drunk Pie eating Footy-heads
Not all Canadians are Butt-hurt
& Not All French are Angry sensitive Womanizers

But most are



Does Paris still smell like dogshit?
 Quoting: nexuseditor


No, it smells like a Giant ash tray...........
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03/01/2012 06:36 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Austrailians, without a doubt.

Showed proper respect for orbiting John Glenn twice.

Good folks.

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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Let's say you're getting a roommate and you have to choose one roommate from these following countries : Australians, Canadians, French. Who would you rather have as a roommate?

Australians
Pros : Can take a joke. Usually mild mannered unless drunk.
Cons : They're one of the most racist people on the planer Earth. They are also very hypocritical.

Canadians
Pros : Friendly and easy going.
Cons : They're insecure and low on morale. They act so butte hurt every time you mention anything about US. I guess being a hat on top of the US does that to you.

French
Pros : None unless you want to learn French.
Cons : One of the most sensitive people in the world. Can't crack a joke at them without being deported.

By the way, I'm black Chinese Muslim.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11733101


Canucks, any day of the week!

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03/01/2012 06:37 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
French lmao
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03/01/2012 06:39 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
This thread is making me feel insecure!
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Probaly an aussie. I like people who can joke, drink, and have a good party! dance
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Australians and French are horrible people. Canadians are pleasant, and agreeable (the white, non-French ones, of course).

It must be Canadians.
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03/01/2012 06:42 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
If those are your only choices then you're screwed
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3693501


Tru dat.
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03/01/2012 06:43 PM
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Canadians.
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Re: Who would you rather live with : Australians, Canadians or French?
Canadians are pleasant, and agreeable
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11730337


bsflag you've obviously never been to Canada

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