You mean you're looking for a mother?

Look, it's fine that you don't want to work for money. I don't and I don't want to, so I can't harp at you for that.

It's another thing to actually WANT to openly use somebody purely to take care of you.

Grow the fuck up and if you want to live without the responsibilities you've been told you need to have, then face it and admit it to yourself and ask for help in doing that.

Don't sell yourself out to somebody for money because that's easier AND convenient for you.

Fuck, she'd basically be PAYING to have sex with you.

You really think you are that special?

GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE.