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Idiot doctor who did my cheek implants RUINED MY FACE

 
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03/02/2012 12:20 PM
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What probably happened is that one implant cheek got turned a bit. All you need to do now is "turn the other cheek"
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03/02/2012 12:25 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH op. funny as fuck!!! should have left you face alone..

i learned as a child that doctors are evil fucks and you should never allow them to mess with your body.
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03/02/2012 12:28 PM
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Pics or gtfo
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03/02/2012 12:45 PM
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You can fix nerves with protein & vitamins A-E.
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03/02/2012 12:46 PM
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Surgery won't fix your confidence OP. Big turn-off unless shallow is your game.
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03/02/2012 12:48 PM
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Who doesn't love a chipmunk with jowls full of nuts...
why wouldn't OP want cheek implants!?

Goiters are nice - how about some neck implants too, OP?
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You can fix nerves with protein & vitamins A-E.
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Only from food (sort of).
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I had my malar (cheeks) surgery performed yesterday and the doctor says the procedure was complicated in that he had contact or some crap with a facial nerve.

The left side of my face - the upper lip, specifically, now looks like a fish lip. I'M HORRIFIED. I went into the procedure hoping for a more macho, angular look and now my face is partially deformed.

I want to kill the doctor. Dammit. He fucked me. How much could I recover in a lawsuit for this disaster???? I could care less about a lawsuit. I just want my face back.

I'm going crazy.
 Quoting: Ted 3588247


well....likely YOUR FACE IS SWOLLEN FROM SOFT TISSUE TRAUMA FOLLOWING YOUR SURGERY

plus, you were likely gone crazy the day you signed up for plastic surgery.
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03/02/2012 12:54 PM
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My good friend is a lawyer who used to do insurance defense on medical malpractice cases. He told me some crazy stories about cosmetic surgeries gone horribly wrong.

Let's just say you're lucky you didn't get a botched penis enlargement...

(BTW, in every single one of those cases, the wife or girlfriend always says somewhere in the transcript, "I begged him not to do it, I BEGGED him!")

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Read the story of Hang Mioku - someday OP may want to use her technique.


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hmmmm, apparently everyone wants pippa cheeks...


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03/02/2012 01:05 PM
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You don't need a pretty face. You need a fat wallet. Now you have neither.
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03/02/2012 01:13 PM
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Guns don't kill people, doctors do.

Be glad you didn't die under the knife.

Look into the work by Byron Katie. You attached way to closely to some stories that weren't true.

"I need to be better looking" was one of them.

Good luck.
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03/02/2012 01:18 PM
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You guys are terrible to pick on poor Ted.

I underwent plastic surgery several years ago to repair both of my eyelids which were severely burned. The surgeon was going to use a new procedure basically transplanting sections of my foreskin to replace the skin on my eyelids.

Long story short, the guy botched the surgery and I wound up cockeyed!!
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it depends on which state you live in, in my state unless you lose a limb or die you will not prevail in a medical malpractice suit
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03/02/2012 01:27 PM
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drs arnt allways right,my mate had a tiny bump over each eye,her gp referred her for the cosmetic surgery,only to find out he,d taken out her tear ducts,omg,how could he not know,considering 2 of them,as a result every 3 mins she has to put drops in her eyes,so its a lesson to only have if life threatening.
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how old was the surgeon OP?
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lol op fail
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I had my malar (cheeks) surgery performed yesterday and the doctor says the procedure was complicated in that he had contact or some crap with a facial nerve.

The left side of my face - the upper lip, specifically, now looks like a fish lip. I'M HORRIFIED. I went into the procedure hoping for a more macho, angular look and now my face is partially deformed.

I want to kill the doctor. Dammit. He fucked me. How much could I recover in a lawsuit for this disaster???? I could care less about a lawsuit. I just want my face back.

I'm going crazy.
 Quoting: Ted 3588247


A particularly rambunctious mini-horse I have busted out and into the pasture with our Q-horse stud, picking a fight. The stud kicked him in the face, hitting a nerve. Half of his muzzle was paralyzed. We had the vet out and he said it may never recover, but it may in time. After about 6-8 months I thought I noticed some movement. After about 2 years, you couldn't tell. Be patient. (PS I hope you learned your lesson.)
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I cant yet tell how my cheek implants turned out because of the bandages and they don't come off for another week.

Still, my lips are disfigured and I am mortified. How am I going to go outside - piece of shit doctor.
 Quoting: Ted 3588247




Man, calm down. They're just a bit swollen after the op.
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Someone needs to check their priorities......
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Re: Idiot doctor who did my cheek implants RUINED MY FACE
I had my malar (cheeks) surgery performed yesterday and the doctor says the procedure was complicated in that he had contact or some crap with a facial nerve.

The left side of my face - the upper lip, specifically, now looks like a fish lip. I'M HORRIFIED. I went into the procedure hoping for a more macho, angular look and now my face is partially deformed.

I want to kill the doctor. Dammit. He fucked me. How much could I recover in a lawsuit for this disaster???? I could care less about a lawsuit. I just want my face back.

I'm going crazy.
 Quoting: Ted 3588247


You sir are moron and should bear the consequences of your actions.

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I don't believe this. sounds like BS to me
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03/02/2012 02:08 PM
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So, your name is Ted just like the post by the guy claiming he is going in for cheek surgery, but your IP addresses are different. Is this an invented thread? I would guess so.
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03/02/2012 02:10 PM
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Don't give up yet, OP.

A 62 yo neighbour decided to get a face lift. When they took off bandages she looked horrid, all red & puffy.

She thought she was deformed for life.

It took a month or more but she was beautiful after that( at least the face). Only thing was her beautiful wrinkle free face didn't match her wrinkled hands & flabby arms.

Give the swelling time to go down.
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So, your name is Ted just like the post by the guy claiming he is going in for cheek surgery, but your IP addresses are different. Is this an invented thread? I would guess so.
 Quoting: bigrex


Maybe he is posting from hospital?
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03/02/2012 02:18 PM
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You're the idiot that wanted to put shit in your face! May Darwinism kindly remove such stupidity from this place.
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Re: Idiot doctor who did my cheek implants RUINED MY FACE
Hey Ted,

Share your concerns with your doctor. It will be okay. Just give it some time.
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Re: Idiot doctor who did my cheek implants RUINED MY FACE
You guys are terrible to pick on poor Ted.

I underwent plastic surgery several years ago to repair both of my eyelids which were severely burned. The surgeon was going to use a new procedure basically transplanting sections of my foreskin to replace the skin on my eyelids.

Long story short, the guy botched the surgery and I wound up cockeyed!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8654849


Big difference. You surgery was reconstructive, Ted's (assuming this is not a, attention thread) is elective.

I am sorry your surgery did not go well. Since it is reconstructive, perhaps your insurance will cover fixing it.
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Re: Idiot doctor who did my cheek implants RUINED MY FACE
Listen up fucktard, the doctor did not screw up shit. Your vanity wrecked you face. You were hoping for a more manly face? Men don't persue plastic surgery for improvement, that is women which apparently you are. What a tool you are. Enjoy your new face elephant man...





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