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Iphone Snitch APP sends picture, location and time of Suspicious event to Homeland Security

 
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Iphone Snitch APP sends picture, location and time of Suspicious event to Homeland Security
Want to be a snitch and hate America? There's an APP for that!

Getting bored of Words with Friends and you have a grudge against someone for some reason? You've probably downloaded the new Jailbirds Application for your Smartphone and are gathering data on your adversary that could classify them as a "Possible Domestic Terrorist" You then decide to snap a picture of him and send it via- smartphone to the Virginia Fusion Center apart of the Gestapo Homeland Security Hivemind.

Well just a click on the phone and a push of the green button and that person is now considered a possible suspect in suspicious activity. Did he pay for his coffee with cash? The audacity! Was he or she expressing their distaste for the current system of technocratic totalitarian control?


"In less time than it takes to play a turn in Words With Friends, smartphone users can report a “suspicious person” to the West Virginia Department of Homeland Security.

The domestic counterterrorism agency’s West Virginia branch, in association with the West Virginia governor’s office, unveiled a new mobile app called the Suspicious Activity Reporting Application this week. “With the assistance of our citizens, important information can quickly get into the hands of our law enforcement community allowing them to provide better protection,” Gov. Earl Ray Tomblin said in a statement. The app is available in the Apple App Store and the Android Market."


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Take that app to a council meeting or wherever there is a politician and send pictures of everyone involved.
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Think of the people that will be downloading this AP and using it?

Do you really feel this is a good idea?

The main user base of people using this AP will be those with low morales that have a grudge against someone, paranoid old ladies, extreme liberals and brainwashed meat sacks that live in fear under the spell of the Technocratic Totalitarian Dungeon Masters.
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snitches get stitches and dumped in ditches..
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yep, whoever lived through totalitarian communism knows that half your neighbors are potential double agents.
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Just take pics of Cops and other goberment officials and send that in...

...or some dog shit.

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It would be funny if someone took a picture of Obumbo and sent it in!

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Oh NO!

Now brief (Brief Stain) can rat on people OUTSIDE of glp!

Well holy shit, no one will be safe now.

Maybe this asshole can't afford an iphone.

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should use it on cops, and government. just flood the system with it
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I think I may download this, take a picture of every politician I see on TV and send them in.
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android is a snitch too
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should use it on cops, and government. just flood the system with it
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Booyah!!! Abuse the fuck out of these retards. Bwahahaha!!
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Take a picture of every mexican you see and send it in as a possible illegal alien
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snitches get stitches and dumped in ditches..
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So wait, they take them to the hospital and stitch them then they dump them in a ditch?
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I wish I had a smartphone.... I would have a lot of fun with this app! They would get all sorts of interesting pictures.

Why are we so obsessed with terrorists!? It is like we've become a bunch of sissies who think we are going to die from a suicide bomber! Just reading stuff like this makes me want to teach my kids how to shoot a gun, grow some balls and not be afraid of anything. Did you know an American has a better chance of dying from bee stings than from a terrorist attack? I have heard the same statistic about bathtub drownings.

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Bear in mind this App will also have the details of the person who sent it in, there will be no more anonymous tip offs as the app will be tracked, i see a few people getting busted for wasting their time. good get rid of stupid people (the app users)
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should use it on cops, and government. just flood the system with it
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Will anyone have the guts to do that though?
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Bear in mind this App will also have the details of the person who sent it in, there will be no more anonymous tip offs as the app will be tracked, i see a few people getting busted for wasting their time. good get rid of stupid people (the app users)
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I wish I had a smartphone.... I would have a lot of fun with this app! They would get all sorts of interesting pictures.

Why are we so obsessed with terrorists!? It is like we've become a bunch of sissies who think we are going to die from a suicide bomber! Just reading stuff like this makes me want to teach my kids how to shoot a gun, grow some balls and not be afraid of anything. Did you know an American has a better chance of dying from bee stings than from a terrorist attack? I have heard the same statistic about bathtub drownings.

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Now you've done it. You had to think for yourself didn't you?

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android is a snitch too
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Think of the people that will be downloading this AP and using it?

Do you really feel this is a good idea?

The main user base of people using this AP will be those with low morales that have a grudge against someone, paranoid old ladies, extreme liberals and brainwashed meat sacks that live in fear under the spell of the Technocratic Totalitarian Dungeon Masters.
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The whole 'terrist' thing has jumped the shark.

The system is overrun with information to the point of being useless.

The true purpose is to serve as a SCARE MECHANISM.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1747431


Think of the people that will be downloading this AP and using it?

Do you really feel this is a good idea?

The main user base of people using this AP will be those with low morales that have a grudge against someone, paranoid old ladies, extreme liberals and brainwashed meat sacks that live in fear under the spell of the Technocratic Totalitarian Dungeon Masters.
 Quoting: 2342


The whole 'terrist' thing has jumped the shark.

The system is overrun with information to the point of being useless.

The true purpose is to serve as a SCARE MECHANISM.

KnowwhatImean?
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At one level yes. Also to be used as reasoning to round up civilians for reprogramming and culling.

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do they have the manpower for when eveybody gets this app and sends 5 or 10 events per day each?

I can see it now "suspicios event in my pants" with pics.
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I bet Stalin would get a huge laugh out of this, we have become what we feared the most, just like Stalinist Communist Russia with a government encouraging people to turn on their neighbors.

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do they have the manpower for when eveybody gets this app and sends 5 or 10 events per day each?

I can see it now "suspicios event in my pants" with pics.
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They don't need as much manpower as you think. Because the supercomputer systems they have in play calculate quadrillions of floating points per second and will analyze the majority of the data sent. If there is a red flag or multiple red flags that need more attention, it will be dealt with accordingly.

"Petascale Computing on Jaguar
With a peak speed of 2.33 petaflops (over two thousand trillion calculations per second), "Jaguar," a Cray XT5 supercomputer located at Oak Ridge Leadership Computing Facility (OLCF), is the world's fastest supercomputer for unclassified research. Capable of simulating physical systems with heretofore unfeasible speed and accuracy—from the explosions of stars to the building blocks of matter—Jaguar has led OLCF into the era of petascale computing and beyond."



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I bet Stalin would get a huge laugh out of this, we have become what we feared the most, just like Stalinist Communist Russia with a government encouraging people to turn on their neighbors.
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